HOWARD STERN: Benjy's new look courtesy of his new girlfriend!

HOWARD STERN: Benjy's new look courtesy of his new girlfriend! HOWARDTV 94 videos Subscribe Loading... You need Adobe Flash Player to watch this video. Download it from Adobe. 308 views Like Add to Share Uploaded by HOWARDTV on Nov 28, 2011 Benjy came in to work fresh from the Thanksgiving break sporting a new necklace, earring and horribly dyed goatee.

BENJY Gloria Allred's “PRESS CONFERENCE” video

BENJY BOMBS ANOTHER “PRESS CONFERENCE” Benji Bronk -- The Ultimate Prank 2,678 videos Subscribe Loading... You need Adobe Flash Player to watch this video. Download it from Adobe. 496 views LikeAdd toShare Published on Nov 8, 2011 by One of Howard Stern's finest played the ultimate prank on a group of reporters before one of Gloria Allred's recent press conference. At the top of the show, Howard noted that Benjy crashed Gloria Allred's press conference yesterday, and, instead of promoting the show, he repeatedly dropped the name of his crush, Elisa Jordana: "If this doesn't get you in her pants, I don't know what will." Robin disagreed ("This is pushing him further away."), but Howard didn't think it was so serious: "It was another one of these Gloria Allred conferences." Robin saw his point: "When Gloria Allred shows up, it doesn't have any credibility whatsoever." WHO WANTS ME TO LEAVE In one clip, Benjy could be heard grabbing the mic before Gloria arrived and haranguing an indignant press corps, saying he could just as well be Herman Cain's most recent accuser ("Maybe I have unknown genitalia! Maybe that's my problem!") but eventually revealing his true motivation: "Calm down. This is not what you think it is. Just calm down. This is about Elisa Jordana." Howard saw a parallel with Reagan's assassin: "You know, Hinckley wanted to impress Jodie Foster." Gary said the entire press conference was carried live on TMZ--Benjy had the mic for well over twenty minutes: "There were points where he was just leaning against the podium." In another clip, Benjy introduced Gloria as she entered the room: "Ladies and gentleman, all the way from Los Angeles, California, Miss Gloria Allred and the accuser! I will walk out. Elisa Jordana! Let's take a vote real quick. First the yays, then the nays. Who wants me to leave?" Howard cracked up: "You're a professional at irritating people." AND IT WORKED! Benjy admitted he had done it just to impress Elise--and it worked: "Oh yeah. We went out last night. Yeah. Well, we made out. I don't know if I have to do a press conference every day." Benjy said the press conference was the cherry on top of years of groundwork: "It's been progressing since [her appearance on] the show every day...it was a very typical bulid-up." And once they started, they couldn't stop: "We were kissing and talking for, like, a couple hours...we talked about going back [to my place], but I knew I had to get some sleep" Benjy said they'd even discussed building a life together: "We've been talking about moving in together...she says she's interested in me." Howard wasn't surprised, warning Robin: "He will wear you down. As much as you are repulsed by him right now, in the right circumstance, he will get you." Benjy later admitted that Elisa had just one dealbreaker--his baldness: "I don't think she ever wants me to take my hat off." by howardstern.com

Howard Stern show's writer Benjy Bronk. Bronk was one of the loud men heckling Weiner who resigned on June 16.

The drawn out slow death of Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D-NY) political career was capped off at his final press conference by a New York institution, the Howard Stern show's writer Benjy Bronk.
Bronk was one of the loud men heckling Weiner who resigned on June 16. Kindle, Wi-Fi, Graphite, 6" Display with New E Ink Pearl TechnologyThe NYTimes reported that Howard Stern writer Benjy Bronk was at Thursday's media gathering and interrupted Weiner while he announced he was resigning.
Bronk asked, "Will you maintain your hot physique and smooth sexy chest?"
Bronk told the New York Times, "I didnt go to make moral judgments,
Representative Anthony D. Weiner came to Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, to resign from Congress, and Benjy Bronk came to steal Mr. Weiner’s glory, if it could be called that. Fortunately for Mr. Bronk, no one was checking press credentials at the door.
Midway through Mr. Weiner’s four-minute speech Thursday afternoon and moments after Mr. Weiner had announced his resignation, Mr. Bronk, a writer and performer from “The Howard Stern Show,” leaped from his seat in the crowd and began to heckle the New York congressman, asking crude questions about the now-famous picture of Mr. Weiner wearing gray boxer-briefs.
I went to make comedy ... but I shouldn't have interrupted him, that was wrong. I don't think of Anthony Weiner as a pervert, I think he's a horny guy who handled his thing wrong, and I think the words 'horny guy' are redundant."





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JOSH’S BOUNCING OBSESSION and Benjy Late for the last time ? Is Howard a push over ?

JOSH’S BOUNCING OBSESSION


JOSH FROM JOSHGIRLS.COM





Howard welcomed Josh, the proprietor of JoshGirls.com, to the studio and started quizzing him on his customer service day job until Robin stopped him and asked what Josh was on. Josh confessed: "I'm on a bottle of Goldschlager right now. Not a huge bottle. A little bottle." Josh slurred on, detailing a personal interest in his website's subjects: "I have a huge fetish for bouncing boob entertainment.





