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World-famous Super Newswoman Robin Ophelia Quivers won an NAACP Image Award for her book, the Vegucation of Robin and Howard was over the moon.

Like Woody Allen or Marlon Brando, Robin was too cool to go collect the award herself, but she did bask in the adulation of being one of the most powerful black people in the world this morning.

Howard suggested Robin wear her award as necklace like Flavor Flav or make it into a large hood ornament. And he marveled that there’s finally an NAACP Image Award winner who admitted to shitting her pants in public.

All in all, it was well-deserved. Robin was glowing with pride and promised to deliver a proper acceptance speech. Howard pointed out that Oprah didn’t win an NAACP this year, so for at least a year, Robin is more powerful than Oprah.

SCOTT SALEM: PORTRAIT OF A BOWLER








Scott - either about to start his first round or after three straight days of bowling. Doesn't matter, he always looks the same















SCOTT SALEM: PORTRAIT OF A BOWLER




Scott Salem doesn’t have a lot going on – when he quit smoking, his life was reduced to only engineering and bowling.

He is so passionate about bowling that he famously tried to get a few frames in on 9/11, but the rest of his league stayed home with their families, nobody told Scott.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear that the thousands of hours Scott has spent bowling have made him all that good. He recently competed in the PBA tournament and bowled poorly, sometimes as low as a 117, and coming out with a final ranking of 443 out 468 bowlers.

He tried to blame it on conditions and ‘oil patterns’ on the lane (if you thought Scott was dull before, listen to him talk about oil patterns).

Howard 100 News reporter Shuli Egar challenged Scott to a contest and Scott immediately wanted to bet him $5,000 that the baldest man (Scott) would win. If Scott lost, he’d have to borrow the money to pay Shuli, but Scott was confident. Howard thought that was typical Scott Salem finance – bet money you don’t have.

Finally, it was settled that a bunch of guys from the show – Gary, Jon Hein, JD, and Shuli would all throw in $500 and the winner would take the pot.

We’ll see how it goes, but let’s just say Scott doesn’t have the greatest luck.

Bonus Scott!

ESPN sat Scott in the first row of the PBA Final Round on Sunday and his mug made it all over TV! Fans sent us their screen shots, see our Facebook gallery below - #FrontRowScott!



ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH DAVID ARQUETTE







ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH DAVID ARQUETTE

Actor, Club owner and occasional Stern Show Celebrity Intern David Arquette stopped by today to promote his new Lifetime movie ‘The Happy Face Killer.’

He came in smelling of vanilla cologne and wanted to talk more about his profound new idea, ‘The Kindness Game’ - which he called up drunk to discuss a few months ago – along with fatherhood, Robin Quivers, and Courteney Cox.

Here are the highlights of David’s interview:

* David drunkenly sort-of revealed that his girlfriend, Christina Mclarty was pregnant when he called into the show in 2013, and it’s still true. The couple are expecting a baby boy and, contrary to a report Howard read in the Globe, did not buy a ‘baby jacuzzi’.

* David seemed a little jealous that Howard was in Mexico hanging out with his ex-wife Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston over the holiday break, because he understood that it was probably a blast.

* David continued to flirt with Robin Quivers – the two famously kissed, it was revealed last year. David went further than ever, exclaiming ‘I want to drink your titty juice!’

* David is back to drinking, but tries to stick to beer, wine and champagne (like our own Richard Christy). ‘I'm an alcoholic,’ David said. ‘I'm a drug addict crazy mad man.’

* David told Eric the Actor that he wants to hang out in LA, promising to get the little handicapped hellion laid. David even admitted that he would have sex with a female Eric the Actor, which we’ve never heard before from anyone who want being paid.

* David once again spoke about his wish that people were nicer to each other – something he calls ‘The Kindness Game’. He wants everyone to know that we’re all equal, celebrities are no better than commoners. Howard asked if his club, Bootsy Bellows (named after his mother’s burlesque alter-ego) had a VIP room. David reluctantly admitted that it did. David realized that the separation of VIPs from commoners does make him a part of the problem, but he will fight on anyway.

* Also, for some reason, David asked the media that he be quoted saying the following: ‘God is at least half a f*cking woman, bitches.’

Check out David’s new TV Movie ‘The Happy Face Killer’ on Lifetime.




