MR. SKIN’S 12TH ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS

MR. SKIN’S 12TH ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS

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MR. SKIN’S LATEST SKINNOVATION



Mr. Skin stopped by to announce his 12th annual Anatomy Awards and discuss its latest feature, Playlist, a means of turning search terms like ‘nip slip’ into one long highlight reel: “It’s probably the biggest ‘skinnovation’ we’ve ever had.” Mr. Skin said it now only took seconds to compile “all the times you can see butthole in a movie...back to back to back.”



Howard marveled at the news: “The fact that you’re investing millions in this technology...” But before he could finish, Robin cut in, laughing: “It’s awfully shameful.” Undaunted, Mr. Skin then announced this year’s Anatomy Awards.
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THE ANATOMY AWARDS

Most Niptastic Nips: Milla Jovovich in ‘Stone’



Best Breasts: Jessica Pare in ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’



Best Lesbian Scene: Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in ‘Chloe’



Best Nude Butt: Jessica Alba in ‘The Killer Inside Me’ The Killer Inside Me



Best TV Series: a tie between ‘Boardwalk Empire’ and ‘Spartacus’ The Walking Dead: Season One



Best Glowing Boobs: Lola Davidson in ‘The Caretaker’



Best Child Star Growing Up & Out: Christy Carlson Romano ‘Mirrors 2’



Best Naked & Dead Scene: Christina Ricci in ‘Afterlife’



Best Sex Scene in a Bar: Mary Louise Parker in ‘Weeds’



Most Anticipated Nude Scene: Brooklyn Decker



Best Bikini: Kim Kardashian on ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’



Best Cameltoe: Kiele Sanchez in ‘30 Days of Night’



Best Network Nip Slip: Leven Rambin on ABC’s ‘Scoundrels’



Best BluRay Discovery: Bridgette Bardot in ‘Contempt’--Mr. Skin praised the new technology for enriching the classic film: “We actually found an ass hair...we did a careful analysis at the Skinlab.” Mr. Skin's Skintastic Video Guide: The 501 Greatest Movies for Sex & Nudity on DVD
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ASPEN RAE, MISS HOWARD TV FEBRUARY




Aspen Rae, Miss HowardTV for the month of February, stopped by to meet the crew and said she was glad to find work--she once was refused a job at In-N-Out Burger. Howard couldn’t understand: “I would fire the whole crew...I would hire her just so I could beat off to her at night.” Aspen said she’s also had trouble finding a guy: “I guess you could call me a lesbian for the last year and a half. I haven’t been with a man in a long time.”



Aspen told the crew she worked as a ‘webcam girl’ to pay her college tuition--but refuses to be a prostitute: “You can watch me f’ myself for $10,000 but that’s where I draw the line.” Howard asked if she often ran into guys who, like JD, enjoy watching her suck on dildos, and Aspen nodded: “I actually have a dildo that I can make come. Like, make it shoot out fake cum.” JD came in to say he wasn’t interested: “I’m not on any sites anymore. Since January.”

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Aspen then jumped on the Sybian and said she was more than familiar with the device: “I have one at home.” Gary asked Aspen if she’d like to remove her bottoms and took over the controls. Aspen displayed remarkable control: “Oh my god. It feels so good...you think I can come right now? You want me to?” Howard nodded (“Do it, baby!”) but Robin was shocked by the result: “Catch her! She’s going to fall!” Aspen later explained: “I have violent orgasms.” Howard laughed: “I was afraid for your life!”

JESSICA HAHN IS TRIM, SOBER



Jessica Hahn stopped by to catch up with the crew and show off her hot new body: “I just lost like 40 pounds.” Howard asked what had happened to Jessica after the last time they spoke--shortly after the death of ‘Married With Howard Stern's Butt Bongo FiestaChildren’ producer Ron Leavitt, her long-time partner--so Jessica said Ron’s death sent her into a downward spiral: “I laid in bed for three years. I was embarrassed because I was gaining weight.”

Jessica explained that Ron’s children immediately turned on her after his death, telling her she had to survive for 60 days before she’d inherit what he had left her: “The very next day, the kids turned off my heat, my electricity, my phones...” Somehow, Ron’s ex-wife even managed to keep Jessica from mourning with the family: “I was prohibited by his [ex-]wife from his funeral.”  howardstern.com

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CHET HAZE ISN’T THAT HOOD wannabe gangsta ?

CHET HAZE ISN’T THAT HOOD


Howard again laughed at the rap career of Chester ‘Chet Haze’ Hanks, Tom Hanks’ eldest son by Rita Wilson, leading Baba Booey to say he’d recently discovered his own son’s dream of rap stardom: “I’ve caught [Jackson] in the bathroom, with the door closed, rapping.”

Gary also said he’d gotten the contact information of Chet’s manager: “It’s his college roommate.” Howard wasn’t interested in speaking with Chet, as he was afraid he’d turn out to be a good kid, but wished his lyrical content covered more honest-Howard Stern vs. Rush Limbaugh-and less ‘hood’--subject matter: “What about ‘Forrest Gump’? Rap about that.” howardsten.com

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Howard started the show saying he was exhausted; he was up til 10pm last night watching the Super Bowl and Tweeting his observations: “I am so busy with that Tweeting.” Howard noted that he’d amassed over 100,000 followers over the weekend--due, in no small part, to the promise of Beth O semi-nude photos--and caught the attention of Twitter administrators: “I was verified. I was like, ‘Thank you’...I don’t even know how that happens.”

...AND TURNS AWAY FROM FACEBOOK



Howard said Twitter was his new favorite social networking site: “I don’t even go on Facebook anymore. I’m done with Facebook.” The difference, Howard felt, was relevance: “Facebook, all of a sudden, looks old to me.” Howard said he didn’t know why he resisted for so long: “Vinnie [Favale] got me started doing it and then I said, ‘Ok. This isn’t so bad’...what can I say? I was wrong.”

Howard laughed at Facebook’s most recent attempt at relevance--a Super Bowl commercial for a car that can update your Facebook status--was laughable: “That sounds like it has more crash potential than DUIs. You don’t want to miss a message from a guy who knew you in 5th grade! And the girl who wouldn’t bang you in high school.” howardstern.com

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Howard again noted that he wasn’t looking forward to his appearance on tonight’s Letterman show: “I really have nothing to talk about.” Vinnie Favale, CBS’ Vice President of Late Night, East Coast, called in tell Howard that he needn’t worry--Letterman’s a huge fan. Back when both Dave and Howard were at NBC, Letterman secretly watched Howard through the windows that looked in on his studio. Howard remembered the staffers crowding around them: “I used to hate those windows.” But Robin was amazed: “Who knew Letterman was one of those guys?”

Howard noted that he’d also been complaining to Beth about Vinnie and the many other hangers-on who will likely crowd his dressing room tonight, so she’d promised not to be one of them: “So I said, ‘Ok.’ And she goes, ‘You don’t want me to go with you?’” Howard said he quickly sidestepped the argument and insisted she come along: “She’s coming. Yeah. She cheers everyone up.” howardstern.com

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Howard announced his plan to join Twitter later today: “I’m going to get on Twitter. Jason’s going to sign me up today...but I’m only going to follow people at first.” Robin expressed disappointment, but everyone else knew Howard wouldn’t be able to resist for long. Gary told Howard to be careful, as he’d recently been hacked by a diet spammer: “I got hacked a couple times but I think I got it fixed.”