MR. SKIN’S 12TH ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS

MR. SKIN’S 12TH ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS

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MR. SKIN’S LATEST SKINNOVATION



Mr. Skin stopped by to announce his 12th annual Anatomy Awards and discuss its latest feature, Playlist, a means of turning search terms like ‘nip slip’ into one long highlight reel: “It’s probably the biggest ‘skinnovation’ we’ve ever had.” Mr. Skin said it now only took seconds to compile “all the times you can see butthole in a movie...back to back to back.”



Howard marveled at the news: “The fact that you’re investing millions in this technology...” But before he could finish, Robin cut in, laughing: “It’s awfully shameful.” Undaunted, Mr. Skin then announced this year’s Anatomy Awards.
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THE ANATOMY AWARDS

Most Niptastic Nips: Milla Jovovich in ‘Stone’



Best Breasts: Jessica Pare in ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’



Best Lesbian Scene: Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in ‘Chloe’



Best Nude Butt: Jessica Alba in ‘The Killer Inside Me’ The Killer Inside Me



Best TV Series: a tie between ‘Boardwalk Empire’ and ‘Spartacus’ The Walking Dead: Season One



Best Glowing Boobs: Lola Davidson in ‘The Caretaker’



Best Child Star Growing Up & Out: Christy Carlson Romano ‘Mirrors 2’



Best Naked & Dead Scene: Christina Ricci in ‘Afterlife’



Best Sex Scene in a Bar: Mary Louise Parker in ‘Weeds’



Most Anticipated Nude Scene: Brooklyn Decker



Best Bikini: Kim Kardashian on ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’



Best Cameltoe: Kiele Sanchez in ‘30 Days of Night’



Best Network Nip Slip: Leven Rambin on ABC’s ‘Scoundrels’



Best BluRay Discovery: Bridgette Bardot in ‘Contempt’--Mr. Skin praised the new technology for enriching the classic film: “We actually found an ass hair...we did a careful analysis at the Skinlab.” Mr. Skin's Skintastic Video Guide: The 501 Greatest Movies for Sex & Nudity on DVD
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