Monday, August 30, 2010
Watch howard stern clip on u tube -Yoko Ono will be performing occasionally in conjunction with the exhibition Contemporary Art from the Collection.
Yoko Ono will be performing occasionally in conjunction with the exhibition Contemporary Art from the Collection.
Exhibition on view through May 9, 2011
Voice Piece for Soprano presented through November 28, 2010.
Video courtesy of Yoko Ono
© 2010 The Museum of Modern Art, New York
Friday, August 20, 2010
SYLVESTER STALLONE PHONES ONE IN & Jason talks fast food
SYLVESTER STALLONE PHONES ONE IN
SYLVESTER STALLONE ON 'THE EXPENDABLES'
Sylvester Stallone called in to promote 'The Expendables,' saying he wrote the film with the intention of gathering "the last of the tough guys...and to see what happens." Sly said the only action stars to turn the film down were Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme--Seagal "had a beef with a producer," a former business partner: "I think Steven--he has his own agenda."
Sly laughed that Jean-Claude turned 'The Expendables' down because he wanted to film a romantic film he'd written--'Claude' also planned to direct, produce and star in the film. Sly said he'd called 'Claude' from the film's Kiev premiere and promised him a role in the sequel on the condition that he film a fight scene with Jet-Li. Sly said the constant cashake-ups and additions led to "probably about 135 rewrites."
ARE ACTORS DISPOSABLE?
Sly said he liked to write his own films, as "an actor is the most disposable component in film today. No question about it. In the 80s and 90s, it was the opposite, Howard. You could sit there and greenlight 'Cobra' with a script that was half-baked."
Howard congratulated Sly on 'The Expendables' success, so Sly thanked him, saying he was happy to have beaten 'Eat Pray Love' at the box office: "They had three times the [promotional] budget we had. It's just something that connects with the audience." The film had tracked slowly early in the weekend, so when it finally came out on top, one of the studio's execs called Sly in tears: "We beat the women! We beat 'em!"
SLY DOESN'T USE VIAGRA
Howard asked if Sly--now 64--was still able to maintain an erection, so Sly laughed: "Oh totally. It's all about your partner, let's face it." Sly denied that he used ED pills, joking: "I have it in a pez dispenser. No, actually we use witchdoctors. Would I admit something like that?" Sly said no one with an attractive partner should have to use them: "Unless you're jet-lagged."
SLY ADDRESSES HIS DAUGHTERS' SUITORS
Sly told the crew that the paparazzi--and boys--wouldn't leave his daughters alone: "They're red-carpet ready, unfortunately." Howard thought Sly must intimidate the girls' suitors, and Sly confirmed it, saying he gives them all the same short speech: "When you're touching them, you're touching me. And I don't like to be touched by guys. So you and I have a date with destiny."
FAST FOOD, RILEY'S DEAL AND GREG’S FOREWORD
JON HEIN'S FAST FOOD INSTINCT
Howard said Jon Hein had taken a blindfolded taste test on last night's Fast Food Show and immediately knew which (naked) burger patty was which: "He knew right away which was the Burger King. He went, 'This is horrible.' He hates Burger King. Hates it! And he knew Wendy's and he knew which was McDonalds.
He knew which was which." Fred laughed that Jon's knowledge couldn't be healthy: "He knew too much!"
Jon Hein came in to say he currently weighed in at 255lbs--but refused to give up fast food: "Everybody's got their vice.
SYLVESTER STALLONE ON 'THE EXPENDABLES'
Sylvester Stallone called in to promote 'The Expendables,' saying he wrote the film with the intention of gathering "the last of the tough guys...and to see what happens." Sly said the only action stars to turn the film down were Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme--Seagal "had a beef with a producer," a former business partner: "I think Steven--he has his own agenda."
Sly laughed that Jean-Claude turned 'The Expendables' down because he wanted to film a romantic film he'd written--'Claude' also planned to direct, produce and star in the film. Sly said he'd called 'Claude' from the film's Kiev premiere and promised him a role in the sequel on the condition that he film a fight scene with Jet-Li. Sly said the constant cashake-ups and additions led to "probably about 135 rewrites."
ARE ACTORS DISPOSABLE?
Sly said he liked to write his own films, as "an actor is the most disposable component in film today. No question about it. In the 80s and 90s, it was the opposite, Howard. You could sit there and greenlight 'Cobra' with a script that was half-baked."
