HOWARD IS A SUCKER
Howard learned that Rich, Sal's “financial advisor,” and Richard Christy had thrown a comped surprise party at Rick's Cabaret for Sal's birthday. The news infuriated Howard: "It's over for you....what you're doing is cashing in on my relationship." Howard added that Lonnie, the head of promotions at Rick's Cabaret, was too loyal to the show to say no: "Stop taking advantage of the guy."
Howard was particularly pissed at Rich: "I don't even know you...It stops now." As the discussion continued, Howard only got angrier: "Say it to my face! Howard's a sucker! Say it! Please say, 'Howard's a f’ing sucker!'" Richard eventually gave in with a deflated: "Howard's a sucker" and turned to Sal: "Just get it over with." Sal muttered: "Howard's a sucker." Howard was pleased: "Thank you! Now I know what I am."
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Howard is a Sucker
HOWARD IS A SUCKER
Howard learned that Rich, Sal's “financial advisor,” and Richard Christy had thrown a comped surprise party at Rick's Cabaret for Sal's birthday. The news infuriated Howard: "It's over for you....what you're doing is cashing in on my relationship." Howard added that Lonnie, the head of promotions at Rick's Cabaret, was too loyal to the show to say no: "Stop taking advantage of the guy."
Howard was particularly pissed at Rich: "I don't even know you...It stops now." As the discussion continued, Howard only got angrier: "Say it to my face! Howard's a sucker! Say it! Please say, 'Howard's a f’ing sucker!'" Richard eventually gave in with a deflated: "Howard's a sucker" and turned to Sal: "Just get it over with." Sal muttered: "Howard's a sucker." Howard was pleased: "Thank you! Now I know what I am."
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Fuck you Howard...
Every other day on the show now, you're shitting on someone who works for you. If I wanted to listen to a boss yell at his staff, I could go to a fucking meeting at my job. I listen to laugh, not to hear someone being yelled at until they cry.
Driving your employees to tears? WTF is wrong with you, you fucking douche?
If Rich and Sal had gone to some unrelated club for their party... you'd have been giving them the exact same ration of shit, but for disrespecting a friend of the show like Rick's, by going to another club.
Trading on your name, fuck you. Without the people under you, you'd be NOTHING. If it was just you talking into a mic for 4 or 5 hours a day, it would be unlistenable shit. You'd be a slightly hipper and dirtier version of Imus... just another cranky old man, bitching into a mic, and you know it. That's why you surround yourself with talented, funny, and compelling people.
Richard and Sal have brought more comedy and entertainment value to your show in the last 4 years, than you have in the last 10. You should be sucking their dicks every day just for the tradio prank calls.
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