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Saturday, October 30, 2010

hilarious trailer for Gary Dell'Abate's new memoir THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY. It also includes fans' suggested title names that didn't make the cut.


They Call Me Baba Booey


Check out the hilarious trailer for Gary Dell'Abate's new memoir THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY. It also includes fans' suggested title names that didn't make the cut.




In THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY, Dell'Abate explains how his early life was the perfect training ground for the day-to-day chaos that comes with producing the most popular radio show on earth--The Howard Stern Show. Funny, painful, poignant, and eye-opening, this book presents Gary as you've never seen him before, telling a story that even Stern show insiders can't begin to imagine.



DENISE RICHARDS

DENISE RICHARDS RETURNS

PLAYBOY Magazine December 2004 DENISE RICHARDS pictorial
DENISE RICHARDS ON CHARLIE & RICHIE



Denise Richards stopped by to promote her role on the new season of Spike TV's 'Blue Mountain State,' and Howard jumped right in, wondering why she wasn't a bigger success. Denise said she'd been in some great movies before she married Charlie Sheen: "And then my life fell apart." Things only got worse when she began dating Richie Sambora: "People said I took my friend's [Heather Locklear] husband and stuff like that." Denise also said she's not--despite rumors to the contrary--still with Richie: "That chapter's closed...I've moved on."



Denise said Charlie seemed like a new man at first: "When I met him, he was different. His past, to me, was his past...it was great in the beginning. That's it." Despite their messy divorce, they raise their children together: "We're getting along well right now...I've been hanging out with Charlie in New York here the last few days." Denise obliquely added: "It's a been a very, uh, eventful trip." [While Denise would only say that it’s been an eventful trip, see Robin’s first news story for more details.]



SHEEN IS HIS 'MEN' CHARACTER 'AND THEN SOME'


2004 Denise Richards Playboy magazine
Denise wondered if Charlie just wasn't built for monogamy: "I think he should stay single and live the bachelor life forever. And I think he'd be a happy man. People love him for that. He's like his character on his show--and then some." Howard asked how Denise explained Charlie's jail time to their children, so Denise said she'd gone with something like: "Sometimes when you do something wrong, you get a time out."



ON HER NEW MEN, & NEW BOOBS



Howard asked if Denise was dating now, and she nodded, saying she was actually dating two guys right now. She loves to text with the first guy ("We do sext."), even sending each other nude photos: "Whatever. I don't care." Denise said she loves when he sends her pictures of his penis: "I do...why? Is it bad that I like that?" She'll often meet him for hardcore hotel room trysts: "I do like anal. Yeah. We did everything that night. We had a great night."

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Denise then showed Howard her new cleavage, noting that she'd gotten new implants since her last appearance on the show: "Silicone still. They were silicone before." (C cups, if you're wondering.) After Denise left, Fred laughed that Benjy was really staring her down: "I literally thought he was going to jump across the console and rape her."

MIKE DITKA VISITS THE STERN SHOW

MIKE DITKA VISITS THE STERN SHOW


MIKE DITKA



Mike Ditka stopped by to promote a series of motivational tapes and quickly recounted his career: "There was no gameplan in my life at all when I played for the Bears. My gameplan came into focus when I went to Dallas with the Cowboys. I played for the Cowboys for 4 years. We won a Super Bowl. I played for Coach Landry. I coached there for 9 years as an assistant coach. And then I became the head coach of the Bears. So if I never would've went through that process in Dallas, I doubt I would've become the head coach of the Bears."



Howard asked how Mike felt about one of his old quarterbacks, so Mike said Jim's talents were mental: "Jim McMahon was a winner and a leader, but if you're talking about physically? He couldn't come close to Marino." Mike credited the Bears' success to the same mental game: "It's not genius. It's beating the other guy. You know what he's doing. You know what you do best."



