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RICHARD'S ANAL BEER GALLERY
The scene is set. JD has a beer, Richard Christy has his pants off, and Will Murray is grossed out. Richard has just agreed to chug a beer with his ass and we were ready to make his dreams come true.
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135 minutes of Tradio Calls - Howard Stern Show
Teeth Papers Laugh
Swap Shop Calls
Names
Richard Sal pt1
Richard Sal pt2
Item Items
Parade
Bingo Cards
Paul Sub Breakfast
Guy Calls Himself
Biz Baz pt1
Biz Baz pt2
Several Items
Birthday Names
Jungle Bunny
Scolding
Turn Down Radio
God Bless Everything pt1
God Bless Everything pt2
1230 to 1pm
British Character
Maybe Final Call
Tradio Guy Clips
He Is Catching On pt1
He Is Catching On pt2
Caller ID pt1
Caller ID pt2
Overmudulation
Lady With Rooster
Jigaboo Fadeout
Calls Himself
Howard Clips
Gilbert Gottfried Groucho
Sewing Machine Doubleteam
Sewing Machine Aftermath
Barts Theme Song
1 800 Penis
Scrambled Word
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Sal and richard did a series of tradio prank calls and emails to
one particular religious radio station somebody tipped the station off
and the presenters on the station awnsered back with a statement telling
the guys they are the devil and to accept christ in to their lives or
spend the afterworld in damnation "jesus died on a cross for you!".
Richard loved part of what they said so much he named his band after it
the bands debut album is out now
A caller presented
Howard with a 'Sophie's Choice' scenario, asking him to choose--if
forced--to kill either Sal or Richard. Howard struggled with the
question: "I really think of them as one person...I don't know enough
about what they do individually. Personally I'd probably kill Sal,
because I like Richard better as a person. Richard seems sweeter...I
like Richard a little bit more than Sal." After he'd made his decision,
Howard wanted to follow through: "Let's really do it. Gary, bring in a
gun and let them defend themselves." Gary refused, saying he'd kill
Richard: "Sal provides so much more material for the show with his
personal life."
While Pete was in the
studio, Howard took a call from Wendy the Retard who claimed she was
getting hot listening to Pete. In fact, Wendy said “yes” to every
question Howard asked her. Wendy said she liked to eat pizza and go
bowling – and stated that she could eat 5 pizzas in one sitting. She
also noted that she goes to the bathroom 4-5 times a day and doesn’t
always make it to the toilet. Despite all this, Pete said he’d like to
take Wendy out on a date, prompting Howard to announce that he was going
to put together a new show: “Retarded Bachelor.”
STERN SHOW SPERM BANK
Will said he'd rather get a sperm donation from a family member than adopt: "I have a brother. I have uncles." Howard was horrified: "Don't do that. Go to a sperm bank and ask for the smartest good-looking guy...there's basic sibling rivalry...you don't want to be thinking that every time your brother comes over...you come to me before you decide anything. I mean privately."
Howard again offered a semen sample, and Will considered it: "Lemme think about that. I'll get back to you." Howard cited JD as the staffer whose semen sample he'd personally be least-likely to use: "But you know what? I would take JD over Benjy. Because Benjy is disturbing. I'm worried about him." Howard also reconsidered taking JD before a couple others: "I would take JD before Sal or Richard? Am I crazy?"
WHOSE BABY COULDN'T YOU RAISE?
Howard eventually reversed position, with one complaint: "I think JD could be kind of a cool guy. There's just no way he's gonna get rid of that personality." Artie cited Richard as the last staffer he'd ask (besides himself): "Maybe it's just because I'm a city-slicker and arrogant." Howard couldn't decide: "Richard. Or maybe Sal. That's a tough one." Fred picked Jason, citing his looks: "It's not that he's ugly. It's the overweight issue. It's the excessive hair."
Jason came in to agree with Fred, citing his hirsute physique – even stripping off his shirt to show the crew his hairy back. Fred was disgusted: "It's like a sweater." Howard noticed that Jason had a little pattern baldness on his back, so Jason explained that it had never grown back after his first back-waxing treatment. Howard then pointed to the bald spot on Jason's head: "They should take the hair off your back and put it on your head." howardstern.com
GEORGE & THE CREW PLAY GUESS THE TESTICLES
Howard started off the show with a game called, Guess the Testicle, in which Richard, Sal and Benjy all step behind a curtain and shove one of their balls through a hole. The crew would then try to match each sack with its owner. As the guys got ready, George laughed: "Let me put my glasses on." Howard noted that #2 had the biggest balls and #1 the smallest. Robin was repulsed by the sight: "Oh my god!"
George guessed that sack #1 was Richard, #3 was Benjy and #2 was Sal. Robin agreed that Richard had to be #1, but thought Benjy was #2. Artie sided with Robin, referencing The Gossip Game: "The fake story is...I'm enjoying this."
Howard struggled, finally guessing the order went Benjy, Richard and then Sal: "I've seen their dicks so often, I thought it'd be a no-brainer." The guys then stepped out to reveal themselves: #1 was Richard. #2 was Benjy. #3, of course, was Sal. Later George complained: "I would've preferred to have seen the whole thing."
MISS HOWARD STERN IS RECOVERING
Howard played a voicemail from Miss Howard Stern who was recently injured in a car accident, but it was unintelligible. Andrea's sister, Brandi, called in to report that Andrea was recovering well: "She's ok. She's doing a lot better than expected." Howard explained that Andrea was on her way home late one night when she slammed her convertible into a telephone pole at 60mph and was ejected from the car, landing on her head - Andrea now has a steel plate in her skull.
