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Friday, April 30, 2010
Bubba on TNA, so Hulk explained: "That was a shoot. We have stuff that's a work...a shoot is when it really goes down." Hulk went on to say Bubba was a positive addiction to TNA's talent roster--unlike 'Awesome Kong,' the female wrestler who infamously gave Bubba an off-script/on-camera slap. Howard asked if the name 'Awesome Kong' was latently racist, but Hulk balked: "Brother, I didn't name her that."
Howard wondered if
Hulk's ex-wife, Linda, also had to share the cost of the damage from
their son's car accident, but Hulk explained: "No, no she doesn't. She's
out of the mix. She did some stuff to get herself out of the
situation." Hulk said he was glad to have Linda out of his hair.
Hulk said he was glad
to see Brooke had broken up with '$tack$,' her longtime boyfriend:
"Mismatch, bro. You know, I fought that fight for so long. And Brooke's
21 now. Up until she was 18, I would bluff these guys. But then, you
know, you gotta let these kids make the right choices and hope to God
they make the right choices and that was the wrong choice." Howard asked
if Hulk would've let Brooke marry the guy, but Hulk denied it: "Nah. I
would’ve stepped in and said all that stuff."
Hulk ushered Jennifer,
his fiancée, into the studio and Howard was obviously impressed:
"You're some tomato." Howard hoped Jennifer was willing to sign a
pre-nup, and she nodded: "I'll sign it right here. Right now." Jennifer
told the crew that she and Hulk have a fun private life--but Hulk was
worried about it becoming public: "I love to be naked. He's worried that
people are going to see me."
Howard asked Jennifer what it was like when Hulk mounts her, and she
laughed: "I feel trapped a little bit. I have to totally submit."
Jennifer said things can get really aggressive: "Sometimes…especially if
we drink sake." Hulk said he was really happy with Jennifer, as she
honors his ban on all 'news' and 'entertainment news' TV shows: "I just
don't want to lower the vibe."howardstern.com
Hulk told the crew that his marriage was falling apart when Vh1 approached the family to film 'Hogan Knows Best': "It was already unraveling...I was hoping that if Linda got on camera and Linda became a star, that--that marriage that was unraveling, maybe it would pull us back together...but it didn't. It made it worse." The show's final season is a glimpse into that crumbling marriage: "When we hit Miami, it was pretty much over."
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Pre order from amazon here They Call Me Baba Booey
Lisa G reported that
Gary had sold his memoir, 'They Call Me Baba Booey,' to Random House,
and Howard confirmed the story, saying he'd recently signed off on the
project after Gary promised it'd be about growing up with his mother,
who apparently had some “issues.” Howard said Gary turned out alright
thanks to his father, who once told him, "There's something wrong with
your mom. There's nothing wrong with you." Howard commended Gary's
father: "I thought your father was very wise for doing that."
Gary Dell'Abate (Author), Chad Millman (Author
GARY'S MEMOIR: 'THEY CALL ME BABA BOOEY'
Gary came in to say his shrink has a theory about growing up in the Dell'Abate household: "Every day when you turned the doorknob you didn't know if you were going to be kicked in the teeth emotionally or hugged." Howard laughed: Everything with you is teeth!" Gary said his boyhood home's front door prepared him for working on the show: "It's kind of like opening the door to the studio every day."They Call Me Baba Booey [Hardcover] They Call Me Baba Booey click to Pre order.....
Gary Dell'Abate (Author), Chad Millman (Author
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
TRACEY'S 'HAPPY HOUR' CLOWNS BOOEY
New Jersey Stuff
Gary added that Tracey's need for respect was unbecoming: "She desperately wants affirmation and respect. Desperately." Howard played another clip from the show in which Tracey ranted: "That motherf’er had the audacity to call me into his office to clean out his refrigerator...you want to just slap me on the ass and hand me a five when I leave too? Could you be more f’ing disrespectful? How dare you, you f’ing Adelphi graduate? Treat me like I'm a f’ing piece of shit there to clean your f’ing ass after you shit?"
TRACEY DESTROYS AGAIN!
Later, Tracey came in to say she did tell Gary she wasn't happy being his fridge-cleaner: "I told you how I felt about the refrigerator. We had the conversation. You don't remember it because you don't listen to me."