MIKE ON THE SAINTS, PUBLIC OFFICE & LEVITRA

Howard asked Mike if it was a good idea to retire only to return 3 years later as the head coach of the New Orleans Saints, but Mike claimed that it seemed like it was at the time: "I thought it was divine intervention." Mike also told the crew about his high school football days ("I was small. I got my ass kicked."), his humble lifestyle ("I'm not a wealthy man...I live in a condominium in Chicago.") and curtailed casino gambling habit: "I don't even go to Vegas anymore and if I do, I don't gamble."



Mike also explained why he wouldn't run for public office, despite his immense popularity in Chicago: "I was asked to run for Senator and you know, to me, being a politician is all about serving." There's a technical issue as well: "I am a resident of the state of Florida...I spend most of my time in Chicago, my wife spends most of her time in Florida. Ideal situation." Howard asked if Mike's wife benefitted from his Levitra endorsement, so Mike laughed: "I think there are a lot of men who need help...I have no problem with it."



howard's WORLD’S BIGGEST WHORE IS CROWNED

THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHORE IS CROWNED


AVA, WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE CONTESTANT #1



Howard kicked off the World's Biggest Whore contest by introducing porn star Ava Devine. Ava told the crew she was down for whatever: "I'm known as The Lady of the Lake. I will do anyone, anytime, anywhere, anyhow." Asked to elaborate, Ava listed "random strange men," little people and "people with all disorders." Ava said she loves when men with cerebral palsy come to see her dance: "I would go and take them in the back and jerk them off."



Ava said handicapped people make good lovers: "When they laugh, they really laugh. When they cry, they really cry. When they cum, they really cum." Ava went on to describe herself as a "receptacle" and her nights out with an 84-year-old friend named Mr. Anderson: "He loves sucking dick and swallowing...we go and we suck dick together, whether at an adult book store or swing clubs--for fun."



SHE'S AN ANAL QUEEN TOO



Ava said she was recently hit on by a guy at the gas station: "So I reached down, unzipped his pants and jerked him off right there...I finished him off before my tank was filled." Howard wondered if she like anal, and Ava jumped: "I'm an Anal Queen! I can take fists up my ass. I love double anal." Ava bragged that she'd once even taken a lava lamp up her ass. If she wins today: "I'm going to take my parents on vacation. They think I work for very wealthy men. Like, in the office--as a clerical assistant."



SAL'S SNAPPER TALK, PART 1



Sal then came in for the Dirty Talk portion of the contest: "I'm ready to rip apart this little f’ bucket." Ava asked for hands-on dirty talk, but Sal begged off: "I'm married." Sal started with a request: "Tell me what you want me do with those titties." Ava jumped in: "I want you to suck on them and then I want to titty-f’ that big strong cock." Sal one-upped her: "I want to pull out my dick out with shit streaks on it...lick all my ass juice." But Ava took the cake: "I'm going to fingerf’ you and massage your prostate and you're going to blow a load deep down my throat."



SABRINA, WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE CONTESTANT #2









The 2nd contestant, the 5'11" 118lb Sabrina Deep, introduced herself as a fan-f’ing porn star: "I'm a big fan of my fans...I actually go out of my way to stalk these guys out and get them in bed with me." Sabrina will also take on dudes who don't know who she is: "Just before we came here, I actually blew the cabdriver." She estimated that she'd been with over 6,000 men: "I'm never raw. I wouldn't do this if I were raw...I like to get so dirty--just covered in cum."



Sabrina said she was married and that participating in today's contest might end said marriage, so Howard introduced Sal, as he was probably in same boat. Sal got right to work: "First of all, take off those panties you slut. That is a nice snapper....look at those dirty piss flaps. Work that snapper." Sal then had her turn over and spat on her asshole: "Right up your filthy f’ing shitlocker!" Sabrina was definitely surprised: "You're really f’ing doing this! Yeah! That's it? He just spits on it--that's all?"



