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Monday, May 24, 2010
Gary said he also produced an episode of Andy Dick's ‘Shit Show’ while he was in LA and noticed a shift in Andy's (formerly "bi-") sexual proclivities: "I don't think he's that confused.Lonely Island & SNL Dick in a Box Gift/Costume He makes a lot of boy references now." Gary added that they'd done the broadcast from Andy's shed/home on a hippie-like compound in Topanga Canyon: "The ex-wife's in the house, the ex-girlfriend's in a trailer, Andy's in the shed...and then there's a bunch of kids hanging around." The Ben Stiller Show
Gary noted that Andy's shed was a lot nicer than he anticipated--Andy may have only spent $3,000 on the shed itself, but spent $5,000 retrofitting it with "a decent-sized bed," artwork on the walls, a flat-screen TV and custom flooring. Gary said there didn't appear to be a place to shower or take a dump. There was only a bucket in the corner: "Like the kind I have to pee in when I go to the doctor for kidney stones."howardstern.com
Labels: andy dick
Saturday, May 22, 2010
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS THE HOLLYWOOD HILLBILLY
Howard said he even
took a sip of some moonshine Jackass - Signed 8x10 By Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Jason Acuna, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn and Dave EnglundJohnny Knoxville was passing around ("This
was made in some dirty hillbilly's basement with his feet.") because
Courtney Cox and Demi Moore goaded him into it: "They were saying to me,
'C'mon Pussy! Drink it!'" Howard didn't think Knoxville looked any
younger, referencing Johnny's broken penis: "That'll age a guy. I mean,
when you get your dick broken, everything goes downhill." howardstern.com
Labels: Johnny Knoxville
Thursday, May 20, 2010
OHN STAMOS BROKE HIS HEART
STAMOS WAS THE PARTY SHITHEAD
Howard said he spent 99% of his time at the party with John, and John agreed: "I couldn't get rid of you. You felt nervous around everyone else." Howard claimed it was the other way around--he couldn't get rid of John--and asked why John had committed to Nikki, the beautiful girl he brought to the party. John shrugged: "She's a great girl, but she's not here." John later revealed that someone else was with him: Leah, the girl he'd brought to Howard's wedding.
JOHN STAMOS IS IN BED WITH ANOTHER CHICK
Howard said he knew John really wasn't into Nikki when he started talking about other girls in front of her: "When I talk to you about with chicks, I make sure Beth's not around...why is the girl who was with you at the party not your girlfriend?" John said it wasn't her--it was him: "There's no problem! We hang out. We date." Despite being in bed with Leah, John kept singing Nikki's praises: "She's the greatest, nicest girl I've met and I hope, you know, to make it work."
Labels: John Stamos
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Labels: Miss Howard stern
According to Nick, Jeff has quite a collection signed photographs on the walls of his room.Some interesting things of note. Jeff said he took many of those pictures of himself and he's pretty proud of them, check them out and see how many super-stars you recognize. Jeff also seems to have a never ending supply of varied and odd knickknacks around his room - make sure you study all the details. There's a ceramic basketball player that Jeff said his mom made for him among the many oddities that look pretty interesting. Enjoy!
- Jason Kaplan / howardster.com
Labels: Jeff the drunk
Monday, May 17, 2010
ASHTON KUTCHER DOESN'T NEED FOLLOWERS
Ashton said he had no interest in actually cheating--Demi keeps things interested by sexting him all day long: "We have a two week rule. We're never apart from each other for more than two weeks." Ashton said he knew Demi was the one early on in their relationship: "I just shut everything off and focused on this is the person I want to be with." The couple jumped in with both feet: "She had more money than me. I didn't do a pre-nup."
Howard asked how they handled their finances now that they're equally successful, so Ashton explained that they shared a little: "We have a joint account and then we have our own separate accounts." Howard also asked after the couple's interest in Kabbalah, and Ashton came to the movement's defense: "I think religion is kind of awful...but it doesn't preclude me from studying spirituality."howardsterm.com
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Howard referenced the stories about Mickey Rourke using pictures of his dead dog to get into character for 'Iron Man 2,' but Robert came to Mickey's defense: "I was doing the same kind of stuff in my own way." Howard asked if Robert was a method actor, but Robert answered, "I could never afford lessons...you just try to be good in the scene like, uh--it's why I listen to you guys. It doesn't seem all, pre-packaged."
ROBERT ON TOBEY, 'IRON MAN 3'
Asked how many 'Iron Man' films he was contracted to star in, Robert revealed: "These two and then Avengers, which is a very ambitious project, you know, putting all these superheroes together. And then 'Iron Man 3.'" Howard assumed Marvel must've gotten Robert pretty cheap for the first 'Iron Man,' leading Robert to laugh: "You are assuming correctly." The studio has since renegotiated the contract and made up the difference: "They got me a Bentley. It's crazy. Yeah. Susan [his wife] drives it. I think we have to convert it to biodiesel or something. It's embarrassing.