Tracey also told the crew she'd only aired her grievances with Gary because she was asked to: "I did the first show and I was flat out told by Tim, 'Ok. You need to be angrier. You need to be edgier. You need to do this. This is what we want. This is why we want to do the show.' But then if I'm gonna get f’ed the next day, it's not worth it! I don't need that shit. You make me seek out reasons why and then when I--when I do exactly what you've asked, I'm the f’ing asshole."
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Monday, April 26, 2010
Howard begged off: "I didn't say you were shaky. I can see you're out of it." But Courtney wanted to make an issue of it: "I'm not out of it! I'm not on drugs. I've just got a puffy face because I was crying all night." Courtney said she was in much better condition than her last appearance on the show: "Last time you saw me [was during] what we call the Letterman years and I was on C-R-A-C-K...I'm not ever supposed to say that word. My publicist told me not to say that word...I don't like alcohol and I don't like coke. Pills? Sure."
SHE'S BACK...ON HER BACK
Courtney told the crew she only recently rebooted her sex life: "I didn't f’ anyone for five years...I didn't masturbate! Nothing!" She explained that she'd been celibate in an effort to be more productive: "I disentangled myself from all sexual and romantic relationships so I could make this bloody record."
Courtney revealed that since she’d begun sleeping with an unnamed guy--the same guy who'd ruined her morning somehow: "Because I'm only in town for a minute...[he said]: 'We're having a fight. That means we're too intimate.' What?! We've had like five fights." Courtney blamed the issue on her limited pool of potential sex partners, telling Howard: "You have a huge pool. I have a little teeny espresso cup."
BEDDING A BRITISH SUPERMODEL
Courtney told a story about hooking up with a sexually aggressive supermodel--based on the clues, including a British accent, both Robin and Howard guessed the same name--who'd chased her down in an unnamed Italian city: "I said to myself, 'If you're gonna do it, do it with this one.'" The sex wasn't very good: "I remember that it repulsed me some. The one-on-one-ness of it."
The story, on the other hand, is something she'll be able to tell forever: "I just remember waking up in the morning and looking at this face--I'm not going to say whose it was--but it was so feline and beautiful and I went--and she was asleep--and I said, 'Oh my god. I'm going to have a story to tell my grandsons.'"
SHE'S RICH--BUT BROKE
GAVIN ROSSDALE’S BOOTY CALL
Courtney denied sleeping with Dave Navarro ("We’ve never gotten around to it.") and Mickey Rourke ("God no.") and Blur bassist Alex James: "All I did was spank him." Courtney said she had, however, slept with Bush frontman Gavis Rossdale--while he was dating his now-wife, No Doubt frontwoman Gwen Stefani: "He got good in bed. Something happened. Yeah, Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know. I can't imagine that but--but between point A and point B we were f’ buddies."
Howard asked if Gwen knew Gavin was also sleeping with Courtney, but Courtney's answer was unclear: "She sure does." Courtney said she really valued her relationship with Gavin: "He was an f’buddy in the sense that we didn't have a lot of pressure on each other and--but we did like each other quite a bit."
COURTNEY ON FRANCES BEAN
Howard asked why Courtney was estranged from her daughter, Frances Bean, so Courtney shrugged: "Probably just because she just has to be Frances and it sucks. It's a lot of money. She has no dad. She has a cuckoo-bananas mom." Courtney added that a lot their problems stemmed from Frances' education: "It's not about me it's about the fact that I need her to go to this one school to get into--the--Bard...she's got to go to this other school to get into Bard."
The pair don't talk in person over the phone: "We have spoken in--in--in sort of e-mail." Courtney blamed most of their problems on money-hungry lawyers: "If she didn't have money, this wouldn't be happening."
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
SARAH SILVERMAN CAN'T WIN
SARAH IN THE BEDROOM & AT THE BANK
Howard tried to investigate the sex Sarah enjoyed with her new man, but Sarah only offered a glimpse: "Everyone likes a little--a little smack on the tush." Sarah also joked that they were into racially-motivated roleplay: "We, like, say the N-word a whole bunch."
Howard noted that Sarah had sold her new book for $2.5 million, but Sarah claimed she still hadn't cashed in: "I am the poorest--in the ratio of non-scandal celebrity, I have the least amount of money to the most amount of fame...I'm a quality of life person. I like to do the stuff I like to do. I'd rather make an Internet video on my couch for free than be Jennifer Lopez's friend in a movie."
ON HER BIGGEST FAILURES
Sarah also claimed she didn't 'bomb' at the TED Talks conference, challenging the event's curator, Chris Anderson, to share her speech online: "The guy won't post it. He posted all of the [other] talks but he won't post mine." Sarah said she'd admit if she bombed--but she killed: "I always say when I bomb. I still bomb all the time."
