MEET EMMA THE AMISH MODEL
Howard welcomed Emma
the Amish model to the studio, telling the crew: "Now she's
excommunicated. Kicked out." Emma said she was 20 years old and had left
the Amish community when she was 18--as the Amish community's
'Rumspringa' dictates--to experience the world on its own terms, but
never returned. She's since been shunned: "I can't sit at the same table
with [my family] and they can't drive with me." (She explained that the
Amish can be passengers in automobiles, they just can’t drive them.)
Emma said her family saw it coming: "They knew I was gonna leave because
of what I was getting into. I was talking to my 'English' sisters a
lot. I've had four sisters who left too." The second she was off the
farm, "I got a cellphone. That was the first thing I got." When she
returns, she must sit at a small side table next to her family
diningroom table: "I can't wear shorts or anything short like that. It
has to be a dress or long pants...I just wanna show respect."
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PORN IS
Howard asked if she'd
go from softcore porn into hardcore, but Emma insisted that her
splayed-and-naked photoshoots had just been 'nude modeling.' Howard
disagreed: "That's porn." Emma then reconsidered her career choice: "I
don't wanna do it again. Well, I feel like it just went a little too far
that time...I'm ok with it for now. Like, I'm ok with it for it to be
on the web but that's not what I wanna do for the rest of my life."
THE SHOOFLY PANTY PACK
Emma wasn't sure how
her Website made money--someone else runs it--so Gary came to tell her
that the site sold what's called a 'Shoofly Pie Panty Pack': "It's a
shoofly pie, an autographed picture and a pair of her panties." Howard
asked Emma what she thought guys did with her used panties, but she
wasn't sure: "I don't wanna know." Robin asked: "Do you know how to use
the Internet?" Emma nodded: "Oh yeah. I have one at home."
Gary told Emma to show
Howard the back of her dress, and Howard
was duly impressed, asking who
made it--Emma claimed it was a 'Sassy Assy' dress. Emma later hoped her
appearance on the show would get her more modeling work: "I got fired
because they found out I was on the Website and they found out I was
coming on the show...I worked at a crazy place [as a waitress]. They
were Mennonites."howardstern.com
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