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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
MEDICATED PETE GIRLFRIEND in studio / Porn megastar Jesse Jane stopped by to promote her new 'party pole'
Howard wondered where Sarah saw Pete working in the future--but Pete jumped in, saying it wouldn't be a desk job, as he's "not a 9 to 5 type of guy." Howard laughed: "Do you really think you're in the position to say you're not a 9-to-5 type of guy?" Pete replied that he hoped to build on what he'd started as a Stern show intern: "I like the entertainment business. I like the radio..either in the radio or in some kind of acting."
Sarah said she and Pete rarely let a day go by without having sex: "If we don't see each other." Pete nodded, saying he was actually a virgin before Sarah slept with him. Asked to describe their first night, Pete spoke softly: "It was a sexual--sensual experience, you know." Sarah said it started with belly-play: "I was playing with my belly ring and that kind of intrigued him." Pete said Sarah had to help him take off her bra. Sarah laughed: "He had no idea how to."
Sarah reported that Pete had the largest penis of any man she'd been with: "I think he's one of the best kept secrets around here." She added that Pete even managed to hold out--his first time--for nearly "5 to 10" minutes. Howard wondered if Pete wanted to marry Sarah, and Pete demurred: "I'd definitely think about it, yeah." Sarah interjected: "Not right now...we'll see where it goes."
Howard wondered why Pete-as-Ronnie was so upset so 'Ronnie' continued: "Because it's Cupcake Wednesday and I can't f’ing take these cupcakes anymore. I'm mean, c'mon! Every f’ing Wednesday. It just gets on my nerves! Get these f’ing things outta here!"
Jesse credited her marriage's strength to the Oklahoma "civilians" they welcome into their bedroom: "I bring a lot of girls home...when I see a hot girl, I just wanna get in her pants." Things are a little trickier when it comes to Jesse's son: "He just found out that I did Playboy...[I'm] kinda preparing him a little bit for it."