A CRESTFALLEN JASON COMES IN THIRD
Jason--the guy most had picked to win--beat Richard by only one point. Howard told Jason he shouldn’t be upset by the number (118) but that his rival had bested him: "Jason, you're not smarter than Scott DePace." Scott was laughing his ass off: "I'm so happy!" Jason was crushed: "Oh no. I'm not upset by the number...I wanted to win. I really did."
Howard asked if Jason would up his anti-depressant dosage to deal with the loss, but Jason said his doctor wouldn't allow it: "I can't! I'm already maxed out." Jason said he stood no chance at being competitive in any other staff contest: "This is it. There can't be another contest I could win. I came in second in the weight loss contest, I came in second in the trivia contest yesterday." Howard empathized: "I feel so bad for Jason, I'm going to have a hairy back contest."
THE WINNER IS...
Howard said the final two contestants, Gary and Scott DePace, had scored close--121 and 122. When Howard revealed that Scott was the winner, he screamed: "YEAH! God, why didn't you guys talk me out of this! SUCK IT!"
Robin was disappointed: "This is what everybody was afraid of." Jon Hein came in with the betting results, reporting that Gary had won $900, Scott was up $500, Howard was down $350 and Robin lost $500.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
MEDICATED PETE RETURNS
MEDICATED PETE RETURNS
Medicated Pete stopped by and started singing along to his intro music: Prince's 'Purple Rain.' Howard was mock-impressed: "You're doing good…Robin’s disrobing. I like it. Very tortured." Pete told the crew that his life post-Stern Show internship had returned to the same boring routine it was before. He now heads to the library "every one o'clock" and hangs out for hours on end.
Howard asked Pete to outline his typical day, so Pete confessed that he sleeps until "elevenish," eats breakfast and walks to the library, where he works on his resume: "It's not my designated computer section but..." Pete said there was a 3-hour time limit on computer use at his library, so he usually takes a lunch break and "come back for the afternoon session."
PETE'S GIRLFRIEND PAYS FOR EVERYTHING
Pete said he was still dating his girlfriend, Sarah, and crashing at her house, and would consider marrying her one day: "That's a down the line kind of thing." Sarah came in to say her parents were confused by her relationship with Pete: "They haven't said it but I think they are." Howard asked if Pete was the greatest guy she's ever dated, and she nodded: "In bed, yes. He's got a little growing up to do...he needs to find a job."
Sarah continued to complain about Pete's joblessness: "I pay for everything." Robin asked if Pete stayed at her place every night, and Sarah confirmed it, adding that he didn't come over so much as she went to fetch him: "I have to go pick him up." Howard was happy to see Pete in a 'normal' relationship: "Look at you! You're like a normal guy. You've got a woman nagging you."
PETE'S CLOCK IS TICKING
Sarah told the crew that she doubted Pete would make a great husband--or father: "I can't even leave him home alone. I get home and the house is trashed...he needs guidance and he needs to take initiative." Sarah said she avoids talking about his employment status with her family: "I would hope by the end of summer, he could find something...it's embarrassing when people ask me, 'What does he do?'" Pete knew what that meant: "The clock is ticking." howardstern.com
Medicated Pete stopped by and started singing along to his intro music: Prince's 'Purple Rain.' Howard was mock-impressed: "You're doing good…Robin’s disrobing. I like it. Very tortured." Pete told the crew that his life post-Stern Show internship had returned to the same boring routine it was before. He now heads to the library "every one o'clock" and hangs out for hours on end.
Howard asked Pete to outline his typical day, so Pete confessed that he sleeps until "elevenish," eats breakfast and walks to the library, where he works on his resume: "It's not my designated computer section but..." Pete said there was a 3-hour time limit on computer use at his library, so he usually takes a lunch break and "come back for the afternoon session."
PETE'S GIRLFRIEND PAYS FOR EVERYTHING
Pete said he was still dating his girlfriend, Sarah, and crashing at her house, and would consider marrying her one day: "That's a down the line kind of thing." Sarah came in to say her parents were confused by her relationship with Pete: "They haven't said it but I think they are." Howard asked if Pete was the greatest guy she's ever dated, and she nodded: "In bed, yes. He's got a little growing up to do...he needs to find a job."
Sarah continued to complain about Pete's joblessness: "I pay for everything." Robin asked if Pete stayed at her place every night, and Sarah confirmed it, adding that he didn't come over so much as she went to fetch him: "I have to go pick him up." Howard was happy to see Pete in a 'normal' relationship: "Look at you! You're like a normal guy. You've got a woman nagging you."
