THE WORLD'S STRONGEST NAKED WOMAN
Howard welcomed Anju, Sarah and Jade – the contestants for The World's Strongest Naked Woman contest – and celebrated their lack of attire: "Whoa! You're hot! And naked!"
Sarah told Howard that both she and Anju had also been contestant's on Vh1's “My Antonio,” but weren't able to get along because Anju was "too ghetto." Anju bristled: "You don't know Howard. She wants to see ghetto? I'll show you ghetto, bitch." Sarah just kept giggling.
Howard asked the third contestant, Jade, to stand between the other two and pick a side. Jade pointed to Anju: "At least she makes a point. Sarah just giggled." Anju said she worked as a dominatrix, laughing that a lawyer once paid her to watch him shove kosher hotdogs up his ass. Jade said she also used to work as a dominatrix, until a client became obsessed with her, shot and killed her boyfriend, kidnapped her, and ended up killing himself. Howard asked how she survived the ordeal, and Jade shrugged: "I just said, 'Do it. I don't care.'"
...WAS ONCE A PH.D CANDIDATE
Howard was impressed with Jade, noting that she was pursuing her Ph.D in engineering at the University of Pennsylvania – until she quit to work in the adult industry: "You're a brilliant girl, aren't you? Jade replied: "Yes but I have other interests." Howard then had the girls do push-ups to test their strength.
Anju did 3 and Jade did 10. Sarah couldn't do any. In the next round, Jade and Anju were both able to do two pull-up while Sarah came up empty again.
Howard then announced that Jade Vixen was now the World’s Strongest Naked Woman.
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PORN STAR BARRETT LONG IS “ONLY” GAY-FOR-PAY
Gay porn star Barrett Long stopped by to explain how he reconciles the gay sex he has on film with his heterosexuality. Barrett said he rarely takes it: "But, I have given it hundreds of time." Barrett then presented the crew with a dildo molded from his 11" penis - and then amazed Howard by taking out his own penis, bending over and giving it a lick: "I could blow myself." Robin asked how long Barrett had been sucking his own penis, and Barrett admitted he learned to do it as a teenager.
Howard noted that Barrett got into gay porn strictly for the money, claiming he could make more in an hour doing porn than he did in a whole week at his previous job, and Barrett added that he chose gay porn over hetero porn for the "safety issues." Howard asked how it was possible to get hard for a man if you're not gay, so Barrett explained that he was broke, fresh out of jail (drug charges) and desperate: "I was working at a debt consolidation company for 50 hours a week...I wanted to blow my brains out...I knew I was meant for greater things."
YOU SPELL IT B-I, HE SPELLS IT B-U-Y
Barrett told the crew he recently started his own porn company, and he'll be releasing films in which he bangs both guys and girls. Howard asked if Barrett ever blew a dude outside of porn, and Barrett confirmed it: "Gay-for-pay. You can call it 'bi' and spell it however you want. I spell it B-U-Y." Barrett said he still worked as an escort: "For men or women...husbands will hire me to screw their wives." Barrett also rattled off his rates: $400 for the first hour and $200 for each additional hour - with a 2-hour minimum.
Barrett noted that he had a long client list, including a member of the Dallas Cowboys (which Artie loved). Howard thought Barrett must have "a ton of the New York Mets" on his list, but Barrett denied it. Artie said it was one thing to get hard for another guy: "But f’ing a guy for a while?" Barrett said he used a lot of pot to take his mind off it and relax: "I only smoke weed on days that end in Y...It's about me. It's about getting my big dick serviced and opening up asses with it."
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