BREE, WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE CONTESTANT #3









The 3rd contestant was frequent Stern show guest and porn star Bree Olsen. She said she loved her work as a feature/private dancer: "I just end up having sex with all of them...and then I have impregnation fantasies so I let them all cum inside me." Bree explained: "I pay attention to my cycle and there's only about two or three days out of the month that a woman can really get pregnant so I try not to do it during those times."



Howard asked if Bree was aware of the other risks of unprotected sex, and she nodded: "I do care but I can't help it. It's an addiction." Bree said she slept with as many as 30 guys a day, most recently banging nearly every guy in a Florida hotel--until all that was left was the elderly janitor: "I just went around the hotel looking for guys to have sex with...I'd already had like 20-something loads inside me...[after the janitor finished] he was like, 'You're an angel.'"



SHE FLIES WITH CUM ON HER FACE









Bree said she didn't like to shower between lovers: "The next morning [I'll] take a shower or something. I like to marinate...that's what gets me off, [when] I know I have loads inside me." JD said Bree had tweeted about going to the airport yesterday with cum on her face, so Bree explained that she'd left to catch her flight immediately after filming a porn scene. When he co-star handed her a towel, she refused: "I was like, 'No, I'm good, I'll just go to the airport like this.'"



Sal then came in for the Dirty Talk portion of the contest. Sal said he'd be 'Daddy' to Bree, as he knew she had a father-daughter fetish, and told her to remove her 'classy' dress: "Take that thing off and show daddy what a slutty pig you are." Sal asked Bree to sit on his head: "Put it all over daddy's face..tell me to eat your bologna twat!" Howard stopped Sal when he started to talk watersports: "Gargle it, you f’ing pig!"



HERE SHE IS…THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WHORE



















Robin voted for Ava Devine: "She said even horses appeal to her." JD agreed: "Ava Devine would f’ anything or anyone." Fred also registered his vote for Ava, calling her "the Mohammad Ali of Whores," but the first dissenting vote came from Scott Depace, who liked Sabrina: "Bree is too pretty." Sal also admired Sabrina: "She took my spit up her asshole." Later, Howard tallied the listeners' votes and reported that 55% had gone to Bree Olsen. Bree thanked the voters, saying they'd "saved thousands of lives"--she'll be donating $3,000 of her $5,000 prize to the ASPCA. And then, to celebrate, all 3 girls got on the Sybian for the Sybian’s first threesome.
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Monday, October 25, 2010

Gary Dell'Abate appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night

BABA BOOEY!

They Call Me Baba Booey
All Gary Dell'Abate all the time on Howard 100 News. Reporter Steve Langford learns that as the soon-to-be best-selling author prepares for his exhaustive and exhausting media tour, Gary is set to do the pre-interview on Friday for his big appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night. Howard 100 News has the story.

Meantime, the media onslaught in support of "They Call Me Baba Booey" is just getting started. AOL's Popeater releasing an interview with Gary, but in the first paragraph the writer refers to Dell'Abate's "teeth, supposed bad breath and simian features." Gary tells Howard 100 News he's not that upset by stuff like that.






Check out the hilarious trailer for Gary Dell'Abate's new memoir THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY



They Call Me Baba Booey





Check out the hilarious trailer for Gary Dell'Abate's new memoir THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY. It also includes fans' suggested title names that didn't make the cut.




In THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY, Dell'Abate explains how his early life was the perfect training ground for the day-to-day chaos that comes with producing the most popular radio show on earth--The Howard Stern Show. Funny, painful, poignant, and eye-opening, this book presents Gary as you've never seen him before, telling a story that even Stern show insiders can't begin to imagine




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Buy They Call Me Baba Booey book [Hardcover] Gary Dell’Abate is the producer of The Howard Stern Show and co-hosts The Wrap-Up Show on Sirius XM Radio

They Call Me Baba Booey [Hardcover]They Call Me Baba BooeyThey Call Me Baba Booey



They Call Me Baba BooeyOne of pop culture’s great enduring unsung heroes: Gary Dell’Abate, Howard Stern Show producer, miracle worker, professional good sport, and servant to the King of All Media, for the first time tells the story of his early years and reveals how his chaotic childhood and early obsessions prepared him for life at the center of the greatest show on earth.




