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Medicated Pete's awful date with Dynah P.5 - 18 November 2009 - Howard Stern Show

Howard got Dynah on the phone and invited Medicated Pete into the studio so they could recap their date. Dynah sounded disappointed: "It was really tough." Howard asked Pete if he thought it went well, and Pete shrugged: "I thought so. Maybe I'm not seeing it properly. I kinda had reservations. I don't know. I can't--I can't really put my finger on it." Howard said he'd heard audio of the date and Pete's big mistake was not asking Dynah any questions: "You couldn't have been any less interested in her." Howard thought Pete should've at least asked about her schooling, and Dynah agreed: "It would've been great conversation." Pete confessed: "I was just so nervous...it didn't go well." Howard thought Pete could use a little practice, so he had him try to talk with Miss HowardTV, Reby Sky to get comfortable. Reby asked Pete about himself and he reported: "I'm a guy that likes to chill out, go look at uh-at uh sporting events and stuff." Pete then asked Reby: "You like to hang out and stuff?" Howard laughed that he needed to be more specific, so Pete tried again--but sounded too aggressive: "So what made you become a Giants chick? Why do you like the Giants?"

N.Y. Gaints Girl - Miss Howard TV November ( Reby Sky )

MISS HOWARD TV NOVEMBER: REBY SKY welcomed Miss HowardTV December to the studio and introduced her as Reby (short for Rebecca) Sky. Artie was smitten: "That's the hottest chick we've ever had up here." Howard noted that Reby was a lesbian, but Reby took issue: "I wouldn't call myself lesbian but I'm definitely bisexual." Howard disagreed, citing her committed, two-year relationship with another model as proof: "That's pretty lesbo." After learning she'd once been dumped by a 49-year-old dude, Howard wondered: "Why wouldn't he commit to you? You must be nuts." Reby admitted she had a screw loose: "I'm really jealous. That must've played a part in it." Robin was surprised: "She seems so sweet and normal here but she must be hell on wheels the second she walks out that door." howardstern.com

Medicated Pete Dating Game

THE MEDICATED PETE DATING SHOW Howard welcomed Medicated Pete to the studio and had him sit down next to the three Dating Show contestants: Dynah, Chris and Lila. Howard first addressed Dynah, asking if she was troubled by Pete’s tendency to shoot in his pants during strip club visits. Dynah shrugged: “It could be a little daunting, you know.” Dynah said she suffered from Friedreich’s Ataxia, a degenerative disease that’s left her in a wheelchair. Howard asked if she’d ever encountered anyone who had wheelchair fetish, and she nodded (“It kinda trips me out a little.”), explaining that pictures of herself get a lot of hits on the Internet – particularly the ones of her wearing flip-flops: “It’s the combination of the feet and the chair.” A WHEELCHAIR WON’T STOP HER Dynah claimed her disability didn’t hinder her in the bathroom: “Sometimes I might have trouble balancing in certain positions.” Howard then gave Pete an opportunity to ask a question – so Pete asked: “What’s your thinking about me so far?” Dynah replied: “You seem pretty cool…but you seem like you need to be coaxed out of your shell a little.” Pete was typically effusive: “Sounds good.” A BIG EX-CON WITH BIG BOOBS Chris, the second contestant, said she was an ex-con: “I got out July 3rd.” Howard observed that Chris was a large woman, leading Chris to explain: “I put on a lot of weight in jail. All they do is feed you carbs.” Howard thought she’d be perfect for Pete if he was a breast man, and Pete continued to break ground: “I actually am into breasts.” Chris said she was convicted for stealing funds from her employer: “I was in charge of the books and I had a big gambling problem…I would write checks to myself and put ‘em in – put ‘em in my account.” For his question, Pete asked what Riker’s Island was like, and Chris said it was “rough” but dorm-like: “Some of them were hostile toward me ‘cause – ‘cause I’m white.” Chris told the crew she like giving oral sex more than receiving it, prompting Artie to joke: “Pete, your dreamboat has docked.” Howard appreciated Chris’ perspective, saying he knew a lot of women who liked giving oral more than receiving: “Especially when I’m the one giving it.” AND FINALLY, MINI JENNY Howard then turned to the final contestant, Lila: “You look like Jenny McCarthy but you’re a ‘little person’ as they say.” Lila was surprised, claiming Howard was the first person to tell her that. Lila said she was excited to meet Pete, as she didn’t have sex very much – but had gotten lucky the other day: “Sunday was my birthday.” Lila went on to say she was very sexual: “I’m uninhibited. I’m very comfortable.” Howard wondered how a normal-sized man like Pete would match up with Lila in bed, so Lila admitted her vagina was in for it: “It’s little. Yeah. It’s just – the angles and stuff can be a little difficult...but I do like the feeling of a man on top of me.” AND THE ROSE GOES TO… Pete then announced: “Ladies and gentleman, I give the rose to Dynah!” Asked why he picked her, Pete explained: “I feel I have a connection with her.” Dynah felt the same way: “I’m really excited.” Howard laughed that Pete looked smitten, and Robin agreed: “They look really cute together Howard complained that Scott the Engineer's intern, Pete, was always in the hall staring at him when he left the studio. Pete came in to say he was just manning the daily recording of the show on CD a task that requires him to tend to machines stationed in the hall so Howard demanded the machines be moved. Jon Hein, whose desk is right behind the machines, appreciated the move, as Pete's Tourettes syndrome keeps him tapping on the walls: "It's like mice are running around. But he can't help it." While Pete was in-studio, Howard asked if he was well enough to show off his karaoke skills. Pete grabbed a mic and belted out a hilarious version of Purple Rain as Howard laughed: "He's turning pu...

