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Friday, November 23, 2012

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Little Lupe Meets Sybian & Dave Lampert and howard stern again

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Spanish porn star “Little” Lupe Fuentes and Sybian inventor Dave Lampert stopped by to meet over the Sybian. Lupe first had a question for Dave: “Did you invent that? You must be really smart.” Dave said he was just trying to fill a void: “I just realized something like that was needed.” Lupe replied that she had a machine of her own: “My pussy is a machine to make money.”

Howard then had Lupe straddle the Sybian, but she said Dave made her nervous: “What if it’s funny and I start laughing and I don’t come?” Dave instructed Lupe to close her eyes “so she doesn’t think she’s holding on to an old man.” Lupe said it was Dave’s pale skin that really creeped her out: “I like him but I think he’s made out of plastic...if you want to be beautiful, you have to go tanning.”

MANY ORGASMS LATER



















As Dave fired up the Sybian, Lupe’s teeth made a chattering sound: “I feel it in my face!” Dave walked her through it: “I’m going to do what I think that you want...does that feel good? Go ahead and let it go...let it feel good. Go ahead and f’ it now...you’re doing it. That’s a good thing. Let it go...go ahead and come. Let it come.” Despite Dave’s creepy come-ons, Lupe reached orgasm easily: “I’m coming!” Dave wanted her to go further: “Go ahead and scream if you want to.”

Dave then talked Lupe through a second ride: “Go ahead and f’ me...you’re a beautiful girl. Let it go.” Afterward, Lupe was ready for a third: “I can come and come.” Howard laughed: “I think major poison came out...you’re now pregnant with a plastic baby.” Dave talked Lupe through yet another: “You’re going to f’ me hard. You’re going to get all the poison out this time...I’ve got a big penis and I’m f’ing you.” Hilariously, Dave kept flubbing Lupe’s name: “F’ me, Loopy.”

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Friday, September 24, 2010

LITTLE LUPE RETURNS Lupe Fuentes Super Pooosey movie video has her own website






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fleLITTLE LUPE RETURNS LITTLE LUPE IS TIGHTER THAN EVER Little Lupe stopped by and immediately started eyeing Robin--when Howard asked if she had a crush, Lupe was confused: "What is crush?" Howard explained and Lupe nodded: "I like her. She is hot." Howard noted that Lupe was originally invited back to the show so Sybian inventor Dave Lambert could administer one of his creepily-guided Sybian rides, but Dave (an 80-plus-year-old man) broke his hip after falling from a horse. Lupe was unsympathetic: "He is scared of me. He doesn't have balls...how can he fall from a hooker?" Howard laughed: "Not a hooker--a horse!" Howard thought Lupe's body was looking "tighter than ever," so she credited her hour-a-day running regimen, adding that she's often chased by on-lookers: "They chase me! Yes. They try to--yeah. I say, 'No. I'm running.'" Lupe said she was once running with a friend and pulled ahead: "Some Mexican guys from the park? They thought he was chasing me...and then we just f’ed." Lupe said f’ing outdoors was fun but uncomfortable: "When you lay down in the grass, everything start itching." LUPE BANGS A FATTY Lupe said she recently began hooking up with a fat girl--which is not usually her preference: "I never go for personality." Both Lupe and her fiancé, Biohazard frontman-turned-porn star Evan Seinfeld, hooked up with the girl: "We f’ed her. We f’ the shit out of her." Lupe admitted she didn't understand why she was attracted: "Like, so fat...I liked it. I don't understand myself. I am completely shocked. And the worst part is I keep doing it. I can't get enough of the fat one!" ON GYPSIES, BOOKS & THE TICKLE CHAIR Howard asked if Lupe had ever banged a black guy, and she said she had not but was willing to--she'll bang any hot guy who's not a gypsy: "I don't like gypsies. Gypsies are like the worst." Howard then asked Lupe to sit in The Tickle Chair, and while she was resistant at first ("No! I gonna pee on myself! This is not sexy."), she eventually let Gary strap her in: "He tickle so bad!" Gary laughed that Lupe was so small, the restraints wouldn’t keep her hands locked down. Asked if she ever read, Lupe shrugged: "Books? Listen, nobody read books anymore. Books are boring...I don't understand people that read." Howard played along, saying "Books are for fat guys." Lupe agreed: "Ugly people." Lupe said she other interests, like Manga comics and dancing: "I am really good dancer. I dance all over the country." EVAN SEINFELD MOVES ON Evan Seinfeld then came in to say life was much better with Lupe than his ex, porn star Tera Patrick: "She became very asexual." Evan said he'd anticipated a swinging sex life when he married Tera: "That's what I thought the deal was. But she was really trying to just get me alone so she could complain to me." Evan didn't miss her at all: "There was a lot of drama.




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 That girl is a handful." EVAN AND LUPE TO MARRY SOON Evan and Lupe then announced they were planning to marry within the next couple of months. Lupe planned to wear white: "I was thinking to make it bikini wedding!" Howard asked Lupe if she planned to convert to Judaism, but Lupe misunderstood: "Jewish make good husband." Evan credited Lupe with his renewed health and happiness: "[She's] why I look younger and feel great." Lupe nodded: "Because he has young pussy. It's true." Lupe detailed why she'd make a great wife: "I bring home girls. I cook. I take care of my dogs. I look hot and I work out. I don't complain." Evan said Lupe's 4'9" 78lb-frame kept things interesting, showing the crew a "piggyfront," a means of carrying her "on the street." Howard was disturbed: "You hold her like a baby!" Evan shrugged: "Yeah but I'm caressing her buttcheeks." howardstern.com


Saturday, July 17, 2010

THE LITTLE LUPE IQ GAME on howard

THE LITTLE LUPE IQ GAME

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Howard gave a caller named Bill a chance to win $711 dollars in a round of The Little Lupe IQ Game, explaining that the Spanish porn star had been asked a series of trivia questions--Bill must guess if Lupe answered correctly or not. Three out of five takes the cash. The questions, followed by Bill's predictions and Lupe's answers:



What country is Hitler from? No. "Oh...Germany."



