MEDICATED PETE GIRLFRIEND in studio / Porn megastar Jesse Jane stopped by to promote her new 'party pole'

MEDICATED PETE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Howard welcomed Medicated Pete--and his girlfriend Sarah--to the studio: "I can't even believe this!" Pete said he'd never had a girfriend prior to Sarah: "Even I'm taken aback." As Sarah told the crew about meeting Pete on Match.com ("He contacted me."), Pete's Tourettes syndrome took over. Howard had never seen Pete twitch so violently: "You're twitching like a motherf’er!" Sarah said Pete did it all the time: "When he's nervous...he's gotta get in his groove. He wouldn't even sit next to me out there [in the green room]."

Howard wondered where Sarah saw Pete working in the future--but Pete jumped in, saying it wouldn't be a desk job, as he's "not a 9 to 5 type of guy." Howard laughed: "Do you really think you're in the position to say you're not a 9-to-5 type of guy?" Pete replied that he hoped to build on what he'd started as a Stern show intern: "I like the entertainment business. I like the radio..either in the radio or in some kind of acting."

MEDICATED PETE'S FIRST TIME

Sarah said she and Pete rarely let a day go by without having sex: "If we don't see each other." Pete nodded, saying he was actually a virgin before Sarah slept with him. Asked to describe their first night, Pete spoke softly: "It was a sexual--sensual experience, you know." Sarah said it started with belly-play: "I was playing with my belly ring and that kind of intrigued him." Pete said Sarah had to help him take off her bra. Sarah laughed: "He had no idea how to."

Sarah reported that Pete had the largest penis of any man she'd been with: "I think he's one of the best kept secrets around here." She added that Pete even managed to hold out--his first time--for nearly "5 to 10" minutes. Howard wondered if Pete wanted to marry Sarah, and Pete demurred: "I'd definitely think about it, yeah." Sarah interjected: "Not right now...we'll see where it goes."

LIVING WITH A TWEAKER

Howard wondered how Pete could afford to take Sarah out, as he makes zero money as an intern, so Sarah covered for him, saying Pete paid "every now and then. We split back and forth." Pete said he got help from his mom: "My parents are helping me out. They're happy for me." Asked if she'd have dated Pete if he wasn't a radio personality, Sarah admitted that it had definitely helped: "I think because I kinda knew he was a good person before--you know--before. I think that's really what did it."

PETE'S RONNIE IMPRESSION REVISITED

Howard asked Pete to use his Ronnie the Limo Driver impression to discuss his weekend plans: "You know what man I don't know what the f’ is going on this weekend. I have too many f’ing things on my mind right now. It's just like, you know, one thing after another here. I gotta--I gotta spend all this f’ing time doing all this shit."

Howard wondered why Pete-as-Ronnie was so upset so 'Ronnie' continued: "Because it's Cupcake Wednesday and I can't f’ing take these cupcakes anymore. I'm mean, c'mon! Every f’ing Wednesday. It just gets on my nerves! Get these f’ing things outta here!" 

 

THE HERO MEETS THE PORN STAR

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MEDICATED PETE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

stopped by to promote her new 'party pole'--and gave Howard an idea. Howard had Buzz come back into studio and told him he wanted to give him something back for his years of service to the country. Buzz thanked Howard: "I came here to talk and whatever happens..." On cue, Jesse removed her top. Buzz was impressed ("Who's got the picture?") and a more than a little smitten: "You ever visit LA? You ever visit Rome?"

Buzz said he'd soon be visiting Jesse's home state of Oklahoma: "I'll give you my card. You give me your card." Instead, Jesse dropped the rest of her dress--Howard was overjoyed: "Whoa! Where's your panties?" Jesse laughed: "I forgot them." Howard turned to Buzz: "You wouldn't need any Viagra for that." Buzz agreed: "I think you're right about that."

A PORN STAR AT HOME

Jesse told the crew she actually lived somewhat-normal life in Oklahoma with her 10-year-old son and husband, another adult film star: "He does porn and we have an open relationship."

Jesse credited her marriage's strength to the Oklahoma "civilians" they welcome into their bedroom: "I bring a lot of girls home...when I see a hot girl, I just wanna get in her pants." Things are a little trickier when it comes to Jesse's son: "He just found out that I did Playboy...[I'm] kinda preparing him a little bit for it."

JESSE ON FISTING & CHOKING

Jesse said she loved to be aggressive in her scenes--rarely taking a submissive role: "I'm crazy in my scenes...I love a big penis...I like to get f’ed hard." She doesn't do anal on film, but she did recently film an anal-fisting scene with fellow porn star Belladonna: "It might've helped that she kind of has tiny hands...they had to tell me. I knew that something was in my ass, obviously, but I didn't know it was her whole hand."

Howard asked how far Jesse's love of rough sex went, so Jesse explained: "I like to be choked at some point...there's a--like a certain way to choke somebody out and it feels good and like right before you pass out they just let go and you wake up and you actually orgasm harder."

BANGING TOMMY LEE--IN PUBLIC

Irish John called in to ask Jesse about reports that she once had sex with Tommy Lee in a nightclub--in front of everyone--and Jesse confirmed it: "It was I think at the Spider Room maybe or the club that was under it.

And, uh, we went there and we were seeing each other at the time and we were up in the VIP and everybody was down and Paul Oakenfold was spinning and we were just horny and in the moment and I had a dress on with no panties so I lifted my leg up on the bar and we just kind of went at it...we didn't get kicked out, so. howardstern.com