Jason had challenged
Sal to a
Pouch-Off, in which they each make pouches out of the foreskins of their
uncircumcised penises and then see who could stuff the most M&Ms
inside. After dropping his pants, Jason asked Robin to evaluate his
penis--she said he had "a good-looking piece." Sal got defensive: "You
heard of the story of David and Goliath, Robin?"
As Richard dropped
M&Ms in his pouch, Sal began to get confident: "25, you motherf’er!
Lick my balls, you Australian piece of horseshit!"
Richard then pumped
even more into Jason's pouch--eventually fitting 50. Sal had topped out
at 29, so Richard laughed: "He's been out-pouched." Jason shrugged:
"There's a little bit of a tingle in my knob."
Howard told the crew he was planning to make some big changes if he
takes over Simon Cowell's 'American Idol' chair: "I'm not just giving
opinions on music. I'm giving opinions on Ellen..." Howard said he
wanted to turn the tables on Ellen: "People who've worked with her have
told me she's impossibly rude." Still, Howard didn't think it would
happen: "It'd be very difficult for them to get me to do this job."
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