THE FINAL APPEARANCE OF DEBBIE THE PET LADY
Debbie the Amazing Pet Lady stopped by for (what she claimed was) her final appearance on the show: “I’m not going to get too friendly with you because I’m here to tell you off whether you like it or not.” Debbie’s voice gradually rose to her trademark screech: “It’s a sad day because you f***ed my life up! … Your mortherf***ing show ruined my f***ing ass and you’re going to f***ing hear about it today!”
In her calmer moments, Howard was able to ask Debbie about her history of violent crime (“I stabbed a man, yes.”) and jail time: “The guards ain’t shit, man. And then when you f’ with those guards, that’s--they’re the corrupt ones. … I used to fight with those guards.” She fought so often, they started to catch on: “They stuck me in a psychiatric ward in the prison.” On her way out, Debbie bid Howard goodbye with a gift--an eagle figurine: “You’re supposed to be the King of all Media. Fly like an eagle
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ASS NAPKIN’S AMAZING PET BABY
Howard got Ass Napkin Ed and Debbie the Amazing Pet Lady to discuss their fledgling relationship: “Apparently they’re a couple.” Debbie said they weren’t a couple: “I don’t know what we are right now, Howard.” Ed said he and Debbie recently got together--and hooked up without using protection: “I might’ve got her pregnant.” Debbie confirmed: “I got a little buzzed and I was a little excited and we got a little carried away.”
Debbie had high hopes for her relationship with Ed: “We’re going to get married. And he’s coming back to stay with me in a couple weeks. He’s moving in with me.” Howard was blown away: “This is unbelievable...this is some romance.” Debbie doubted Ed
would be able to endure 3 days in her house (“I find that very hard to believe.”) but said she’d try to make his stay a good time: “We’ll go to McDonald’s. We’ll go to all the fun places out here.”
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