PETE'S CLOCK IS TICKING
Sarah told the crew that she doubted Pete would make a great husband--or father: "I can't even leave him home alone. I get home and the house is trashed...he needs guidance and he needs to take initiative." Sarah said she avoids talking about his employment status with her family: "I would hope by the end of summer, he could find something...it's embarrassing when people ask me, 'What does he do?'" Pete knew what that meant: "The clock is ticking." howardstern.com
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: The Tape That Could Destroy Mel: "No One Will Believe You", He Says After She Charges: "You Hit The Baby" | RadarOnline.com
EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: The Tape That Could Destroy Mel: "No One Will Believe You", He Says After She Charges: "You Hit The Baby" | RadarOnline.com
t is the audio tape that could destroy Mel Gibson.
The Hollywood star is accused by Oksana Grigorieva of hitting her and their infant daughter in an explosive argument recorded on tape, obtained and released exclusively by RadarOnline.com.
“You hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication,” Oksana tells him on the newly released tape.
And Mel, raging at Oksana, is caught on audio telling her: “I want my child, and no one will believe you.”
PHOTOS: Celebrity Racist Rants
It may be the most damaging tape against Mel yet. RadarOnline.com has released five other audio portions with Mel spewing vile, racist rants, threatening Oksana and telling her she “f*cking deserved it” after she complained that he hit her.
But this, the sixth excerpt released exclusively by RadarOnline.com, may have the most serious consequences for Gibson, as a criminal investigation has been launched against him while he and Oksana battle in court for custody of their eight-month-old daughter Lucia. An investigation by the Department of Children and Family Services is also ongoing.
PHOTOS: Oksana Through The Years
In the crucial part of the newly released tape, Oksana refers to January 6, the night she alleges Mel punched her in the face and damaged her two upper front teeth.
RadarOnline.com was first to report that Oksana told law enforcement authorities she was holding Lucia, who was two months old, when Mel punched her. And RadarOnline.com broke the news on Thursday that Oksana says she has a photograph of the baby with a bruise on her face after the incident.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: See The First Photos of Mel and Oksana In a Passionate Embrace On The Beach
In this new tape, Oksana refers to that incident and tells Mel that there is something wrong with him and he needs medication. This is the recorded dialogue after she says that:
Oksana: You cannot raise the child with these symptoms.
Mel: What?
Oksana: You’re acting as a crazy man right now and you have been for many, many months. And you hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.”
Mel: You need a f*cking kick up the a** for being a b*tch, c*nt, gold digging whore! With a p*ssy son! And I want my child, and no one will believe you! So f*ck you!”
The Hollywood star is accused by Oksana Grigorieva of hitting her and their infant daughter in an explosive argument recorded on tape, obtained and released exclusively by RadarOnline.com.
“You hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication,” Oksana tells him on the newly released tape.
And Mel, raging at Oksana, is caught on audio telling her: “I want my child, and no one will believe you.”
PHOTOS: Celebrity Racist Rants
It may be the most damaging tape against Mel yet. RadarOnline.com has released five other audio portions with Mel spewing vile, racist rants, threatening Oksana and telling her she “f*cking deserved it” after she complained that he hit her.
But this, the sixth excerpt released exclusively by RadarOnline.com, may have the most serious consequences for Gibson, as a criminal investigation has been launched against him while he and Oksana battle in court for custody of their eight-month-old daughter Lucia. An investigation by the Department of Children and Family Services is also ongoing.
PHOTOS: Oksana Through The Years
In the crucial part of the newly released tape, Oksana refers to January 6, the night she alleges Mel punched her in the face and damaged her two upper front teeth.
RadarOnline.com was first to report that Oksana told law enforcement authorities she was holding Lucia, who was two months old, when Mel punched her. And RadarOnline.com broke the news on Thursday that Oksana says she has a photograph of the baby with a bruise on her face after the incident.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: See The First Photos of Mel and Oksana In a Passionate Embrace On The Beach
In this new tape, Oksana refers to that incident and tells Mel that there is something wrong with him and he needs medication. This is the recorded dialogue after she says that:
Oksana: You cannot raise the child with these symptoms.
Mel: What?
Oksana: You’re acting as a crazy man right now and you have been for many, many months. And you hit me, and you hit her (Lucia) while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.”
Mel: You need a f*cking kick up the a** for being a b*tch, c*nt, gold digging whore! With a p*ssy son! And I want my child, and no one will believe you! So f*ck you!”
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