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Monday, May 18, 2009

Ben Stiller visits howard stern !

BEN STILLER COMES OUT SWINGING Ben Stiller stopped by to promote "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian," and the crew immediately commented on how skinny he looked. Ben claimed he lost weight for a movie, leading everyone to wonder if his next film was set in a concentration camp. Ben struck back, asking if Howard still lived in the same glass-walled penthouse: "It's the Fortress of Solitude above Manhattan." Howard asked Ben how he felt about the openly-gay Neil Patrick Harris admitting (on this show) to having had sex with his wife (before Ben met her): "I don't know if there was actual...I don't know what to think of it. I don't know if it's a compliment. I don't know if it's a backhanded whatever...I feel like, it's Neil Patrick Harris. The jury was out before he declared [he was gay]." Howard laughed: "Was this before she dated Clay Aiken or after?" SPIELBERG YELLS AT KIDS Ben told the crew he originally had the idea for "Tropic Thunder" almost 20 years ago on the set of Steven Spielberg's "Empire of the Sun." Ben said he pissed Steven off during the filming: "He yelled at me because I said 'Cut!' after I messed up a scene." Ben laughed that Spielberg's tirade was short: "You never yell 'Cut'!" Fortunately for Ben, the pair have since made up - Spielberg's company produced "Tropic Thunder." Howard asked if Robert Downey Jr.'s blackface character in "Tropic Thunder" set off any studio red flags, but Ben claimed it hadn’t: "There was a little question about it, but not as much as you would think." Howard also wondered if working with Tom Cruise was weird, but Ben laughed it off, saying Tom was actually a nice guy. Jimmy agreed, describing a pleasant Sunday he spent watching football with Tom - despite the embarrassing/drunken antics of Adam Carolla.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Watch Gary 'BaBa Booey' Dell'Abate - Mets First Pitch misses home plate by a mile !

Gary Dell’Abate (we all know him as Baba Booey) from the Howard Stern show delivered what has to be the most embarrassing ceremonial first pitch in baseball history Saturday. He had been talking for weeks on the Stern show about doing this, and Saturday he finally got his shot. The video is below. While it's pretty bad, he may actually be better than Perez and Green combined. If you look closely, you can see Stern sidekick Artie Lange - a Met hater - to the far left during the pitch. In all seriousness, Dell’Abate - a big Mets fan - was at Citi Field as a celebrity guest for Autism Awareness day, which is not only a great cause, but one that is very dear to my heart. Good job, Gary. HAha Gary Dell'Abate, producer of The Howard Stern Show attempts to throw out the first pitch for the New York Mets on 05/09/09. Gary throws like a girl ! I thought he had more skills than that ! Your Thoughts ?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Artie and Lisa G Blowout !

