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Check out David Arquette's first dance, on Dancing With the Stars!

David Arquette on cast of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ ?

HOWARD COUNSELS DAVID ARQUETTE'S DANCING DECISION

Howard confirmed press reports that he'd counseled David Arquette's decision to join the cast of ‘Dancing with the Stars’: "It was a very difficult thing for me to answer." Howard explained that he'd once convinced Beth to turn it down, but, "between you and me, things aren't going well when you're doing ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ [And] David's got this whole thing going on with the divorce...he's trying to find a new identity."

DAVID ARQUETTE IS TRANS-SPECIES

Late in the show, David Arquette called in to discuss his ‘Dancing with the Stars’ gig: "I'm doing this to win it." Howard suggested David try to steal Chaz Bono's trans-gender thunder: "You should have a tail somewhere on your body. And say you're trans-species." David laughed off the idea, saying he was busy training with Kim, his "beautiful" dance partner: "I'm learning. It's really difficult...but I'm taking it seriously. I'm training my butt off."

A TRANSGENDER MATCH MADE IN HOLLYWOOD

Howard and Robin tried to find out if there was any romantic connection, but David begged off. Howard instead pitched another idea: a potential for a romantic connection between David's sister Alexis, a male-to-female transgendered person, and Chaz, a female-to-male transgendered person. David laughed: "That's not a bad idea!"

Asked if Courtney Cox would come out to support him, David said he thought so: "She'll be there. Listen. We're best friends." But things could get weird if she brings a date: "That would be awkward." Howard then suggested a few more ways for David to steal Chaz's press, like dancing in costume as Hitler or Osama bin Laden, but David begged off: "Now I really got to be goin

 

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DAVID ARQUETTE IS LATE to the howard stern show & Riley Martin talks money

CELEBRITY INTERN DAVID ARQUETTE RETURNS




DAVID ARQUETTE IS LATE





David Arquette showed up--a day late--and explained his absence yesterday as the start of a 2-day bender: "I drank last night [too]. I still might have some [laughs]...maybe a little remnants." David said he'd crashed a rooftop poker game Tuesday night ("That's the truth.") and quickly blew his $20 buy-in. Howard complained that one of the guys David met at the poker game had shown up on Wednesday--David invited him--but David did not: "All of a sudden this cat is hanging out in my greenroom [and] blogging about it."



Howard also complained that he'd been talking to (and 'vibing' with) Courteney at Jimmy Kimmel's party--until David cut in. David laughed: "I did. I shut that shit down...she loved you. She wanted to get to know you more. She wanted to hang out more." Howard speculated that Courteney had once slept with one of the party's other guests--John Stamos--and David admitted that it could've happened: "Everything he touches turns to pussy."


DAVID ON HIS SISTER 'ALEXIS'


Howard asked if Alexis Arquette, David's brother-turned-sister, had ever had 'her' penis surgically removed, so David shrugged: "I don't know. I haven't tried to f’ her in a long time." David said Alexis' current incarnation was ironic, as 'she' actually slept in a closet when they were growing up.



DAVID STALKED ALYSSA MILANO





Howard asked about Alyssa Milano, so David confessed that their relationship ended badly: "Even though I was being a dick, I didn't want her to be with anybody else...I started stalking her. Not--not really. Ok, I sat outside her house a couple nights." David went so far as to kick a dent in her new boyfriend's car and got himself banned from visiting




Howard said Riley Martin contacted him over the break and asked him to approve a set of new contract demands: "He wants to know if he has my support in his negotiations. You're so funny, Riley." Riley--on the line from home--started his call by saying he was a big fan of George, so Howard cut in: "Yeah, Riley gets most of his bullshit from Star Trek."




Riley said he wanted 2 weeks of paid vacation a year and an extended show: "All I want is 4 hours a week." Howard thought the hour Riley had was sufficient: "That's enough of you, an hour. I don't think you’ve got 4 hours in you." Riley quickly regressed to his usual name-calling method of negotiation, calling Howard a "chickenshit motherf’er" and telling Robin that he loved her: "Robin, I love you. I'd love to come on your tits. And Howard—f’ you." Howardstern.com