Baba Booey! Baba Booey! It was a slip of the tongue—that unfortunately was heard by a few million listeners—but in that split second a nickname, a persona, a rallying cry, and a phenomenon was born. Some would say it was the moment Gary Dell’Abate, the long-suffering heroic producer of The Howard Stern Show, for better or worse, finally came into his own. In They Call Me Baba Booey, Dell’Abate explains how his early life was the perfect training ground for the day-to-day chaos that comes with producing the most popular radio show on earth.



Growing up on Long Island in the 1970s, the youngest of three boys born to a clinically depressed mother, Gary learned how to fend for himself when under attack. Obsessed with music, he listened with religious intensity to Casey Kasem's Top 40 every Sunday morning, compulsively bought 45s of his favorite songs, and nerdily copied the lyrics into a notebook. Music became an ordering principle to his life, even as the chaos at home got out of hand. Dell’Abate’s memoir sketches the trajectory from the obsessive pop-music trivia buff to the man in the beekeeper’s mask who handily defeats his opponents playing “Stump the Booey.” We learn about the memorable moments in his life that taught him to endure epic bouts of humiliation and get his unique perspective on some of his favorite Stern show episodes—such as the day he nearly killed the Mets mascot while throwing out the first pitch, or the time his mother called Howard’s mother and demanded an apology. They Call Me Baba Booey



Hilarious, painful, and eye-opening, it’s Gary as you’ve never seen him before, telling a story that even Stern show insiders can’t begin to imagine.

About the Author

Gary Dell’Abate is the producer of The Howard Stern Show and co-hosts The Wrap-Up Show on Sirius XM Radio. He and his wife, Mary, have two sons, Jackson and Lucas, and live in Connecticut.
 
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Monday, October 18, 2010

BAM MARGERA & BRANDON NOVAK RETURN to the howard stern show

BAM MARGERA & BRANDON NOVAK RETURN




Bam Margera stopped by with Brandon Novak to promote 'Jackass 3D' and told Howard how he'd seriously injured himself on the film's set several times--only to see most of those stunts end up on the cutting room floor: "The only thing that made it is the broken shoulder." Bam suffered the most serious recent injury outside a bar he owns in West Chester, PA after an angry neighbor clubbed his skull with a bat: "I was bleeding internally in my head for two days."

Howard asked if Bam was still together with Missy, his wife as of his last appearance, so Bam said they were married but living separately: "It's strange because it's better than ever in a weird way. I see her once a week...every time we meet up, we have a lot to talk about and it's much more fun." Bam then introduced Howard to 'Julia Gulia,' a friend he'd been 'hanging' with in NYC--a friend, he was careful to point out, who is not his girlfriend. Serious as Dog Dirt

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Novak told the crew he'd also recently injured himself after a stunt--but the real punishment was that authorities discovered his outstanding warrants while he was still in the hospital: "So directly from having a concussion and four broken ribs, I go to jail for 6 days."
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Novak said his up-for-anything attitude can also pay off, especially when he's the 'talent.' He recently banged a groupie in the bleachers at an arena appearance, and when a security guard interrupted, he laughed that he told the guy to, "Just turn around and count to 10 and it'll be done like it never happened." The guard didn't feel like counting, instead pulling the girl off Novak's lap--and taking Novak's load on his arm: "I come a little bit on her and all the rest goes on his plastic security jacket." The guard then tried to boot Novak from the venue, but since he was under contract to appear at the event, later had to walk him right back in.

NOVAK'S FINE WINE BITCH



Novak said his girlfriend, Apple, was in the greenroom: "This bitch is fine as wine, man...get your ass in here, bitch." Robin was surprised by Apple's innocent look: "Where did he kidnap you from?" Apple laughed: "A bar in West Chester." Novak said they'd been together for 8 months. Howard wished her well: "Good luck to you. And good luck to your parents."

