STEVE-O IS ON FIRE!
STEVE-O IS SOBER YET STILL STUNT-HAPPY
Steve-O stopped by to promote 'Jackass 3D' and discuss his new sober lifestyle: "It's really simple, man. You take a look at your relationships--and the ones that revolve around getting loaded? You drop 'em." Howard laughingly referred to Steve-O's alcohol-fueled 'Jackass' co-stars: "So you have no relationships then?"
A 'JACKASS' INTERVENTION
Steve-O said Johnny Knoxville and Dr. Drew had teamed with the 'Jackass' producers to stage the intervention: "What's ironic about it is that here are the guys who--who conjured up the ideas for me to hurt myself, filmed them and like, you know, really saw these ideas to fruition and documented me hurting myself for so many years. Then they show up with no cameras to prevent me from hurting myself."
Steve-O said the intervention wasn't his first--but "it was the first one I hadn't completely hallucinated." Steve laughed that his pre-sobriety hallucinations often manifested as voices in his head: "I can only describe it as angels and demons." He also picked up--in a very real haze--a fiancé, but even she was unsure about the relationship's sincerity: "She didn't actually think we were engaged, I don't think."
STEVE-O'S 'TRIPLE BLOWJOB'
Steve-O said he sobriety was going well so far: "I might have gotten my first triple blowjob. Three girls at one time." Steve explained that a girl was driving him home when it happened: "We're getting into her car and two of her friends come running up and...they're like, 'Do you want two more girls?' I'm like, 'F’ yeah I do!' So we're in the car and driving back to the hotel and I'm just thinking, 'Oh God, this is the worst time to be a premature ejaculator.'"
However, he was saved when the first girl to go down on him could not seem to keep her teeth out of the way: "And I'm super grateful for this because it's keeping me in the game, you know?" Steve-O laughed that he'd quickly stick his penis "back into the jaws of hell" each time the other girls got him too close to climax.
THE FLIPPING FIREBALL
Steve-O then brought in a friend named Walter and explained the stunt he'd planned, adding that he wanted to make sure that everyone knew that just because he was sober, he was not a pussy: Steve will spit a fireball as he flips, lighting his hair on fire in the process, and then Walter will spit more fire on his chest. Howard panicked just hearing about the plan: "Stop. Stop. I don't know what you're doing, but you're going to end up dead...how do I stop it?" Steve told Howard not to worry, and reminded him that he was a graduate of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College.
Steve-O continued to set up as Howard protested: "Have you ever tried this before?" Steve laughed ("Sort of.") and flipped, fire flying everywhere. As the crew sprayed fire extinguishers, Howard screamed: "Put him out! Put his head out! F’ing maniac! Oh my god, you're a maniac! You're a goddamn maniac!" Robin couldn't believe the aftermath: "He's still smoking!" Howard coughed: "I can't breathe. Can you? It smells like burnt flesh."
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Friday, October 15, 2010
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Johnny Knoxville talks with Howard

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE BROKE HIS PENIS
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE SAVED STEVE-O Johnny Knoxville stopped by to promote his new MTV show, "Nitro Circus," and Howard told him he looked good - much better than the last time he came in (right after "Jackass 2" had wrapped). Howard asked how Steve-O was doing, so Johnny said: "Fine! He's been clean and sober since after we had him in 51-50'd...he's done amazing." Johnny told the crew that toward the end, Steve-O was doing a whole laundry list (including hundreds of Whip-it canisters) of drugs every day.
Johnny added that he had an easier time getting Steve-O into rehab than he thought the show would with Artie: "You better have some big dudes with you." Howard asked how Johnny had succeeded in getting Steve to rehab, so he explained that a bunch of Steve's friends decided to help - the last straw was Steve threatening to jump a mini-motorcycle from his apartment window onto the roof next door: "We got 7 or 8 or 9 big guys...I took the camera from him and said, 'You're going and we're taking you.'" A SINGLE JACKASS ROAMS HOLLYWOOD
Now that Johnny's divorced, Howard finally got him to comment on all the celebrity women he'd been photographed with during his marriage: "I never got so far out of control...but I hurt a lot of people, honestly." Johnny said he'd since met a new girl and hardly ever leaves her side. Howard asked what Johnny did to his wedding ring tattoo, so Johnny held up his finger, confessing: "I got it lasered." Johnny denied ever hooking up with Kate Moss: "No. I knew Kate...I know Kate. She's very nice, but, uh..." A caller disputed Johnny's account, saying he was actually in rehab with Kate when Johnny came to visit, so Johnny admitted: "I did visit her. Yeah. Uh..." Howard mentioned Lindsay Lohan as well, but Johnny claimed he'd never banged her either - they're just victims of media speculation: "I don't think that puts me in any, uh, in any exclusive club anyway." STICK THIS UP YOUR PENIS TWICE DAILY
Johnny told the crew about how he tore his urethra during a stunt, explaining how he has to flush it twice daily by sticking a tube into his penis - all the way up to his bladder (only 10 – 11 inches). Johnny claimed the process prevented scar tissue from constricting: "In the beginning it was [difficult]...it's not that bad anymore. I've gotten used to something horrible." Howard was appropriately shocked, and Johnny sympathized: "It's not cool...I'm just like, "Ok, this is a consequence.'" Johnny added that breaking his arm or leg never phased him, but breaking his penis got his attention
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