Miss Howard TV

MISS HOWARDTV IS A "MASSEUSE GIRL" The latest Miss HowardTV, Becky Wunder, stopped by and told the crew she worked as a "masseuse girl" at Rick's Caberet, meaning she does not disrobe - she wears a minidress and rubs you down (but not down there). Artie took one look at her ass and became despondent: "I gotta get outta here." Howard laughed that HowardTV's Mike Gange was so in love with Becky, he'd been hanging around her more than necessary. Ronnie came in to report that Gange had also arranged a video shoot with Becky at Rick's last Friday - and then bought her dinner. Gange came in to say he was just doing his job, but Howard was doubtful, saying Gange should just ask her out directly: "I mean, [otherwise] he becomes a friend. Right, Becky?" THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE, ROBIN After hearing the new Black Eyed Peas single, Howard invited Becky back to the studio to show Robin how the strippers dance at Rick's

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Sal Droping Loads ?

RICHARD TAKES A LOAD ON HIS BACK Howard learned that Richard had offered to blow a guy if the show would book "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane, so Richard came in to say he was exaggerating: "Can't I just drink my own pee." Howard thought it would be better if Richard agreed to let a man blow a load on his back. Richard asked Robin for advice: "What's it feel like Robin? What if he shoots ropes and it gets all in my hair and stuff?" After a little debate, Richard agreed to let porn star Nick Manning drop a load on his back in a nearby hotel room: "Seth MacFarlane, I'm doing this for you, buddy." Later, Richard decided that he'd feel safer if his partner, Sal, were the load-dropper. Howard asked if it would be too weird for Richard to take a moneyshot from his comedy partner, but Richard didn't think so: "I'll be face down." Sal, on the other hand, was not wild about the idea.came in to complain that "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane was booked before he promised to take a load on his back: "I'm very gullible." Howard admitted that Seth was booked - but unless Richard goes through with the stunt, Seth will be turned away at the door. Sal followed Richard in to say a Howardstern.com poll proved that he wasn't the fan's choice to the load-dropper to Richard's load-dropee: "Technically I lost the poll...52% don't want me to do it." Howard didn't care what the poll indicated or what Sal wanted and instructed him to go through with the stunt anyway. Sal tried a different tack, speculating that he wouldn't be able to get hard with dudes all around him. Gary came in to remind Sal how often he'd encouraged others to be a "team player," so Sal said he'd think about it. Richard also offered to let Sal use his MyView glasses so his field of vision would be filled with his favorite porn during the stunt.

Flo Rida rain storm

FLO RIDA RETURNS IN A BLIZZARD LOOK AT THAT ASS, HOWARD Rapper Flo Rida and his buddy, 4Mill, stopped by perform his latest #1 single, "Round and Round," and told Howard he made music for "the hot sexy ladies with the bottoms." Flo Rida said "Round and Round" wasn't - like Howard thought - about oral sex, but rather stripper poles. Flo Rida then ushered two strippers, Ebony and Yasmin, into the studio to dance during his performance. Flo said he chose the girls for their particular talents: "Turn around. Look at that ass, Howard." Howard was blown away: "You could hurt me with that thing." FLO RIDA PERFORMS "ROUND AND ROUND" Before his performance, Flo Rida pulled out a bag of $10,000 in singles and handed out wads to Howard and the crew. Flo told them to make it rain - or as he calls it now, snow. Flo then performed "Round and Round" as Howard and Artie threw cash around the studio and the strippers booty-clapped. When they were through, Howard laughed that Benjy took his pants off during the song. Benjy explained: "I wanted to make it rain."