Brandi said Andrea didn't have all her memory back yet: "I think you can probably speak with her pretty soon. She's doing pretty good. She's home now." Howard asked if Andrea lost any intelligence, and Brandi laughed: "I don't know yet." Robin was shocked: "That's amazing. To be ejected from a car and survive like that?
Sal inserted a microphone into his penis' pouch and slid it into the holder atop a microphone stand, reporting: "It feels good. It's the first time my penis has been in anything in years. It feels good to be in a canal of some sort." Richard then sang 'Old Macdonald' into Sal's penis until having to retreat after Sal tried to force his head closer: "Sal's the gay one for doing that."
Richard agreed to sing another song but demanded that Sal stay still: "Every time he dances, his cock goes into my mouth a little bit." After the first line of 'Here Comes the Sun,' Will shoved Richard so his mouth smacked into Sal's cock and the studio exploded with laughter.
Richard could be heard spitting on the studio floor as Artie enthused: "It was like a prison rape!"
Richard tried to play it down: "It touched my top lip, actually. And my bottom lip...[Sal]'s the gay one. He keeps knocking his dick into my mouth."
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WHICH STAFFER LOOKS BEST SHIRTLESS?
Frequent caller, Johnboy, called in with an unusual and creepy request, he wanted to see who looked best with their shirt off, and, after a lot of resistance, the crew eventually broke down.
Richard was creepily complementary to Artie ("Look at how gorgeous you look.") and Fred ("Wow. Look at Fred. Fred looks amazing.").
Fred laughed at Sal's little-girl boobs: "He looks like the cover of the Blind Faith album." Richard was also impressed with Howard: "You have a nice chest, Howard. How many people wouldn't want to feel Howard Stern's chest?"
Sal was disgusted with the whole scene: "Benjy's tits go around to his back!" JD and Jason then came in to show off their doughy physiques.
Richard laughed at JD's "Body by Burger King" and said Jason's body hair made him look like a fat Wolfman.
After surveying everyone, Robin declared Fred the winner, citing his "upper body development." Richard still wasn't finished: "Can we see whose chest looks best covered in baby oil?"
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RICHARD'S FATAL PUSS WOUND
Howard told Richard that he got an email from a listener who feared he could have a potentially-fatal MRSA staph infection: "Look at that thing, see how it's getting a ring around it?" Gary noted that puss came out of Richard's wound for four days before he began treating it. Later, Dr. Jules came by to examine Richard and determined that he really could have MRSA: "It's not a big thing, but he's gotta keep it covered...he needs to be on antibiotic pills."
RICHARD TAKES A LOAD ON HIS BACK
Howard learned that Richard had offered to blow a guy if the show would book "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane, so Richard came in to say he was exaggerating: "Can't I just drink my own pee." Howard thought it would be better if Richard agreed to let a man blow a load on his back. Richard asked Robin for advice: "What's it feel like Robin? What if he shoots ropes and it gets all in my hair and stuff?"
After a little debate, Richard agreed to let porn star Nick Manning drop a load on his back in a nearby hotel room: "Seth MacFarlane, I'm doing this for you, buddy." Later, Richard decided that he'd feel safer if his partner, Sal, were the load-dropper.
Howard asked if it would be too weird for Richard to take a moneyshot from his comedy partner, but Richard didn't think so: "I'll be face down." Sal, on the other hand, was not wild about the idea.came in to complain that "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane was booked before he promised to take a load on his back: "I'm very gullible." Howard admitted that Seth was booked - but unless Richard goes through with the stunt, Seth will be turned away at the door. Sal followed Richard in to say a Howardstern.com poll proved that he wasn't the fan's choice to the load-dropper to Richard's load-dropee: "Technically I lost the poll...52% don't want me to do it."
Howard didn't care what the poll indicated or what Sal wanted and instructed him to go through with the stunt anyway. Sal tried a different tack, speculating that he wouldn't be able to get hard with dudes all around him. Gary came in to remind Sal how often he'd encouraged others to be a "team player," so Sal said he'd think about it. Richard also offered to let Sal use his MyView glasses so his field of vision would be filled with his favorite porn during the stunt.
ARTIE SHACKS UP WITH "NOT-A-HOOKER"
Artie told the crew that he met up with a former hooker in Vegas over the break: "She's a - well, she used to be paid. I think I fell in love with a hooker...she's a real person. You know, a lot of people think whores aren't real people." Howard said he was surprised to learn that several well known, wealthy guys married former hookers, but Artie didn't think he'd follow suit ("She has kids."). He also claimed to have gotten the numbers of a few of the Playmates he met at the taping of Sam Simon's charity poker show (for Playboy TV).
Artie said he got so turned on by the Playmates, he called up his "not-a-hooker" and took her to his hotel room: "This was quick because I told her I was horny." Artie then changed his flight to a later hour and shacked up with his friend for a good 10 hours, banging her a reported 4 times – all with condoms, of course.
HE'S UP $6K, NO THANKS TO SAM SIMON
Artie laughed that the rules of Sam's show were suspect - after getting knocked out, losing players were told they owed Sam any money (outside a complimentary $500) they'd lost on camera.
Howard joked: "It's like being on 'ER' and then getting a hospital bill." Artie then did a little math, saying he lost $8K on Sam's show, but won $14K at the casino tables - in the end, he was up $6K.
After Artie sang some “suggestive” songs he thought the African guides might have sung to her as they climbed Mount Kilimanjaro, Angie had one comment: "You really are a foul man."
ARTIE'S LIVING THE DREAM
Artie told a story about being offered a lot of money to do the next season of Celebrity Rehab, but he turned it down: "My dream is right now: being able to turn down 'Celebrity Rehab.'" Artie said one thing could convince him: "I wanna know what damaged chicks would be on with me." Howard noted that Andy Dick was offered $500,000 to do the show's first season, so Artie should hold out for more cash.
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