DAVID GIVES A TOUR

Thanks to Superfan David Arquette for giving a quick fan tour of Stern Show compound
Dr. David Agus is one of the men who saved news icon Robin Quivers’ life last year as she battled cancer, so he’ll always be a hero to Howard.

He called in this morning to promote his book ‘A Short Guide to a Long Life’, which Howard and Robin both loved.


While Dr. Agus’s plan for a long, healthy life is almost the way Howard lives to a T, the one tip the good doctor gives that isn’t in Howard’s routine is baby aspirin. Dr. Agus claims it will drastically reduce all kinds of medical problems in the long term – cancer, heart disease, etc.

What Howard really wanted to get into was Robin’s attempts to ‘detox’ through crazy experiments like enemas, ayahuasca in Peru, juicing. Dr. Agus’s reply was that there is no data that says any of these things improve your health, but there also isn’t any evidence that, as Howard alleged, any of this caused Robin’s cancer.

He did point out that Robin likes to argue with facts, which is rare for a newswoman.

Stern Show writer Sal Governale also goes to weird extents to get healthy, and his newest obsession is vitamins. The doctor thought Sal’s regimen was nonsense and pointed out that it is damaging his liver. Sal said he’d been experiencing bloating in his liver and gallbladder area, and now he knows why.



Sal's Vitamin Bag

Other tips from the doc include wearing your seat belt, brushing your teeth, washing your bed sheets once a week for better sleep, and eat fish three times per week.

Dr. Agus has also helped two of Howard’s heroes, Steve Jobs, who taught Dr. Agus how to dress, and Neil Young, who refers to Dr. Agus as his ‘mechanic’ and goes to him for general check-ups.

Check out Dr. Agus’s book ‘A Short Guide to a Long Life’ and live exactly like Howard does

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howard's WORLD’S BIGGEST WHORE IS CROWNED

THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHORE IS CROWNED


AVA, WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE CONTESTANT #1



Howard kicked off the World's Biggest Whore contest by introducing porn star Ava Devine. Ava told the crew she was down for whatever: "I'm known as The Lady of the Lake. I will do anyone, anytime, anywhere, anyhow." Asked to elaborate, Ava listed "random strange men," little people and "people with all disorders." Ava said she loves when men with cerebral palsy come to see her dance: "I would go and take them in the back and jerk them off."



Ava said handicapped people make good lovers: "When they laugh, they really laugh. When they cry, they really cry. When they cum, they really cum." Ava went on to describe herself as a "receptacle" and her nights out with an 84-year-old friend named Mr. Anderson: "He loves sucking dick and swallowing...we go and we suck dick together, whether at an adult book store or swing clubs--for fun."



SHE'S AN ANAL QUEEN TOO



Ava said she was recently hit on by a guy at the gas station: "So I reached down, unzipped his pants and jerked him off right there...I finished him off before my tank was filled." Howard wondered if she like anal, and Ava jumped: "I'm an Anal Queen! I can take fists up my ass. I love double anal." Ava bragged that she'd once even taken a lava lamp up her ass. If she wins today: "I'm going to take my parents on vacation. They think I work for very wealthy men. Like, in the office--as a clerical assistant."



SAL'S SNAPPER TALK, PART 1



Sal then came in for the Dirty Talk portion of the contest: "I'm ready to rip apart this little f’ bucket." Ava asked for hands-on dirty talk, but Sal begged off: "I'm married." Sal started with a request: "Tell me what you want me do with those titties." Ava jumped in: "I want you to suck on them and then I want to titty-f’ that big strong cock." Sal one-upped her: "I want to pull out my dick out with shit streaks on it...lick all my ass juice." But Ava took the cake: "I'm going to fingerf’ you and massage your prostate and you're going to blow a load deep down my throat."



SABRINA, WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE CONTESTANT #2









The 2nd contestant, the 5'11" 118lb Sabrina Deep, introduced herself as a fan-f’ing porn star: "I'm a big fan of my fans...I actually go out of my way to stalk these guys out and get them in bed with me." Sabrina will also take on dudes who don't know who she is: "Just before we came here, I actually blew the cabdriver." She estimated that she'd been with over 6,000 men: "I'm never raw. I wouldn't do this if I were raw...I like to get so dirty--just covered in cum."



