‪#‎Howard‬ 100 and 101 hear Beetlejuice and Gary battle of wits . #Sternthology

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Today on ‪#‎Howard‬ 100 and 101 hear Beetlejuice and Gary the Slow Adult face off in a battle of wits. Think you have what it takes to challenge them?
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Here are your #Sternthology connections for today -- 5:00 pm EST on Howard 101 Thanksgiving at the Christys' Farm – This morning, you heard Richard’s story about the two portly women at the Pizza Hut Buffet in Kansas. Now, hear Shuli’s report after he embedded himself at the Christys' Thanksgiving. (11-28-05) Chris Rock – Listen to Chris Rock’s first appearance after Howard announced he was marrying Beth. This brought Chris’s legendary line, “You’re going back to Shawshank?!” (3-14-07) Sam Cheated on Malika With Her Sister – Our late friend, Sam Kinison, believed in always living life to the fullest. That was true for his comedy, his partying, and even his women. Hear him talk about cheating on his future wife with her sister. (7-1-91) Music of The Howard Stern Show – Billy Preston “That’s The Way God Planned It” (8-20-91)

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BeetleJuice Game ....

THE BEETLEJUICE GAME

Howard offered a caller a new Sharp Quattron television if they could win a round of The Beetlejuice Game, in which Beetlejuice is asked to complete 5 phrases and the caller must guess whether or not Beet was able to answer correctly. The caller said he'd bet against Beet every time. The incomplete phrases and Beet's answers:

If you can't stand the heat get out of the _______. "Oh if you can't stand the heat get the hell out of the goddamn kitchen."

Nice guys finish ____. "Oh that's stay finished."

The Wizard of __. "Wizard of Oz."

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ________. "Oh the birds and the f’ing bees."

Gone with the ____. "Oh that's Gone with the Wind."

The caller lost, but since it was his birthday, Howard offered the crestfallen listener a bonus question: "Who knew Beetlejuice was a fan of early American cinema?" The bonus turned into a win when Beetlejuice answered Be All You Can Be in the ____. With, "Skeetle."

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BEETLEJUICE IS A SCIENTIST

Beetlejuice stopped by to promote his new iPhone app and claimed he was the one who developed it: "I'm a scientist." Beet went on to say he'd banged Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, "about two weeks ago" as well as most of Tiger's mistresses--even brandishing the golf club he'd used on them. A caller asked how many women he'd managed to bang in a day, so Beet bragged: "Like 30."

On his way out, Beet also claimed to have banged Beth O: "Howard, everyone's got to get a piece of it." Robin wondered if he'd used his golf club on her as well, and Beet nodded: "Oh a couple times...I'm a delivery man...I just have to do it."howardstern.com

New Replacement for micheal Jackson tour - Just Beet it! ... Beetlejuice (Howard Stern Show)

BeetleJuice Game & Ass Napkin Ed Moves in to Artie"s House ?

ASS NAPKIN ED MOVES IN Ass Napkin Ed called in to say he was trying to sell his ass napkins on Ebay, but the site's administrators keep taking his auctions down. Howard asked what else Ed was up to, so Ed said he'd actually been talking with Howard in his head: "[You told me] to go sit in the bathtub." Howard told Ed that he wasn't really in his head, but Ed didn't believe it. Ed then asked if he could park the camper he plans to buy in Artie’s beach-house driveway, but Artie said no. Howard gave Ed the opportunity make a little cash by playing The Beetlejuice Game, promising him $500 if he could correctly guess which questions Beet would answer correctly: Who is Saint Nick? Ed didn't think Beet would know the answer, but Beet had it down: "Saint Nick is f’ing Santa! Think I don't know that shit?" What holiday do the Jews celebrate during Christmas? Ed correctly guessed that Beet would get it wrong: "Who gives an f’ about Jews?" Name this tune [David Bowie and Bing Crosby's version of "Little Drummer Boy" plays]. Ed knew Beet had no chance, and true to form, Beet's answer was impossible to understand. What is the drink served during Christmas made with egg and milk? Ed again predicted that Beet would mess up, but Beet was on point: "What? That's egg-nog, moron." What is the name of the plant people kiss under during Christmas? Ed correctly guessed that Beet would blow it: "I know what that is. It's an f’ing reindeer kiss."