Who was the small black actor who recently died? No. "I know him. I don't know him professionally...uh...no."



What is the First Lady's first name? No. "Michelle."



What is doody? Yes. "A dude that is small. A small dude."



Howard allowed Bill a bonus question for all the marbles: In what state would you find the Statue of Liberty? Yes. "New York."Spanish Pornographic Film Actors: Lucía Lapiedra, Nacho Vidal, Lupe Fuentes, Toni Ribas, Max Cortés, Rebeca Linares, Lina Romay, Celia Blanco
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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Little Lupe returns On The Howard Stern Show





'Little' Lupe Fuentes returned to show Howard her new (smaller) boob job: "Too big before." Robin thought Lupe's new breasts helped her look younger: "She actually looks 13 today." Howard told Lupe her new boobs matched his tiny penis, but Lupe was confused: "I don't believe you. I bet you have big--big huge cock." Robin laughed that Howard might have found his match: "She's a little girl. It might look big to her."


Lupe explained that she had to act larger than her 79lb frame when she lures other women into her bedroom, often commanding them: "Suck my pussy, bitch...all the girls suck my pussy." During these sex sessions, both of her dogs have to be locked away in an upstairs bedroom--where one recently died. The dog that survived has quite a future planned: "Her name is Lolita and she wants to become a porno star."





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Howard asked Lupe how she felt about the BP oil spill, but Lupe was only peripherally aware of it: "What is that? The thing in the ocean?" Lupe said her interests weren't in the news: "I want my life to be party, f’ing, meeting girls, party." Lupe has come to expect nothing less: "I am a porno star. You have to have a huge cock

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Howard Interviews Lupe Fuentes / little lupe calls bigfoot

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Carlos Simon-Timmerman was traveling in Venezuela and bought a flick called Little Lupe the Innocent



A New Yorker named Carlos Simon-Timmerman was traveling in Venezuela and bought a porno flick called Little Lupe the Innocent; Dont Be Fooled By Her Baby Face starring porn star Lupe Fuentes. But when he got to customs in Puerto Rico, he was detained for transporting images of a minor. He faced a whopping 20 years in jail. After spending two months awaiting trial, his case finally went before a judge. A customs agent and pediatrician both testified, saying the girl was absolutely underage in the video. However, she wasn't—Lucky for him, Lupe Fuentes packed her bags and flew to Puerto Rico. She showed up in court with proof of her age. All charges were dismissed, and Simon-Timmerman was able to go home.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

LUPE FUENTES Visits Howard Stern / Buy LUPE FUENTES Videos Here ..

SPANISH PORN STAR LUPE FUENTES

Will started to usher 4’ 9”, 77 lb. porn star Lupe Fuentes into the studio, but Howard took one look and stopped him: "You sure she's of age? I don't want to go to jail." Will said he'd made sure: "I checked her ID." Lupe piped up: "I am so nervous...you are so dirty." Howard loved Lupe's broken English andLeaving Lust Vegas: Prime Time Porn asked her to introduce herself, so she obliged: "My name is Lupe Fuentes and I here for have fun."

SO YOUNG-LOOKING, HER FANS MIGHT BE PEDOS

Howard continued to question Lupe about her age, so she thought for a second: "Uh, I am 20 years." Howard wasn't convinced: "I'm going end up in jail! I know it!" Lupe said her age had actually been the subject of a criminal case in Puerto Rico--a man found with one of her DVD’s in his possession was accused of being a pedophile, so she flew from Spain to testify on his behalf: "I said, 'I am 20.'"
Lupe said the trial was really graphic: "They showed me my videos--sucking and f’ing. I was like, 'What are you doing?' There were so many people there...They show my videos like it was a porno party." Lupe bragged that her testimony had exonerated the man: "In that moment? In that day? They set him free."

ON HER VAGINA & HER PARENTS

Lupe told the crew she was very proud of her vagina: "It's small and soft and so tight. Like a virgin." Later, in reference to her best-selling ‘Fleshlight,’ Lupe added: "My pussy is like a machine." [Ed.: Machine was pronounced Scarface-style: 'mut-cheen.'] Lupe also said her parents had come to terms with her XXX lifestyle: "They don't like so much, you know, what I do, but they love me."

GETTING DOWN WITH MISS SPAIN

Lupe said she'd had her first lesbian experience "with my best friend, Miss Spain. She is crazy. I kiss everything. Her vagina, her tits. She have big tits. I love big tits." Howard wondered if Lupe liked to dance, so Fred cued up some music and Lupe shimmied around, shouting: "I love dance! Woo! I love party!"

CELEBRITIES > GYPSIES, ARABS

Asked about her celebrity encounters, Lupe told the crew about her experiences with Leonardo DiCaprio ("He's crazy. I don't like this guy. He's always drunk.") and Kid Rock: "He so nice. I love him...he's dirty. He's dirty guy." Lupe had even less love for gypsies ("I hate gypsies...gypsies, they are crazy. They steal.") and Arabs: "I feel like I can't trust them."

'I LOVE VIBRATOR!'

Lupe then took a seat on the Sybian and climaxed in less than a minute: "I love vibrator!" On her way out, Lupe said she'd once had 22 orgasms in a day--and would like another Sybian ride: "I have the most amount of orgasms."






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