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Showing posts with label Bam. Show all posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010

BAM MARGERA & BRANDON NOVAK RETURN to the howard stern show

BAM MARGERA & BRANDON NOVAK RETURN




Bam Margera stopped by with Brandon Novak to promote 'Jackass 3D' and told Howard how he'd seriously injured himself on the film's set several times--only to see most of those stunts end up on the cutting room floor: "The only thing that made it is the broken shoulder." Bam suffered the most serious recent injury outside a bar he owns in West Chester, PA after an angry neighbor clubbed his skull with a bat: "I was bleeding internally in my head for two days."

Howard asked if Bam was still together with Missy, his wife as of his last appearance, so Bam said they were married but living separately: "It's strange because it's better than ever in a weird way. I see her once a week...every time we meet up, we have a lot to talk about and it's much more fun." Bam then introduced Howard to 'Julia Gulia,' a friend he'd been 'hanging' with in NYC--a friend, he was careful to point out, who is not his girlfriend. Serious as Dog Dirt

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Novak told the crew he'd also recently injured himself after a stunt--but the real punishment was that authorities discovered his outstanding warrants while he was still in the hospital: "So directly from having a concussion and four broken ribs, I go to jail for 6 days."
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Novak said his up-for-anything attitude can also pay off, especially when he's the 'talent.' He recently banged a groupie in the bleachers at an arena appearance, and when a security guard interrupted, he laughed that he told the guy to, "Just turn around and count to 10 and it'll be done like it never happened." The guard didn't feel like counting, instead pulling the girl off Novak's lap--and taking Novak's load on his arm: "I come a little bit on her and all the rest goes on his plastic security jacket." The guard then tried to boot Novak from the venue, but since he was under contract to appear at the event, later had to walk him right back in.

NOVAK'S FINE WINE BITCH



Novak said his girlfriend, Apple, was in the greenroom: "This bitch is fine as wine, man...get your ass in here, bitch." Robin was surprised by Apple's innocent look: "Where did he kidnap you from?" Apple laughed: "A bar in West Chester." Novak said they'd been together for 8 months. Howard wished her well: "Good luck to you. And good luck to your parents."

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Bam told the crew that Novak set a van on fire at the Margera compound when Bam was in LA for the 'Jackass 3D' premiere. On review, security camera footage showed Novak arguing with his girlfriend on the phone: "He kicks a gas can while smoking a cigarette and it goes underneath the van and then he throws the cigarette and jumps into his buddy's car and takes off. 10 minutes later, the whole thing's up in flames."

Bam laughed that the incident was costly, turning to Novak: "You owe me $10,000 now." Novak shrugged: CKY4: The Latest & Greatest"Put it on my tab." Howard asked if Bam ever got mad about cost of being Novak's friend, but Bam laughed that it was worth the spectacle: "Because if I gave you 30 chances to do that, I bet you can't do it
 
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Bam"s Best Friend Novack Tosses Richards Salad !

NOVAK TOSSES RICHARD’S SALAD Novak told the crew that he'd do pretty much anything for cash - even gay sex acts: "I'll take one pump for $250." Howard decided that Novak should lick Richard's taint, so Richard came in and dropped trou’ ("I'm worried.") and Novak spat out his gum, setting his own agenda: "C'mere, gimme that asshole!" Everyone screamed their reaction as Brandon tongued Richard, who resisted until Brandon told him to submit: "Don't make this rape turn into a murder, boy!" After the tongue lashing, Richard said it felt like "someone shoving a wet piece of toilet paper up my bunghole." NOVAK WILL DO (ALMOST) ANYTHING FOR $ Gary then came in to say Sal had a big juicy hemorrhoid and might let Novak lick it. Sal disputed the story, saying he'd only do the stunt if the prize money was sweetened: "If you make it a grand, I'll do it." Sal then turned around and bent over to show the crew what they were paying for. Howard was disgusted by "something hanging there," and Artie thought it looked like Sal was shitting out an eyeball. Even Novak refused to suck the inflamed 'rhoid and Howard thanked him, remarking that he was scared of the health risks involved. A BAM STYLE THREESOME: TWO GUYS, ONE CHICK Bam noted that he once tried to have a threesome with Missy and another guy (the lead singer of the rock group H.I.M.), but Missy had turned them down. Bam admitted that it would've been a little awkward - in the morning: "It would've been fun, but the next day when I woke up..." Missy agreed, saying she didn't even consider it. Howard then plugged HowardTV's "The Most Outrageous Stern Show Moments of 2008," which will be hosted by Bam, and declared that Novak tonguing Richard's butthole was sure to be number one. howardstern.com

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