Howard congratulated Sly on 'The Expendables' success, so Sly thanked him, saying he was happy to have beaten 'Eat Pray Love' at the box office: "They had three times the [promotional] budget we had. It's just something that connects with the audience." The film had tracked slowly early in the weekend, so when it finally came out on top, one of the studio's execs called Sly in tears: "We beat the women! We beat 'em!"
SLY DOESN'T USE VIAGRA
Howard asked if Sly--now 64--was still able to maintain an erection, so Sly laughed: "Oh totally. It's all about your partner, let's face it." Sly denied that he used ED pills, joking: "I have it in a pez dispenser. No, actually we use witchdoctors. Would I admit something like that?" Sly said no one with an attractive partner should have to use them: "Unless you're jet-lagged."
SLY ADDRESSES HIS DAUGHTERS' SUITORS
Sly told the crew that the paparazzi--and boys--wouldn't leave his daughters alone: "They're red-carpet ready, unfortunately." Howard thought Sly must intimidate the girls' suitors, and Sly confirmed it, saying he gives them all the same short speech: "When you're touching them, you're touching me. And I don't like to be touched by guys. So you and I have a date with destiny."
FAST FOOD, RILEY'S DEAL AND GREG’S FOREWORD
JON HEIN'S FAST FOOD INSTINCT
Howard said Jon Hein had taken a blindfolded taste test on last night's Fast Food Show and immediately knew which (naked) burger patty was which: "He knew right away which was the Burger King. He went, 'This is horrible.' He hates Burger King. Hates it! And he knew Wendy's and he knew which was McDonalds.
He knew which was which." Fred laughed that Jon's knowledge couldn't be healthy: "He knew too much!"
Jon Hein came in to say he currently weighed in at 255lbs--but refused to give up fast food: "Everybody's got their vice.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
DAVID ARQUETTE IS LATE to the howard stern show & Riley Martin talks money
CELEBRITY INTERN DAVID ARQUETTE RETURNS
DAVID ARQUETTE IS LATE
David Arquette showed up--a day late--and explained his absence yesterday as the start of a 2-day bender: "I drank last night [too]. I still might have some [laughs]...maybe a little remnants." David said he'd crashed a rooftop poker game Tuesday night ("That's the truth.") and quickly blew his $20 buy-in. Howard complained that one of the guys David met at the poker game had shown up on Wednesday--David invited him--but David did not: "All of a sudden this cat is hanging out in my greenroom [and] blogging about it."
Howard also complained that he'd been talking to (and 'vibing' with) Courteney at Jimmy Kimmel's party--until David cut in. David laughed: "I did. I shut that shit down...she loved you. She wanted to get to know you more. She wanted to hang out more." Howard speculated that Courteney had once slept with one of the party's other guests--John Stamos--and David admitted that it could've happened: "Everything he touches turns to pussy."
DAVID ON HIS SISTER 'ALEXIS'
Howard asked if Alexis Arquette, David's brother-turned-sister, had ever had 'her' penis surgically removed, so David shrugged: "I don't know. I haven't tried to f’ her in a long time." David said Alexis' current incarnation was ironic, as 'she' actually slept in a closet when they were growing up.
DAVID STALKED ALYSSA MILANO
Howard asked about Alyssa Milano, so David confessed that their relationship ended badly: "Even though I was being a dick, I didn't want her to be with anybody else...I started stalking her. Not--not really. Ok, I sat outside her house a couple nights." David went so far as to kick a dent in her new boyfriend's car and got himself banned from visiting
Howard said Riley Martin contacted him over the break and asked him to approve a set of new contract demands: "He wants to know if he has my support in his negotiations. You're so funny, Riley." Riley--on the line from home--started his call by saying he was a big fan of George, so Howard cut in: "Yeah, Riley gets most of his bullshit from Star Trek."
Riley said he wanted 2 weeks of paid vacation a year and an extended show: "All I want is 4 hours a week." Howard thought the hour Riley had was sufficient: "That's enough of you, an hour. I don't think you’ve got 4 hours in you." Riley quickly regressed to his usual name-calling method of negotiation, calling Howard a "chickenshit motherf’er" and telling Robin that he loved her: "Robin, I love you. I'd love to come on your tits. And Howard—f’ you." Howardstern.com
Sunday, August 8, 2010
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