Thursday, April 15, 2010
SO YOUNG-LOOKING, HER FANS MIGHT BE PEDOS
Lupe said the trial was really graphic: "They showed me my videos--sucking and f’ing. I was like, 'What are you doing?' There were so many people there...They show my videos like it was a porno party." Lupe bragged that her testimony had exonerated the man: "In that moment? In that day? They set him free."
ON HER VAGINA & HER PARENTS
GETTING DOWN WITH MISS SPAIN
CELEBRITIES > GYPSIES, ARABS
'I LOVE VIBRATOR!'
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
MEDICATED PETE GIRLFRIEND in studio / Porn megastar Jesse Jane stopped by to promote her new 'party pole'
Howard wondered where Sarah saw Pete working in the future--but Pete jumped in, saying it wouldn't be a desk job, as he's "not a 9 to 5 type of guy." Howard laughed: "Do you really think you're in the position to say you're not a 9-to-5 type of guy?" Pete replied that he hoped to build on what he'd started as a Stern show intern: "I like the entertainment business. I like the radio..either in the radio or in some kind of acting."
MEDICATED PETE'S FIRST TIME
Sarah said she and Pete rarely let a day go by without having sex: "If we don't see each other." Pete nodded, saying he was actually a virgin before Sarah slept with him. Asked to describe their first night, Pete spoke softly: "It was a sexual--sensual experience, you know." Sarah said it started with belly-play: "I was playing with my belly ring and that kind of intrigued him." Pete said Sarah had to help him take off her bra. Sarah laughed: "He had no idea how to."
Sarah reported that Pete had the largest penis of any man she'd been with: "I think he's one of the best kept secrets around here." She added that Pete even managed to hold out--his first time--for nearly "5 to 10" minutes. Howard wondered if Pete wanted to marry Sarah, and Pete demurred: "I'd definitely think about it, yeah." Sarah interjected: "Not right now...we'll see where it goes."
LIVING WITH A TWEAKER
PETE'S RONNIE IMPRESSION REVISITED
Howard wondered why Pete-as-Ronnie was so upset so 'Ronnie' continued: "Because it's Cupcake Wednesday and I can't f’ing take these cupcakes anymore. I'm mean, c'mon! Every f’ing Wednesday. It just gets on my nerves! Get these f’ing things outta here!"
THE HERO MEETS THE PORN STAR
MEDICATED PETE HAS A GIRLFRIENDstopped by to promote her new 'party pole'--and gave Howard an idea. Howard had Buzz come back into studio and told him he wanted to give him something back for his years of service to the country. Buzz thanked Howard: "I came here to talk and whatever happens..." On cue, Jesse removed her top. Buzz was impressed ("Who's got the picture?") and a more than a little smitten: "You ever visit LA? You ever visit Rome?"
A PORN STAR AT HOME
Jesse credited her marriage's strength to the Oklahoma "civilians" they welcome into their bedroom: "I bring a lot of girls home...when I see a hot girl, I just wanna get in her pants." Things are a little trickier when it comes to Jesse's son: "He just found out that I did Playboy...[I'm] kinda preparing him a little bit for it."
JESSE ON FISTING & CHOKING
BANGING TOMMY LEE--IN PUBLIC
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Tila Nguyen (born October 24, 1981), better known by her stage name Tila Tequila, is a Singapore-born singer, model, and television personality. She is known for her appearances in the men's magazines Stuff, Maxim, Penthouse, her role as host of the Fuse TV show featuring performance striptease, Pants-Off Dance-Off and her position as the most popular artist on MySpace (according to page views) circa April 2006. She was raised in Houston, Texas and now lives in Los Angeles, California. Her MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila aired for two seasons Tila Tequila
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Monday, April 12, 2010
DONALD TRUMP ON 'CELEBRITY APPRENTICE'
Donald added that 'Celebrity Apprentice' didn't always have a negative impact on the contestants' careers, citing season 7's runner-up, country singer Trace Adkins, as an example. After his appearance on the show, Trace scored his biggest hit: "He said, 'You know, Mr. Trump, before I met--before I did this show, I couldn't get a ticket to the Country Music Awards. And now I'm hosting them.'"
TRUMP ON JESSE JAMES
Howard wondered how Donald managed to stay faithful--Donald had an answer ready: "You have to be in love with somebody." Donald later added: "It's always good to be busy."