Time For A Diaper Change For Richard ?

Richard came in to say he wore a diaper to this weekend's Coheed & Cambria shows: "I guess they're made to be used once and then changed. After about the third time, they start to leak." Richard claimed he pissed himself four times: "The second night, I thought, 'Maybe if I double up, they won't leak,' but they still didn't hold up." Richard said the pee ran down his legs and soaked his socks and shoes: "I probably had about 10 or 15 beers each night howardstern.com

Artie Gives Money Away !

CHARITY STARTS IN THE BACK OFFICE Howard came back from a break laughing that Artie was handing out $100 bills in the hall. Among the takers: Lisa G, JD, Scott DePace, Jason, Ronnie the Limo Driver, one of the interns and Scott the Engineer. Will actually got $1100, but Artie owed him that - or he owed it to Dominic Barbara, who owed money to Will, so he just cut out the middle man. howardstern.com

Marcia Brady Visits Howard Stern

MAUREEN MCCORMICK IN STUDIO MARCIA BRADY DID WHAT FOR COKE? Maureen “Marcia Brady” McCormick stopped by to promote her new book, “Here's the Story,” and told the crew that her relationship with Eve Plumb (aka “Jan Brady”) was different than most thought: she was always jealous of Eve (Eve's boobs were bigger). Howard noted that the book's coke stories are making headlines, and Maureen laughed that coke turned her into a slut: “I was if they had coke...I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I was perfect.” Howard noted that Maureen once even let a guy videotape her nude, and Maureen admitted it was true: “I was 18 or 19.” Howard then appealed to the audience: “If anyone has that tape, can they send it to me?”?” GREG ALMOST TOOK MARCIA’S CHERRY Maureen told the crew that cocaine use wasn't her only youthful mistake – she also planned to lose her virginity to Barry Williams (aka “Greg Brady”): “It's really weird. And I'm glad we never did it...his parents walked in on us...I didn't do it so I must not have really wanted it.” When asked about her current relationship with Eve Plumb, Maureen confessed: “We don't really have a relationship...she was my best friend when we were doing the show. I loved her...we would undress in front of each other...I [jokingly] said that I kissed Eve [on a late night show] and she hasn’t spoken to me since.” Howard asked Maureen about her date with Steve Martin, and she moaned that she “blew it. I was so coked out of my mind...I had nothing left in me...I didn't get any of his jokes and I wasn't laughing.” Maureen said she also went on dates with Michael Jackson and Wilt Chamberlain. Ham Hands Bill called in to ask if Maureen was ever molested, and she said, “Maybe when I was 17...” Another caller wanted to hear Maureen swear, and she obliged with the C-word. howardstern.com

Craptacular II

Coming soon in OCT. 2009 !

Howard Stern And Beth Get Married !

NEW YORK, NY -- A host of stars including John Stamos, Donald Trump and Barbara Walters turned up at the Le Cirque restaraunt in New York City on Friday night for the wedding of Howard Stern and model Beth Ostrosky. Dressed in a grey suit and on the arm of a pretty brunette, Stamos turned up grinning as he headed into the ceremony. Though they split earlier this summer, former couple Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman walked in together, Access can report. But it was Howard and his bride Beth who made the biggest entrance. The couple made a very untraditional arrival - turning up together. Chauffeured in a black limo, Howard exited the vehicle first, while Beth went in a short while later. The bride wore a white gown designed by Georgina Chapman with a white shawl-like wrap to stave off the New York City cold. Other stars attending the ceremony included "Live's" Kelly Ripa, whose husband Mark Consuelos was ordained as a minister specifically to marry Howard and Beth. Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and his wife Katie Lee Joel, Joan and Melissa Rivers, Artie Lang, Steve Schirippa, and Denise Rich also were spotted attending the event.