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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Who is Eric the Midget

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Eric the Midget choose to lose his virginity at The Bunny Ranch.

Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget or Eric the actor, is a member of The Howard Stern Show's Wack Pack. Lynch is 3 ft 5 in (1.04 m) tall, weighs 85 lb (39 kg), and uses a motorized wheelchair,[1] in addition to various other afflictions. Despite his poor health he claims to have outlived every doctor's prediction for his life expectancy.[2]

Modeling agent
On March 19, 2008, Eric made his next official return to the show. During his call, Eric promoted a contest he was running to find the "hottest stripper alive." According to Eric, the tour will run indefinitely and the winner will receive a seven-year exclusive contract with EMA, his newly formed modeling agency. As part of the terms of the contract, the winning stripper will live either with, or nearby, Eric.[16]
[edit]American Idol fandom

A self-styled "expert" on American Idol, Lynch is known for his fandom of the show, particularly winners Kelly Clarkson, and Carrie Underwood, as well as runners-up Diana DeGarmo and Katharine McPhee. Lynch has repeatedly asked Howard Stern to use his influence to get him dates with Clarkson or Underwood, despite the fact that Stern has only a minimal relationship with the show and its cast. Eric also co-hosts his own webcam chat show on American Idol through stickam alongside 2 co-hosts; its content generally consists of extreme technical difficulties, long pauses in between banal descriptions of contestants ("this guy was good," "this guy was bad," etc.) and booting out Stern fans for teasing him (typing in capital letters, asking him to fly with balloons, using phrases like "Ack-Ack," etc.). Stern staffer J. D. Harmeyer dislikes it so much he literally begs Stern not to have to record it.
[edit]Lynch's Inches and Balloon stunt
On May 22, 2006, Lynch called the Stern Show and measured his penis in exchange for American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee's phone number. Lynch claimed to measure at just over five inches, and was given McPhee's phone number off air. Lynch was also insulted by "Derek the Midget" voiced by Howard 100 News Staffer Shuli, as well as a frequently played bit by Sal and Richard featuring a fanciful sexual encounter between Lynch and Tabitha Stevens.[17]
McPhee reportedly hates the Stern show now because Lynch had called her too many times, according to Howard Stern, who told Lynch this news during the January 31, 2007, show. As a result, McPhee refused to record a message for either the Stern show or Lynch when she visited Sirius headquarters on January 30, 2007, according to Howard 100 News.
On June 5, 2006, Lynch called the Stern Show and complained that his parents had read about him measuring his penis on Wikipedia (which he called "Wackipedia") in the article on The Wack Pack. Stern read a paragraph of the article, regarding penis measuring, verbatim on the air. Also, Stern Show producer Gary Dell'Abate commented on the air that he and the Stern Show staff enjoyed the picture of Lynch in the article. Flustered, Lynch refused to perform any strange tasks to meet Katharine McPhee, including urinating or defecating in a diaper, inserting a ruler or a Sirius satellite receiver into his rectum, submitting to a proctological exam, wearing Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf's old bunny outfit, being vomited on by Richard Christy, being flushed down a toilet, being sent in the mail or holding seven-hundred and fifty helium balloons to see if he would fly (via cluster ballooning).[18]
On June 6, 2006, Eric agreed to sit in a lawn chair while he was lifted up by balloons. Stern told Lynch that either he attach the balloons to his body (not a chair) or he would not be able to meet Katharine McPhee. Stern then noted that perhaps Lynch would be hit by lightning, which could result in the merging of Lynch and the balloon, creating a superhero.
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