BEDBUGS STRIKE HOWARD'S LIMO ?

DID SAL SPANK TO ROBIN'S BRAS?

Gary reported that Sal may have masturbated to Robin's bras last week--he was locked in the staff bathroom with them for a while last Wednesday: "Robin's bras were hanging in the bathroom...and he was in there for 15 minutes."



Sal denied all charges: "That's crazy. No. I even told Ronnie. I have stomach problems. I took a shit...the way they [the bras] dangle, they don't look good." Robin was relieved: "I'm glad he doesn't want to jerk off to them."

ATTACK OF THE BUGS

Howard revealed that today's show had actually been cancelled over the weekend due to the discovery of bedbugs in the Sirius XM offices. However, the company acted fast: "We received treatments here and supposedly we're 100% bedbug-free. The only place in New York City that probably is 100% bedbug-free." Howard regretted the veracity of the treatment--a doubt he knew might be irrational: "You know how paranoid I am about bedbugs."

Howard blamed anti-DDT environmentalists for the bedbug epidemic, saying the insects weren't a problem when DDT was still widely-used: "Now they're back! Because of hippies with their goddamn DDT-inhibition!" Howard began suffering a psychosomatic itch: "All I know is I'm scratching every minute...I just wish our contract was done and we could get out of here." As a result, Howard shortened the day's show: "My new routine is: as soon as the show's over, I get out of here."
 
THE BEDBUGS STRIKE HOWARD'S LIMO




As per Beth's suggestion, Ronnie had a bedbug-detecting beagle check Howard's limo and reported the bad news late in the show: "You can't go in your limo. The dog was just in there. He--two spots he picked--she picked, I should say." Ronnie signaled something else as well, leading Howard to complain: "You realize Ronnie also has to talk to me off the air? He has to tell me something even worse!" Howard later demanded Sirius XM provide him with a mask, helmet and full-body haz-mat suit: "I want it to cover my shoes all the way up to my neck." HOWARDSTERN.COM

Bed Bugs invade the howard stern studio at the sirius building ?

New York City's bed bug investation appears to have affected the Sirius XM Radio Inc. headquarters, according to employees at the company.




A sign (pictured above) posted by Opie on Twitter sparked speculation about the shock jocks contract negotiations, but from what we hear - it's about the bugs.



New York City has been dealing with a bed bugs problem, and recently everyone from President Bill Clinton to the New York Public Library has been dealing with the critters.

LITTLE LUPE RETURNS Lupe Fuentes Super Pooosey movie video has her own website

fleLITTLE LUPE RETURNS LITTLE LUPE IS TIGHTER THAN EVER Little Lupe stopped by and immediately started eyeing Robin--when Howard asked if she had a crush, Lupe was confused: "What is crush?" Howard explained and Lupe nodded: "I like her. She is hot." Howard noted that Lupe was originally invited back to the show so Sybian inventor Dave Lambert could administer one of his creepily-guided Sybian rides, but Dave (an 80-plus-year-old man) broke his hip after falling from a horse. Lupe was unsympathetic: "He is scared of me. He doesn't have balls...how can he fall from a hooker?" Howard laughed: "Not a hooker--a horse!" Howard thought Lupe's body was looking "tighter than ever," so she credited her hour-a-day running regimen, adding that she's often chased by on-lookers: "They chase me! Yes. They try to--yeah. I say, 'No. I'm running.'" Lupe said she was once running with a friend and pulled ahead: "Some Mexican guys from the park? They thought he was chasing me...and then we just f’ed." Lupe said f’ing outdoors was fun but uncomfortable: "When you lay down in the grass, everything start itching." LUPE BANGS A FATTY Lupe said she recently began hooking up with a fat girl--which is not usually her preference: "I never go for personality." Both Lupe and her fiancé, Biohazard frontman-turned-porn star Evan Seinfeld, hooked up with the girl: "We f’ed her. We f’ the shit out of her." Lupe admitted she didn't understand why she was attracted: "Like, so fat...I liked it. I don't understand myself. I am completely shocked. And the worst part is I keep doing it. I can't get enough of the fat one!" ON GYPSIES, BOOKS & THE TICKLE CHAIR Howard asked if Lupe had ever banged a black guy, and she said she had not but was willing to--she'll bang any hot guy who's not a gypsy: "I don't like gypsies. Gypsies are like the worst." Howard then asked Lupe to sit in The Tickle Chair, and while she was resistant at first ("No! I gonna pee on myself! This is not sexy."), she eventually let Gary strap her in: "He tickle so bad!" Gary laughed that Lupe was so small, the restraints wouldn’t keep her hands locked down. Asked if she ever read, Lupe shrugged: "Books? Listen, nobody read books anymore. Books are boring...I don't understand people that read." Howard played along, saying "Books are for fat guys." Lupe agreed: "Ugly people." Lupe said she other interests, like Manga comics and dancing: "I am really good dancer. I dance all over the country." EVAN SEINFELD MOVES ON Evan Seinfeld then came in to say life was much better with Lupe than his ex, porn star Tera Patrick: "She became very asexual." Evan said he'd anticipated a swinging sex life when he married Tera: "That's what I thought the deal was. But she was really trying to just get me alone so she could complain to me." Evan didn't miss her at all: "There was a lot of drama.