Sabrina said she was married and that participating in today's contest might end said marriage, so Howard introduced Sal, as he was probably in same boat. Sal got right to work: "First of all, take off those panties you slut. That is a nice snapper....look at those dirty piss flaps. Work that snapper." Sal then had her turn over and spat on her asshole: "Right up your filthy f’ing shitlocker!" Sabrina was definitely surprised: "You're really f’ing doing this! Yeah! That's it? He just spits on it--that's all?"



BREE, WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE CONTESTANT #3









The 3rd contestant was frequent Stern show guest and porn star Bree Olsen. She said she loved her work as a feature/private dancer: "I just end up having sex with all of them...and then I have impregnation fantasies so I let them all cum inside me." Bree explained: "I pay attention to my cycle and there's only about two or three days out of the month that a woman can really get pregnant so I try not to do it during those times."



Howard asked if Bree was aware of the other risks of unprotected sex, and she nodded: "I do care but I can't help it. It's an addiction." Bree said she slept with as many as 30 guys a day, most recently banging nearly every guy in a Florida hotel--until all that was left was the elderly janitor: "I just went around the hotel looking for guys to have sex with...I'd already had like 20-something loads inside me...[after the janitor finished] he was like, 'You're an angel.'"



SHE FLIES WITH CUM ON HER FACE









Bree said she didn't like to shower between lovers: "The next morning [I'll] take a shower or something. I like to marinate...that's what gets me off, [when] I know I have loads inside me." JD said Bree had tweeted about going to the airport yesterday with cum on her face, so Bree explained that she'd left to catch her flight immediately after filming a porn scene. When he co-star handed her a towel, she refused: "I was like, 'No, I'm good, I'll just go to the airport like this.'"



Sal then came in for the Dirty Talk portion of the contest. Sal said he'd be 'Daddy' to Bree, as he knew she had a father-daughter fetish, and told her to remove her 'classy' dress: "Take that thing off and show daddy what a slutty pig you are." Sal asked Bree to sit on his head: "Put it all over daddy's face..tell me to eat your bologna twat!" Howard stopped Sal when he started to talk watersports: "Gargle it, you f’ing pig!"



HERE SHE IS…THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE



















Robin voted for Ava Devine: "She said even horses appeal to her." JD agreed: "Ava Devine would f’ anything or anyone." Fred also registered his vote for Ava, calling her "the Mohammad Ali of Whores," but the first dissenting vote came from Scott Depace, who liked Sabrina: "Bree is too pretty." Sal also admired Sabrina: "She took my spit up her asshole." Later, Howard tallied the listeners' votes and reported that 55% had gone to Bree Olsen. Bree thanked the voters, saying they'd "saved thousands of lives"--she'll be donating $3,000 of her $5,000 prize to the ASPCA. And then, to celebrate, all 3 girls got on the Sybian for the Sybian’s first threesome.
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bANG mY dAD " wINNER " & SAL'S WEARING FAKE BAKE

THE 'BANG MY DAD' WINNER SCORED!

Howard welcomed Mark, yesterday's 'Bang My Dad' winner, and his daughter, Kelly, back to the studio—along with Mark's 'dates,' Cami and Cameron from the Bunnyranch--to report on his 'date.' Mark said he'd wasted no time when he got to the hotel room: "I joined right in right away. I wasn't going to let them have all the fun." Cami said she had a lot of fun: "I want to marry his penis."

Cami added that Mark shocked her with his ability to hold out: "I feel like Mark is a chronic masturbator because he [out-]lasted us [for] like two hours." Even Kelly was surprised by her dad's stamina: "I figured he'd be back in my room in five minutes." Cami said they weren't done after the sex: "We like to f’ 'em and feed 'em." Cameron explained: "So we took him out to dinner after." 

 

SAL'S WEARING FAKE BAKE

 came in to say he wasn't jealous, as Howard once gave him a shoebox-sized rotisserie, but Howard was more interested in his odd skin color. Sal explained: "I'm wearing Fake Bake...in the morning it's hard to see and my wife doesn't want me to spray it in the house...it's dark out in the morning. I get up at 4. So now I have to go in the backyard and I spray myself in the reflection in the window." The spray finds its way into everything: "When I blow my nose, it's, like, black." Sal later admitted: "After what happened with me and my wife, I became extremely insecure."