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Bam told the crew that Novak set a van on fire at the Margera compound when Bam was in LA for the 'Jackass 3D' premiere. On review, security camera footage showed Novak arguing with his girlfriend on the phone: "He kicks a gas can while smoking a cigarette and it goes underneath the van and then he throws the cigarette and jumps into his buddy's car and takes off. 10 minutes later, the whole thing's up in flames."

Bam laughed that the incident was costly, turning to Novak: "You owe me $10,000 now." Novak shrugged: CKY4: The Latest & Greatest"Put it on my tab." Howard asked if Bam ever got mad about cost of being Novak's friend, but Bam laughed that it was worth the spectacle: "Because if I gave you 30 chances to do that, I bet you can't do it
 
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Friday, October 15, 2010

THE WORST PENIS CONTEST

THE WORST PENIS CONTEST




Howard welcomed the three Worst Penis Injury contestants to the studio and started by introducing Eric, who injured his penis after taking 21 shots on his 21st birthday: "The next thing I know, I'm waking up in the hospital." The hospital had to insert a catheter while he recovered, but it got stuck--so they surgically removed it: "It burst my urethra. It just exploded it." The recovery was particularly scarring, as urine would flow out of the incision they made at the base of his penis: "It's like coming out of my scrotum!"





















The second contestant, Dave, said he'd been accidentally shot by a friend just a month before his 15th birthday. The bullet passed through his right leg, his right testicle, the base of his penis, his left testicle and finally lodged--and still sits--in his left thigh.



John, the third and final contestant, said his injury began with a pimple on his butt that really hurt. Three days later, his testicles had swollen to the size of oranges, so he went to the hospital: "The next thing I know I was waking up 28 days later...they removed my scrotum. They put my testicles up inside me." The doctors also removed the shaft of his penis: "They left the head...it was gangrene. From a pimple...they had to relocate my rectum. It's where my balls used to be right now." Needless to say, the vote was unanimous to give the $5,000 prize to John--Howard shook his head: "Let's hope in the future we have penis transplants."
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STEVE O , DOES A FIRE BALL TRICK

STEVE-O IS ON FIRE!


STEVE-O IS SOBER YET STILL STUNT-HAPPY





Steve-O stopped by to promote 'Jackass 3D' and discuss his new sober lifestyle: "It's really simple, man. You take a look at your relationships--and the ones that revolve around getting loaded? You drop 'em." Howard laughingly referred to Steve-O's alcohol-fueled 'Jackass' co-stars: "So you have no relationships then?"



A 'JACKASS' INTERVENTION





Steve-O said Johnny Knoxville and Dr. Drew had teamed with the 'Jackass' producers to stage the intervention: "What's ironic about it is that here are the guys who--who conjured up the ideas for me to hurt myself, filmed them and like, you know, really saw these ideas to fruition and documented me hurting myself for so many years. Then they show up with no cameras to prevent me from hurting myself."



Steve-O said the intervention wasn't his first--but "it was the first one I hadn't completely hallucinated." Steve laughed that his pre-sobriety hallucinations often manifested as voices in his head: "I can only describe it as angels and demons." He also picked up--in a very real haze--a fiancé, but even she was unsure about the relationship's sincerity: "She didn't actually think we were engaged, I don't think."



STEVE-O'S 'TRIPLE BLOWJOB'





Steve-O said he sobriety was going well so far: "I might have gotten my first triple blowjob. Three girls at one time." Steve explained that a girl was driving him home when it happened: "We're getting into her car and two of her friends come running up and...they're like, 'Do you want two more girls?' I'm like, 'F’ yeah I do!' So we're in the car and driving back to the hotel and I'm just thinking, 'Oh God, this is the worst time to be a premature ejaculator.'"