 That girl is a handful." EVAN AND LUPE TO MARRY SOON Evan and Lupe then announced they were planning to marry within the next couple of months. Lupe planned to wear white: "I was thinking to make it bikini wedding!" Howard asked Lupe if she planned to convert to Judaism, but Lupe misunderstood: "Jewish make good husband." Evan credited Lupe with his renewed health and happiness: "[She's] why I look younger and feel great." Lupe nodded: "Because he has young pussy. It's true." Lupe detailed why she'd make a great wife: "I bring home girls. I cook. I take care of my dogs. I look hot and I work out. I don't complain." Evan said Lupe's 4'9" 78lb-frame kept things interesting, showing the crew a "piggyfront," a means of carrying her "on the street." Howard was disturbed: "You hold her like a baby!" Evan shrugged: "Yeah but I'm caressing her buttcheeks." howardstern.com

LESLIE MARIE SANTA MISS HOWARDTV OCTOBER / GARY IS GOING ON DAVID LETTERMAN

LESLIE MARIE SANTA MISS HOWARDTV OCTOBER




Leslie Marie Santa, Miss HowardTV for the month of October, stopped by and showed off her 5'4", 98lb frame: "I kind of stopped growing in 8th grade." Howard laughed: "You're like a little kid--almost. With big giant jugs."



Leslie said she liked to put said jugs to good use ("I cook topless a lot.") and was always ready to go: "If I'm not in the mood, I'm not going to shut it down. I'll still do things for him...I just like to please my man."

MIDGETS MAKE HER PASS OUT



Leslie revealed that she passed out whenever she saw a midget: "That's been happening to me since I was little and I don't really know why...it's not like I'm trying to be an asshole. I don't know why." Howard thought Leslie posed a danger to others ("Can you drive a car? What if you see a midget while you're driving?") and got Eric the Midget on the line to ask what he thought. Eric was annoyed: "Why do you have to put me on now?"



While Eric was on the line, Leslie looked around fearfully: "He better not be here...I don't want to see him walking around like that little Oompa Loompa walk." Howard thought Leslie needed to confront her fear like G. Gordon Liddy, who overcame his mortal fear of rats by eating one: "You have to eat a midget." Both Leslie and Eric refused. Fred laughed that Leslie was almost too good to be true: "Everything sounds perfect. She must have a cock."
BABA BOOEY TO DO LETTERMAN.  HOWARD STERN.COM




Lisa G reported that Gary had been booked to appear on Letterman to promote 'They Call Me Baba Booey.' Gary was very excited about the news: "It's a big booking, man. It's huge." Howard wondered how Letterman would introduce Gary: "Ladies and gentleman, here's a guy nobody cares about. He's written a book about himself." Gary laughed: "I spent the whole weekend thinking about what he's going to talk to me about, and I couldn't come up with anything."

After riffing on the bomb-potential of the segment for a while, Howard changed his mind, saying he thought Gary's segment might go well: "One thing Gary's not short on is words." But Howard and Fred still doubted whether Gary's book was any good. Gary bristled: "Was every single page in your book gold, Howard?" Howard admitted Gary had a point--an irrelevant one: "But I'm Howard."