Howard stern for Vice “President” ?Governor Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura for USA President

JESSE ‘THE BODY’ VENTURA RETURNS

Former Minnesota Governor Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura stopped by to promote his most recent book, ‘DemoCRIPS & RepuBLOODicans: No More Gangs in Government’, saying he supported the (fellow) Navy Seal that spoke about shooting bin Laden on ‘60 Minutes’: “In fact, I would prefer to hear from him. I would rather hear from boots on the ground than bureaucrats in Washington.”

Jesse underlined the point of his book (“I feel like I have a right to know what the government is doing with my money.”), adding that he was against the war “racket”: “[In] every war since I’ve been alive, I do not believe America was threatened. … There are small little pockets of troublemakers. You don’t solve that by invading countries and occupying them.”

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Asked how he’d change things, “President” Jesse jumped, hoping Howard would be his running mate: “I would cut all foreign aid...and I would shut our embassies down and come home.” Until then, Jesse will be voting for Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson: “Wasting your vote is voting for a Democrat or Republican because it doesn’t matter with them. No matter who wins, you’re going to get the same government. They both been bought by the corporations.”

JESSE VENTURA visits howard stern

JESSE VENTURA WAS GROPED




Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura stopped by to promote his new book, ‘63 Documents the Government Doesn’t Want You to Read,’ and told the crew his publisher had to fly him in on a private jet because of his lawsuit against the TSA: “I have metal in my body. So when I pass through the metal detector, I could go through it naked and it’s going to go off.” Given this, Jesse has to either submit to a body scan or a full body search. Jesse complained that the searches were a violation (It’s a sexual assault...they grope your genitals.) of his constitutional rights: “I’m tired of having to prove I’m innocent.”

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Jesse told the crew that while wintering in Mexico, he didn’t hear about the Japanese disaster and the recent US bombings in Libya until 5 days afterward (“I go to town once a week.”) but still hoped we tended to our own problems first: “How do you go out and tell the world what to do when your own backyard ain’t cleaned up?” Jesse thought our Globe Cop-status would eventually backfire: “I’m waiting for one of these countries to bring the landing craft...the only way to get our country back is to destroy these two parties [Democrats and Republicans].” 63 Documents the Government Doesn't Want You to Read