However, he was saved when the first girl to go down on him could not seem to keep her teeth out of the way: "And I'm super grateful for this because it's keeping me in the game, you know?" Steve-O laughed that he'd quickly stick his penis "back into the jaws of hell" each time the other girls got him too close to climax.



THE FLIPPING FIREBALL









Steve-O then brought in a friend named Walter and explained the stunt he'd planned, adding that he wanted to make sure that everyone knew that just because he was sober, he was not a pussy: Steve will spit a fireball as he flips, lighting his hair on fire in the process, and then Walter will spit more fire on his chest. Howard panicked just hearing about the plan: "Stop. Stop. I don't know what you're doing, but you're going to end up dead...how do I stop it?" Steve told Howard not to worry, and reminded him that he was a graduate of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College.





















Steve-O continued to set up as Howard protested: "Have you ever tried this before?" Steve laughed ("Sort of.") and flipped, fire flying everywhere. As the crew sprayed fire extinguishers, Howard screamed: "Put him out! Put his head out! F’ing maniac! Oh my god, you're a maniac! You're a goddamn maniac!" Robin couldn't believe the aftermath: "He's still smoking!" Howard coughed: "I can't breathe. Can you? It smells like burnt flesh."

Monday, October 11, 2010

Johnny Knoxville ( JackAss 3D) visits howard stern & ROBIN TWEETING


Jackass - The Movie (Unrated Special Collector's Edition)Johnny told the crew about the "hell" of filming a 'Jackass' movie: "We find your greatest fear and exploit it...there's no safe area." In the latest film, they even employed the services of Stern show regular Will the Farter:Jackass Logo T-Shirt Size : Medium "We asked him to do things with his bottom that he's never done before." This time around, they did their best to the set's hell-party atmosphere beer-free: "We wanted to keep Steve-O sober. We can wait until the end of the day to drink."


Asked if he had any great unused bits, Johnny said they'd once considered getting real human balls attached to their faces: "They would sew them to their chin. We would have to go to Mexico or something for that, Howard." The guys would then conduct their lives normally for a week or so--with balls hanging from their chins. Howard laughed that Johnny was doing God's work: "Johnny's trying to get us all to get over our fears. There's a real message."
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HOWARD'S 5-YEAR-OLD CHESS BUDDY



Late in the show, Howard welcomed Heidi and her son, Derek, to the studio: "Derek and I play chess together...and Derek wins. Derek is five years old." Howard said he'd been friends with Heidi for a while, but only recently took an interest in Derek, suggesting that he take up chess: "Derek took a few lessons and it turns out he's a chess genius."

Derek was quiet but we learned that he liked basketball and football--and disliked avocados, girls and coloring books. Howard commended Derek's chess achievements, like beating an 11-year-old at a recent tournament: "I'm proud of you, you know that?" Howard then had Derek head over to the HowardTV control room and direct the next segment--Derek proved a quick study--and wondered if he'd found Scott DePace's replacement: "Scott, next we want to see if a monkey can do your job."

ROBIN CAUGHT TWEETING



After coming back from a break, Howard noted that Robin had been Tweeting during the show, so Robin stopped him: "I just did one or two. That's not going to be a regular practice." Howard thought it was a break from Robin's typically focused work ethic ("How does that come about?") so Robin explained: "I wanted something new up there." Howard said Robin had a microphone in front of her: "Why?! We're on the radio! You had to do it now? Good for you." Howard considered an NFL-like ban on Twitter during work hours: "I might have to set a rule for you that you're not allowed to tweet during the show."

TWO CATS TOO MANY



Howard reported that their pets were taking up all of Beth's time: "I'm feeling neglected." On top of Bianca's constant health problems ("It's always something with her. That's a full-time job with the dog."), the cats have begun fighting: "Apple the cat hates Walter and is fighting tooth and nail with him. She can't warm up to him. She hisses at him. They fight. Walter then bites Apple...now Apple hates [Walter] so much she's starting to lose fur! She's nervous." Howard regretted the slippery slope of pet adoption: "Two cats. Too many!" howardstern.com

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