Robin going to Guatemala ?

CHARITY OF THE VAGINA Howard learned that Robin was hosting an event for her painter friend and that half the proceeds would go to charity, leading everyone to speculate that Robin was banging the painter. Howard joked that the charity was really her vagina: "Isn't that that guy you hang around with?" Robin confirmed it was Brendan, a guy she let sit in for the news recently: "He's a friend of mine." Howard laughed: "I'll bet." NEXT STOP: GUATEMALA? Robin claimed the charity was very real--it funds girls schools in Central America--and added that she'd also be visiting Guatemala to survey an area she was working to improve: "I wanna see people that go through this." Howard was shocked Robin would put herself at risk and referenced her minutes-long trip to India: "You're gonna fly into Guatemala and you're gonna freak out." Robin shrugged off comparisons to her aborted Indian trip: "I was trying to have a regular vacation." Howard laughed at the idea of 'regular vacation,' and continued to speculate that there was more at work ("Are you in love with that guy?" and later, "Are you angling to adopt?") but Robin stonewalled him. Howard went on to attack the event's confusing invitation: "I couldn't tell what you were doing. I swear. It was very involved." howardstern.com

HOWARD TRASHES Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band "Waiting for D Train" 5 nov 2009 Jimmy Fallon Show

MEG GRIFFIN REVIEWS YOKO Howard got Meg Griffin on the line to review Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon's recent performance of “Waiting for the D Train” on the Jimmy Fallon show and asked for a straight answer: "Do you like that?" Meg was honest, saying it was noteworthy only because Yoko and Sean were the performers: "No...something like that, I might play for people for the same purpose that you just played it for me." Meg added that Howard might actually get along with Yoko, as they both love John Lennon, but Howard dismissed the idea – along with the notion of Yoko's talent. Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band "Waiting for D Train" live 5 nov 2009 Jimmy Fallon Show

Who will be your daddy ?

STERN SHOW SPERM BANK Will said he'd rather get a sperm donation from a family member than adopt: "I have a brother. I have uncles." Howard was horrified: "Don't do that. Go to a sperm bank and ask for the smartest good-looking guy...there's basic sibling rivalry...you don't want to be thinking that every time your brother comes over...you come to me before you decide anything. I mean privately." Howard again offered a semen sample, and Will considered it: "Lemme think about that. I'll get back to you." Howard cited JD as the staffer whose semen sample he'd personally be least-likely to use: "But you know what? I would take JD over Benjy. Because Benjy is disturbing. I'm worried about him." Howard also reconsidered taking JD before a couple others: "I would take JD before Sal or Richard? Am I crazy?" WHOSE BABY COULDN'T YOU RAISE? Howard eventually reversed position, with one complaint: "I think JD could be kind of a cool guy. There's just no way he's gonna get rid of that personality." Artie cited Richard as the last staffer he'd ask (besides himself): "Maybe it's just because I'm a city-slicker and arrogant." Howard couldn't decide: "Richard. Or maybe Sal. That's a tough one." Fred picked Jason, citing his looks: "It's not that he's ugly. It's the overweight issue. It's the excessive hair." Jason came in to agree with Fred, citing his hirsute physique – even stripping off his shirt to show the crew his hairy back. Fred was disgusted: "It's like a sweater." Howard noticed that Jason had a little pattern baldness on his back, so Jason explained that it had never grown back after his first back-waxing treatment. Howard then pointed to the bald spot on Jason's head: "They should take the hair off your back and put it on your head." howardstern.com