STRIPPER IDOL CONTESTANT #1
Howard announced the start of the Stripper Idol competition and welcomed Ava, the first contestant, who told Howard she came over from Russia a year ago. Howard asked, "Were you kidnapped?" Ava denied it: "I came here [on] vacation and never came back."
Robin joked that she must've previously worked as a doctor in Russia, leading Ava to reply: "Actually, I was a journalist...I was always write about fashion." Robin asked if she liked being a stripper more, but Ava shrugged: "It's so different."
Howard told Ava, "You've got some body on you," but the phrase didn't translate for her: "Somebody on me?" Ava then sang "New York, New York" and her accent mangled some of the lines: "King of the heeeel!"
Robin gave Ava a 6: "The singing was ok." Sam gave her a 4: "She obviously learned the song phonetically." Fred only gave her a 5: "Because there was no nudity." Artie went with an 8: "She's manlier than Adam Lambert." Howard also gave her an 8.
JULIANNA, STRIPPER IDOL CONTESTANT #2
The second contestant, Julianna, said she immigrated from Kyrgyzstan two years ago. Sam joked: "How big was the box?" Julianna then stripped down for her performance of the Kyrgyzstan national anthem - but Artie gave her a 10 before she even started:
"Those are the best tits I've ever seen." Robin gave her a 6: "It was a moving rendition." Sam went with a 5 and Fred an 8: "Since she got topless." Howard also gave her an 8.
Artie stayed with the 10 he gave Julianna initially and recited an impromptu poem he'd written for her:
"Me and you would have a brilliant lifeplan. For you, I'd move to Kyrgyzstan. Even though I look like I have the shits, I'd marry you and your perfect tits."The third (and only American) contestant, Stacy, said she had a degree in biology from the University of Central Florida but got into stripping for "money and fun." Stacy sang - or really, talked - a deadpan version of Lady Gaga's “Pokerface."
Robin gave her a 5: "I can't rate you higher than the other singers." Sam gave her a 9 and Fred gave her a 7: "[But] on nipples alone she should be a 10." Artie waffled, eventually settling on an 8: "I see a big future for her in the Blowing Me industry." Howard also gave her an 8.
HERE SHE IS, MISS STRIPPER IDOL
After tie-breaking votes from Artie and Robin, Howard awarded Julianna the title of Stripper Idol. Julianna gracefully thanked Rick's Cabaret and the show and again sang the Kyrzygstan national anthem.
howardstern.com
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Stripper Idol
STRIPPER IDOL CONTESTANT #1
Howard announced the start of the Stripper Idol competition and welcomed Ava, the first contestant, who told Howard she came over from Russia a year ago. Howard asked, "Were you kidnapped?" Ava denied it: "I came here [on] vacation and never came back."
Robin joked that she must've previously worked as a doctor in Russia, leading Ava to reply: "Actually, I was a journalist...I was always write about fashion." Robin asked if she liked being a stripper more, but Ava shrugged: "It's so different."
Howard told Ava, "You've got some body on you," but the phrase didn't translate for her: "Somebody on me?" Ava then sang "New York, New York" and her accent mangled some of the lines: "King of the heeeel!"
Robin gave Ava a 6: "The singing was ok." Sam gave her a 4: "She obviously learned the song phonetically." Fred only gave her a 5: "Because there was no nudity." Artie went with an 8: "She's manlier than Adam Lambert." Howard also gave her an 8.
JULIANNA, STRIPPER IDOL CONTESTANT #2
The second contestant, Julianna, said she immigrated from Kyrgyzstan two years ago. Sam joked: "How big was the box?" Julianna then stripped down for her performance of the Kyrgyzstan national anthem - but Artie gave her a 10 before she even started:
"Those are the best tits I've ever seen." Robin gave her a 6: "It was a moving rendition." Sam went with a 5 and Fred an 8: "Since she got topless." Howard also gave her an 8.
Artie stayed with the 10 he gave Julianna initially and recited an impromptu poem he'd written for her:
"Me and you would have a brilliant lifeplan. For you, I'd move to Kyrgyzstan. Even though I look like I have the shits, I'd marry you and your perfect tits."The third (and only American) contestant, Stacy, said she had a degree in biology from the University of Central Florida but got into stripping for "money and fun." Stacy sang - or really, talked - a deadpan version of Lady Gaga's “Pokerface."
Robin gave her a 5: "I can't rate you higher than the other singers." Sam gave her a 9 and Fred gave her a 7: "[But] on nipples alone she should be a 10." Artie waffled, eventually settling on an 8: "I see a big future for her in the Blowing Me industry." Howard also gave her an 8.
HERE SHE IS, MISS STRIPPER IDOL
After tie-breaking votes from Artie and Robin, Howard awarded Julianna the title of Stripper Idol. Julianna gracefully thanked Rick's Cabaret and the show and again sang the Kyrzygstan national anthem.
howardstern.com
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