Howard started off the show saying he belittled his psychiatrist yesterday and was starting to feel bad about it: "He told me to bring my anger into the room and I said, 'Ok. Here's my anger and I'll direct it at you'...I'm just a horrible person and I've come to the conclusion that I should quit therapy." Artie said he was also struggling with his shrink: "I can remember anyone’s phone number. It's weird...but this guy I gotta keep looking it up. It's like I'm fighting it." Howard referenced the shrink Robin used to see: "Did she quit you or all therapy? I have a feeling she just quit you." Robin claimed the woman quit completely - and then revealed she'd been replaced: "I do talk to someone. A counselor. I'm not telling you who...she's a doctor. I'm not in therapy but I have someone I talk to when I need guidance." Howard asked if the woman was a life coach, but Robin denied it, saying the woman was a psychologist: "I use her when I need her." Later, Robin repeated: "It's not treatment." ARTIE & GARY'S MEDICAL OUTLOOK Artie said the tests his "wellness doctor" ran on him last week all came back great: "Even my liver improved." Howard asked Artie to be honest about how long he's been totally off drugs, so Artie said, "Everything everything? Its been about 4 weeks...heroin is Christmas Eve. Opiates has been about two months." Howard doubted Artie's claims, but Artie insisted he was being truthful. Howard brushed him off: "I don't care anymore. You take care of your stuff and I'll take care of my stuff." Gary noted that he went to the doctor yesterday to have a sonogram (a procedure usually performed on pregnant women) to take a look at his kidney stone: "One of my kidneys is a little backed up so I have to go back in and have [the stone] ultrasound blasted again." ROBIN TAKES ARTIE'S SIDE Robin agreed that the Howard100 News' scrutiny can make her feel like the people who work for the show are not on her side, but Howard disagreed: "We have to have a playful attitude about everything we do." Artie disagreed: "I'm somebody's son. Tell [Lisa] to choke on it." Howard thought Artie was upset about something else: "Something's eating you today." Artie blamed his diet: "Because I'm not eating...I didn't sleep well last night. I'm a little cranky. But get this broad away from me. She's creepy." ARTIE & LISA G FIGHT! Lisa G reported that she called Dr. Drew yesterday, and Drew told her that Artie's self-administered attempt at rehab would fail - but refused to confirm Artie's claim that "Celebrity Rehab" had approached him to appear on the show's next season. Artie was angered by the story: "Why would he? Are you a dumbass? Why don't you call the producers?" Howard asked why he was being so mean to Lisa, and Artie blew up: "I hate her guts. I don't like her...f’ her. Someone better f’ her...Bitch." Howard told Artie to calm down, but Artie continued: "F’ her. Keep her away from me. When I'm near her, I'm disheveled." Artie blamed Howard for the problem: "You started a news department because you live clean...she's creepy...she'd love to waddle in here on her spindly legs and say, 'Artie failed!'...I think Lisa would like me to fail. I think Langford would love it. They would come in here and report with glee." FINAL ARGUMENTS & AN APOLOGY Fred asked if Lisa called Dr. Drew or if Drew called her, so Lisa G explained that she was the one who called: "I call people all the time about things that happen on the show." Artie didn't care: "Don't ever do it about me again. Unless you want me to hit on call somebody and that's a story? You're a regular Jimmy Breslin." Lisa said she wouldn't stoop to Artie's level, and Artie laughed: "I don't want you on my level. I want to be on a level all by myself." Lisa said she had one more story, so Artie joked: "What? Did you call Mars about Fred or something?" Later, Robin admitted it was nice to see the news department get theirs: "Its about time they got a little bit [of flak]...they make life miserable around here." Scott the Engineer also came in to ask how Artie could be upset with a little scrutiny after lying on the air so many times, and Artie agreed: "Scott, you made a great point, and I officially apologize to Lisa G."

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Eric The Midget Penis on the Internet

ERIC THE MIDGET WILL CUT YOU DOWN Eric the Midget called in to defend himself against a caller’s charge that he stalked Diana DeGarmo over the phone: “For starters, shitbreath, it wasn’t Diana DeGarmo’s phone number. It was Katherine McPhee’s.” A caller asked Eric how many cocks he could fit in his mouth, so Eric shot back: “None you f’ing loser. Maybe you fit as many as you want in yours…go find the nearest bridge or tallest building and leap off of it, f’er.” The crew mockingly “oh”d the lame barbs Eric traded with the caller until Howard called it Eric: “I like it when Eric said, ‘Of course not.’” GET YOUR MIDGET N00DZ HERE Howard asked Eric why there was a picture of his penis floating around the Internet as listener had email it to him yesterday, but Eric questioned the photo’s validity: “I don’t think so.” Howard thought it had to be Eric, citing the clubbed foot next to the penis in frame: “You think he’s hard there? I think he’s chubbed.” After sending the photo to Eric, he confessed: “Yeah, I think that-I think that is a shot. I sent it to a female…she was supposed to send me photos of herself topless.” Howard then described the photo: “The head is very small but you got a lot of girth. Eric, be honest, are you chubbed up in that picture?” Eric admitted he was.

Friday, May 1, 2009


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