Josh said he'd had a bouncing-boob fetish since high school, but only recently made good on his interests and "semi-attractive" looks: "One or two of the [JoshGirls.com] ladies have definitely shown some interest in me." Josh cited one of the show's own as his most coveted prize: "Robin is a beautiful Josh Girl. There's no question."



MEET THE JOSH GIRLS





















Josh then introduced Howard to 3 of his 'Josh Girls.' The first girl Howard met was Anastasia, who told him her family knew about her (softcore) porn career: "My parents are totally supportive. Yes. They're fine with it." The second, Sabina Leigh, said her 34H breasts had bounced around so severely during her Josh Girls shoot that she'd popped blood vessels: "I've been in the porn industry for 8 years...I'm also a writer and I work--I live in Colorado so I work in medical marijuana. I grow it."

















The third Josh Girl was fetish porn star Scarlett Rouge, who said she'd yet to have anal sex on camera: "Unfortunately not yet." Scarlett noted that she had filmed an 'erotic food scene' with fast food: "I had sex with a guy and was eating a cheeseburger and fries during it." Scarlett then did some Josh Girls-style topless jumps for Howard, who laughed: "Oh god! Look at those things!" Scarlett said she'd bounced for Josh's website for over 6 hours: "I had a great time."

BENJY BRONK IS LATE... AGAIN

BENJY IS LATE AGAIN

Howard started off the show announcing that Benjy was late once again: "We have an empty seat this morning which means I have to fire Benjy." Howard couldn't figure out what went wrong ("He was doing so well.") and regretted his position: "I'm like 'Dad' around here. I hate that aspect of this job, that I'm 'Dad' and everyone has to answer to me." Robin thought Howard should punish--but not fire--Benjy: "Maybe put him out of the studio and off the Wrap-Up Show." Howard agreed, saying he'd pull all of Benjy's privileges: "everything short of firing him."

HE HIT SNOOZE, WANTS A FINE



When Benjy finally arrived, Howard lay into him: "You put me in that position again. You did it to me." Benjy could only muster a sad excuse: "I hit snooze." Unmoved, Howard kicked him out: "Go write in the other room. And you're off the Wrap-Up Show for the remainder of the time we're here."



Howard couldn't figure out why Benjy was so disrespectful: "I gave the guy a break and he's breaking my balls." Benjy asked to stay in the studio and instead pay a "financial fine" each time he was late, but Howard refused: "I'll come up with some master calculation? A financial fine? You don't have a pot to piss in."



WHAT WOULD JD DO?





Howard turned to JD, thanking him for being nothing like Benjy: "You break my heart...you work hard and you don't ask for anything." As he did before with Ronnie's car show, Howard asked JD to decide Benjy's fate. JD was honest: "I would put him out in the back office. [But] if I were you for real--for real? I would fire him." howardstern.com





Howard also asked Evan, the show's hardest-working engineer, and Evan agreed with JD: "It's the same thing as stealing money, man. It really is."



A NO-TOLERANCE POLICY FOR BENJY





Howard later extended Benjy's punishment with a no-tolerance policy: "If you are late, just don't show up. Never show up again...agreed?" Howard told Ronnie he was serious—the next time Benjy is late, "don't allow him into my studio. Don't allow him into work." After word came from the back that Benjy was complaining about his new workspace, Robin was indifferent: "The optimum work conditions were in here--where he should have been at 6 in the morning."

George test my balls ?

GEORGE & THE CREW PLAY GUESS THE TESTICLES Howard started off the show with a game called, Guess the Testicle, in which Richard, Sal and Benjy all step behind a curtain and shove one of their balls through a hole. The crew would then try to match each sack with its owner. As the guys got ready, George laughed: "Let me put my glasses on." Howard noted that #2 had the biggest balls and #1 the smallest. Robin was repulsed by the sight: "Oh my god!" George guessed that sack #1 was Richard, #3 was Benjy and #2 was Sal. Robin agreed that Richard had to be #1, but thought Benjy was #2. Artie sided with Robin, referencing The Gossip Game: "The fake story is...I'm enjoying this." Howard struggled, finally guessing the order went Benjy, Richard and then Sal: "I've seen their dicks so often, I thought it'd be a no-brainer." The guys then stepped out to reveal themselves: #1 was Richard. #2 was Benjy. #3, of course, was Sal. Later George complained: "I would've preferred to have seen the whole thing."

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Howard stern staff shirt less??

WHICH STAFFER LOOKS BEST SHIRTLESS? Frequent caller, Johnboy, called in with an unusual and creepy request, he wanted to see who looked best with their shirt off, and, after a lot of resistance, the crew eventually broke down. Richard was creepily complementary to Artie ("Look at how gorgeous you look.") and Fred ("Wow. Look at Fred. Fred looks amazing."). Fred laughed at Sal's little-girl boobs: "He looks like the cover of the Blind Faith album." Richard was also impressed with Howard: "You have a nice chest, Howard. How many people wouldn't want to feel Howard Stern's chest?" Sal was disgusted with the whole scene: "Benjy's tits go around to his back!" JD and Jason then came in to show off their doughy physiques. Richard laughed at JD's "Body by Burger King" and said Jason's body hair made him look like a fat Wolfman. After surveying everyone, Robin declared Fred the winner, citing his "upper body development." Richard still wasn't finished: "Can we see whose chest looks best covered in baby oil?" howardstern.com