AN UPDATE ON SAL'S MARRIAGE

Sal came in to tell the crew his wife had sex with him last week--once: "It was pretty good. She said, 'Speed it up.' You know...It took a little while to heat up." Howard asked if Christine was turned on, but Sal was unsure: "Somewhat." Sal said he got things started with a simple slap on the butt: "The kids were away and she just got out of the shower. So I patted her on the ass." Christine made him shower first, as he hadn�t taken one since going fishing earlier in the day.

Sal said he also went a bike ride with his family over the break (after purchasing not one, but TWO bikes for Christine--the second had a cute basket) and nearly broke down from stress over their safety: "I just wanted to throw them all in the dumpster behind Red Lobster and leave!" Before he left, Sal told the crew that--like Howard--he'd once masturbated to a mental image of his wife: "When I was done, I was like, 'Wow,' this is legitimate...I think Carter was in office."howardstern.com

Sal and richard did a series of tradio prank calls and emails to one particular religious radio station somebody tipped the station off and the presenters on the station awnsered back with a statement telling the guys they are the devil and to accept christ in to their lives or spend the afterworld in damnation "jesus died on a cross for you!". Richard loved part of what they said so much he named his band after it the bands debut album is out now

Sal and richard did a series of tradio prank calls and emails to one particular religious radio station somebody tipped the station off and the presenters on the station awnsered back with a statement telling the guys they are the devil and to accept christ in to their lives or spend the afterworld in damnation "jesus died on a cross for you!". Richard loved part of what they said so much he named his band after it the bands debut album is out now

Sal & Richard's Pizza call using Autotune / Sal and Richard strike again

Kill, Sal Or Richard ?

SOPHIE'S CHOICE: SAL OR RICHARD?

A caller presented Howard with a 'Sophie's Choice' scenario, asking him to choose--if forced--to kill either Sal or Richard. Howard struggled with the question: "I really think of them as one person...I don't know enough about what they do individually. Personally I'd probably kill Sal, because I like Richard better as a person. Richard seems sweeter...I like Richard a little bit more than Sal." After he'd made his decision, Howard wanted to follow through: "Let's really do it. Gary, bring in a gun and let them defend themselves." Gary refused, saying he'd kill Richard: "Sal provides so much more material for the show with his personal life."

Sal's Pouch - Off & HOWARD's PLANS FOR 'IDOL' ?

THE POUCH-OFF

Jason had challenged Sal to a Pouch-Off, in which they each make pouches out of the foreskins of their uncircumcised penises and then see who could stuff the most M&Ms inside. After dropping his pants, Jason asked Robin to evaluate his penis--she said he had "a good-looking piece." Sal got defensive: "You heard of the story of David and Goliath, Robin?"

As Richard dropped M&Ms in his pouch, Sal began to get confident: "25, you motherf’er! Lick my balls, you Australian piece of horseshit!"


Richard then pumped even more into Jason's pouch--eventually fitting 50. Sal had topped out at 29, so Richard laughed: "He's been out-pouched." Jason shrugged: "There's a little bit of a tingle in my knob." Howard told the crew he was planning to make some big changes if he takes over Simon Cowell's 'American Idol' chair: "I'm not just giving opinions on music. I'm giving opinions on Ellen..." Howard said he wanted to turn the tables on Ellen: "People who've worked with her have told me she's impossibly rude." Still, Howard didn't think it would happen: "It'd be very difficult for them to get me to do this job."

Who will be your daddy ?

STERN SHOW SPERM BANK Will said he'd rather get a sperm donation from a family member than adopt: "I have a brother. I have uncles." Howard was horrified: "Don't do that. Go to a sperm bank and ask for the smartest good-looking guy...there's basic sibling rivalry...you don't want to be thinking that every time your brother comes over...you come to me before you decide anything. I mean privately." Howard again offered a semen sample, and Will considered it: "Lemme think about that. I'll get back to you." Howard cited JD as the staffer whose semen sample he'd personally be least-likely to use: "But you know what? I would take JD over Benjy. Because Benjy is disturbing. I'm worried about him." Howard also reconsidered taking JD before a couple others: "I would take JD before Sal or Richard? Am I crazy?" WHOSE BABY COULDN'T YOU RAISE? Howard eventually reversed position, with one complaint: "I think JD could be kind of a cool guy. There's just no way he's gonna get rid of that personality." Artie cited Richard as the last staffer he'd ask (besides himself): "Maybe it's just because I'm a city-slicker and arrogant." Howard couldn't decide: "Richard. Or maybe Sal. That's a tough one." Fred picked Jason, citing his looks: "It's not that he's ugly. It's the overweight issue. It's the excessive hair." Jason came in to agree with Fred, citing his hirsute physique – even stripping off his shirt to show the crew his hairy back. Fred was disgusted: "It's like a sweater." Howard noticed that Jason had a little pattern baldness on his back, so Jason explained that it had never grown back after his first back-waxing treatment. Howard then pointed to the bald spot on Jason's head: "They should take the hair off your back and put it on your head." howardstern.com

