OCTOMOM LIVES FROM CHECK TO CHECK ?

OCTOMOM LIVES FROM CHECK TO CHECK




Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman stopped by to promote an upcoming a ‘celebrity boxing’ match in New Jersey--an interview Howard has anticipated for years: “I’m fascinated by you.” Nadya said she was fascinated by Howard as well. Asked if she had ‘no life’, Nadya laughed: “I have too much life!” She added that she’d wanted a smaller family: “Like 6 kids total. Maybe one more.”

Nadya said her fertility doctor still has a stockpile of embryos (“There’s still a lot there. Still.”) but she’s not planning another pregnancy: “I live from check to check. I have never been on welfare.” All the product offers she received in the initial rush of publicity proved to be empty: “Within two weeks, everything was rescinded...I started having panic attacks. It’s very hard, emotionally, to go to the grocery store.” Us Weekly February 23 2009 Rihanna on Cover (Fear & Abuse), Octo-Mom Mystery, Jessica Simpson's Meltdown, Who Is America's Top Model

14 KIDS BUT NO ORGASM



Howard asked if Nadya had any kind of sex life, but she claimed she was asexual: “I’ve always kind of been. Ever since I was little...I had [only] one boyfriend for five years.” She last had sex over 12 years ago: “And that was with the donor. The donor for all the kids.” To this day, she hasn’t had an orgasm: “I’ve never had one and I don’t want one. Because I feel that would be highly distracting.”

Howard offered to buy Nadya a vibrator, but Robin thought she’d never use it: “The moment she takes off to have an orgasm, some kid will be crying.” Nadya nodded, saying she was fully consumed with caring for her kids in any way possible: Us Weekly March 2 2009 Octo-Mom on Cover (Her Dark Secrets), Rihanna's Agony, Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston Oscar Run-In, Joaquin Phoenix - Whacked or Not? The Bachelor Bonanza“Whatever I can. So long as I don’t have to be naked.” Asked to name all her children, Nadya counted them off, holding up a finger with each name--unimpressed, Robin just laughed: “You know, you shouldn’t run out of fingers.”

MISS HOWARDTV, ARIANA LOKEN

MISS HOWARDTV, ARIANA LOKEN


ARIANA LOKEN, MISS HOWARDTV JULY











Ariana Loken, Miss HowardTV for the month of July, stopped by the meet the crew and discuss her $5.99/minute job as a webcam girl: “I’ll, like, kind of touch myself but I don’t get crazy.” At one point, she used a candy ‘cockpop’ but was quickly discouraged: “Playboy told me I couldn’t use it anymore...I don’t know if they’re trying to keep that ‘good girl’--I don’t know.” She does pretty well--her record for a private chat is over 2 and a half hours: “I get about 60% of that.” After some not-so-quick math, Howard pegged her earnings at about $600.



Ariana said she and her boyfriend were on a break, but they still hook up: “This is going to sound weird but I have the tiniest butthole. I’ve been told--by him. Like, he’s obsessed with it. We tried (anal) and it was not going in. There was no way...a finger will fit but that’s about it.” Ariana hoped to settle down within 2 years: “Yes, hopefully married. I’d like to do more modeling.”



SHE WAXES HER MOM’S BUTT



Ariana said her mom also had a tiny butthole: “She does! I wax her.” Ariana’s mom then came in to confirm, saying she felt weird about it--but only initially: “At first I did, but not anymore. When she first started waxing, I thought I’d save money.” Ariana’s mom said her daughter always tries to wax her vagina lips as well: “I let her sometimes.”
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'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn Dies In Car Crash

The West Goshen Township Police Department says officers found Dunn's 2007 Porsche 911 GT3 "off the road and in the woods."




Both Dunn and his passenger "died as a result of injuries sustained in the accident." Cops will release more information on the passenger once officials can positively identify the body.
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Cops say "speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident."



An investigation into the crash is ongoing.



As TMZ previously reported, Dunn tweeted a photo of himself drinking with friends hours before the accident.







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'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn Dies In Car Crash

Howard Stern show's writer Benjy Bronk. Bronk was one of the loud men heckling Weiner who resigned on June 16.

The drawn out slow death of Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D-NY) political career was capped off at his final press conference by a New York institution, the Howard Stern show's writer Benjy Bronk.
Bronk was one of the loud men heckling Weiner who resigned on June 16. Kindle, Wi-Fi, Graphite, 6" Display with New E Ink Pearl TechnologyThe NYTimes reported that Howard Stern writer Benjy Bronk was at Thursday's media gathering and interrupted Weiner while he announced he was resigning.
Bronk asked, "Will you maintain your hot physique and smooth sexy chest?"
Bronk told the New York Times, "I didnt go to make moral judgments,
Representative Anthony D. Weiner came to Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, to resign from Congress, and Benjy Bronk came to steal Mr. Weiner’s glory, if it could be called that. Fortunately for Mr. Bronk, no one was checking press credentials at the door.
Midway through Mr. Weiner’s four-minute speech Thursday afternoon and moments after Mr. Weiner had announced his resignation, Mr. Bronk, a writer and performer from “The Howard Stern Show,” leaped from his seat in the crowd and began to heckle the New York congressman, asking crude questions about the now-famous picture of Mr. Weiner wearing gray boxer-briefs.
I went to make comedy ... but I shouldn't have interrupted him, that was wrong. I don't think of Anthony Weiner as a pervert, I think he's a horny guy who handled his thing wrong, and I think the words 'horny guy' are redundant."





 Hecklers shout out, "Goodbye Pervert," as Congressman announces his resignation as a result of lewd photos surfacing on Internet

ANTHONY WEINER PRESS CONFERENCE "WERE YOU FULLY ERECT" Howard Stern's Benjy Bronk reporter pranks press

I knew that was Benjy! I recognize that voice anywhere!

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ERICA THE GYMNAST WANTS $3 MILLION & Erik the Midget wants to be back on the howard stern show ?

ERICA THE GYMNAST WANTS $3 MILLION

ERIC THE MIDGET RETURNS

Howard said Eric the Midget had begun leaving voicemails for the show but was claiming that this didn’t constitute a return to the air - which Eric has sworn he would not do: “[But] he’s still calling into the show. He’s calling in in a different way, that’s all.” In a clip from one of the six voicemails, Eric repeated this claim: “This is not an indication that I’m coming back.” Howard laughed: “You are back, genius...this is one of 6 messages from Eric that day.”

In another message, Eric said he was upset about something Howard said on May 26th--Eric knew the date--about how most country singers having bad voices: “What a dumb topic. Is he boring or what?” Robin wished Eric would engage with the show again: “This is so sad. He’s arguing with the radio..

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Captain Janks Ronnie the limo driver on twitter !

JANKS PRANKS RICKYMAN

Captain Janks called in to boast about pranking Ronnie the Limo Driver’s ‘Hot Chick of the Week’ feature on Twitter, so Ronnie came in to dismiss Janks’ “bologna crap...he has no business calling anyone a dumbass [Ronnie said Janks’ fake profile called him a dumbass, Janks, however, denied this] when he sits home and this is his whole f’ing life.” Ronnie explained that Janks had posed as a hot chick, and once Ronnie had declared her Hot Chick of the Week, switched his avatar’s sexy image to one of Nicole Bass in a bikini.

Ronnie said he quickly corrected the issue, extending the reign of last week’s Hot Chick of the Week, and now thoroughly vetted the coming weeks’ picks. Janks hinted that Ronnie had sent his avatar some embarrassing messages, but Ronnie had nothing to hide: “Nothing inappropriate, dude...put ‘em up!”