MISBEHAVING ON THE 'SNL' SET
Howard thought Robert was "too good" to have spent a season as a 'Saturday Night Live' cast member, but Robert claimed he and Anthony Michael Hall were anything but good on-set: "I am not too good to be doing anything. As a matter of fact, I think I was really lucky. I just feel bad for them because we were--you know, we were really misbehaving, so to speak...it was a lot of trouble for them."
THE DOWNEY JR'S SEX LIFE
When Howard tried to investigate how many times a week Robert has sex with his wife, Susan, Robert put her on the line. Susan was forthcoming: "If we're on vacation, two or three." Howard then asked about a story Scott Weiland told on the show about showering with Robert when they were in jail, so Robert explained that Scott was the aggressor: "I was buck-naked and the next thing I knew I looked over and there he was." howardstern.com
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
MEET EMMA THE AMISH MODEL
Emma said her family saw it coming: "They knew I was gonna leave because of what I was getting into. I was talking to my 'English' sisters a lot. I've had four sisters who left too." The second she was off the farm, "I got a cellphone. That was the first thing I got." When she returns, she must sit at a small side table next to her family diningroom table: "I can't wear shorts or anything short like that. It has to be a dress or long pants...I just wanna show respect."
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PORN IS
THE SHOOFLY PANTY PACK
Labels: howard stern
Monday, May 10, 2010
Carolina Chocolate Drops performing "Hit' Em Up Style" / Carolina Chocolate Drops perform preview of their Nonesuch debut album, Genuine Negro Jig
Carolina Chocolate Drops performing "Hit' Em Up Style"
Carolina Chocolate Drops perform
the Carolina Chocolate Drops offer a preview of their Nonesuch debut album, Genuine Negro Jig, capturing live performances, interviews with all three band members—Dom Flemons, Rhiannon Giddens, and Justin Robinson—and a few words from the album's producer, Joe Henry.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
BETH O STOPS BY, FAKE POO IN HAND
WILLIE TO HIS SON: "HEY, SEE YA LATER"
Willie told the crew he had "8 or 9" children--he really wasn't sure. He laughed that he once awoke from a nap outside his ranch--and met his son: "I sleep outside a lot. I woke up and there was this kid standing over me. About 18 or 19 years old. He said, 'I'm your son.' This is true. Then he started telling me about who his mother was and I honestly didn't remember. I didn't know. And, uh, I didn't--I still don't know that it's true that he was or he wasn't. No. I--I gave him a ride down the highway and gave him a couple hundred bucks and said, 'Hey, see ya later.'"
BETH REFUSES TO PLAY SOFIE'S CHOICE
BETH IS EXCITED FOR LETTERMAN
Howard asked if she would have gone out with Dave back in the day, and Beth thought about it: "If he was not married? I have to say I probably would. Yeah! If he asked me out?" Howard was crestfallen: "It's disappointing to me that you'd go out with David Letterman. If you want to go out with David Letterman, go ahead." Beth laughed it off: "Honey. I'm so madly in love with you." Beth then begged Howard to accompany her to the show: "I think people will be more excited if you're there...it's because of you that I even--I'm known to have--love for animals, that I wrote a book, that I'm on Letterman. You're a part of the whole thing."
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
WILLIE NELSON IS A WEED MAN
Willie said it'd become a way of life: "Some people smoke to get high. I smoke to get normal." Howard asked if Willie's wife, Annie, smoked but Willie said she did not--but doesn't mind that he does: "I think I finally found someone who'll put up with me." Howard wondered about their sex life, so Willie laughed: "We'll hit the hot tub occasionally...I think the desire stays the same but the ability [goes away]."
WILLIE ON BILLY BOB THORNTON
"Billy Bob is a great actor. A great actor. And he can act like he's singing and it sounds pretty good. And he can act like he's playing and it sounds pretty good. Because he has good musicians around him. He picks songs he can sing. But he'd be the first to tell you he's no Sinatra." Willie added that his words probably applied himself as well: "Maybe a lot of people think I should stick to music and stay out of acting."
WILLIE ON OWEN WILSON, WOODY HARRELSON
Monday, May 3, 2010
MEDICATED PETE'S TOP 40 SHOW
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Sunday, May 2, 2010
Carlos Simon-Timmerman was traveling in Venezuela and bought a flick called Little Lupe the Innocent
A New Yorker named Carlos Simon-Timmerman was traveling in Venezuela and bought a porno flick called Little Lupe the Innocent; Dont Be Fooled By Her Baby Face starring porn star Lupe Fuentes. But when he got to customs in Puerto Rico, he was detained for transporting images of a minor. He faced a whopping 20 years in jail. After spending two months awaiting trial, his case finally went before a judge. A customs agent and pediatrician both testified, saying the girl was absolutely underage in the video. However, she wasn't—Lucky for him, Lupe Fuentes packed her bags and flew to Puerto Rico. She showed up in court with proof of her age. All charges were dismissed, and Simon-Timmerman was able to go home.