Howard is a Sucker

HOWARD IS A SUCKER Howard learned that Rich, Sal's “financial advisor,” and Richard Christy had thrown a comped surprise party at Rick's Cabaret for Sal's birthday. The news infuriated Howard: "It's over for you....what you're doing is cashing in on my relationship." Howard added that Lonnie, the head of promotions at Rick's Cabaret, was too loyal to the show to say no: "Stop taking advantage of the guy." Howard was particularly pissed at Rich: "I don't even know you...It stops now." As the discussion continued, Howard only got angrier: "Say it to my face! Howard's a sucker! Say it! Please say, 'Howard's a f’ing sucker!'" Richard eventually gave in with a deflated: "Howard's a sucker" and turned to Sal: "Just get it over with." Sal muttered: "Howard's a sucker." Howard was pleased: "Thank you! Now I know what I am."

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Sal Fucks up a birthday party & his sex life also !

SAL RUINS A BIRTHDAY PARTY, OWN SEX LIFE Sal's friend Ian called in to complain that Sal had ruined his wife's recent birthday party, explain “Guess What's In My Pouch,” went off on an anti-Semitic rant, asked a Latino woman to score him drugs, insulted the guest of honor and drew jiz all over her birthday portrait. Sal later crashed at Ian's house and hid bananas everywhere--even stuffing them down the toilets. Sal said he called Ian the next day to apologize for the one thing he remembered--insulting Ian's sister--and learned about everything else he'd done: "I hadn't really been drinking in 3 months...I blacked out." Sal added that his wife was so upset by the evening, she won't have sex with him anymore--when he tried to bang her the next day, she held up her hand, telling him: "Go away. Don't analyze it, Mr. Shrink. Just take it for what it is." “ALL MY LOADS ARE HORRIBLE. ASK MY WIFE.” Sal was proud of drunkenly defacing the birthday girl's portrait: "I drew an arrow to her crotch saying, 'Wish I was here.'" Fred was positive: "At least that's a compliment." Asked to demonstrate his jiz-tagging skills, Sal whipped out a marker and drew a splotch on a photo of a woman's face. Howard and Artie thought the results were terrible. Sal shrugged: "All my loads are horrible. Ask my wife." SPIDER HARRISON WANTS TO TALK ABOUT PEE Sirius XM DJ, Spider Harrison stopped by to promote the work he does over at Sirius Hits 1 and tell a few stories from his long radio career. Howard asked what separated him from Casey Kasem, so Spider cited Casey's trademark teases. He added that because Sirius XM's music stations are commercial-free--and, even better, uncensored: "It's more fun to talk about Kelly Clarkson peeing in the shower." Howard then wondered if Spider's deep voice translated to his genitals: "Are your balls bigger than two oranges?" Spider affirmed Howard’s assumption, noting that his wife had cautioned him to just tell the truth when he went on Howard’s show.

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George test my balls ?

GEORGE & THE CREW PLAY GUESS THE TESTICLES Howard started off the show with a game called, Guess the Testicle, in which Richard, Sal and Benjy all step behind a curtain and shove one of their balls through a hole. The crew would then try to match each sack with its owner. As the guys got ready, George laughed: "Let me put my glasses on." Howard noted that #2 had the biggest balls and #1 the smallest. Robin was repulsed by the sight: "Oh my god!" George guessed that sack #1 was Richard, #3 was Benjy and #2 was Sal. Robin agreed that Richard had to be #1, but thought Benjy was #2. Artie sided with Robin, referencing The Gossip Game: "The fake story is...I'm enjoying this." Howard struggled, finally guessing the order went Benjy, Richard and then Sal: "I've seen their dicks so often, I thought it'd be a no-brainer." The guys then stepped out to reveal themselves: #1 was Richard. #2 was Benjy. #3, of course, was Sal. Later George complained: "I would've preferred to have seen the whole thing."

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