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Showing posts with label Ronnie. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 6, 2013
Sunday, March 24, 2013
"Ronnie Mund Jamaican Getaway" Block party
Please RT & Share w/ fellow Howard Stern Fans . Help support Blog Shop @ Amazon Click above on Amazon Links . THXHoward Stern Show party man Ronnie Mund and his crew are currentl in Montego Bay at this weekend's highly anticipated "Ronnie Mund Jamaican Getaway". I"m sure they are drunk and casing major noise across Jamaica ?According to the Sirius XM programming schedule, the Howard Stern Show should be live Monday --which means there should be some seriously hungover staffers @ work. Mund is squeezing in his Jamaica gig between the live satellite radio shows in New York City and last week's "America's Got Talent" taping in San Antonio, TeXas The event is running all weekend long, and...
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
CBS News Ronnie The Limo Driver live coverage of the Christopher Dorner situation.
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Monday, January 21, 2013
HOW RONNIE WASHES HIS ASS
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HOW RONNIE WASHES HIS ASS
HowardTV constructed a mock-sink in the studio so Ronnie could demonstrate how he washes his ass after shitting. Ronnie refused to disrobe, but gamely mimed his routine: “So I wipe my ass real good. Right? All nice and clean.” Ronnie insisted he didn’t do it every time uses the toilet: “This is only [in] an emergency. Remember that. … I’m just washing the remnants out. That’s it.”
Pressed for his endgame, Ronnie’s voice started to rise: “I wash my hand! I wash my ass out! With the soap and water and everything.” Robin was cracking up: “When you go to buy a sink, do you hop up on it to...?” Howard was disturbed that Ronnie didn’t dispose of the bar of soap--he just leaves it there for the next guy to use.
HOW RONNIE WASHES HIS ASS
HowardTV constructed a mock-sink in the studio so Ronnie could demonstrate how he washes his ass after shitting. Ronnie refused to disrobe, but gamely mimed his routine: “So I wipe my ass real good. Right? All nice and clean.” Ronnie insisted he didn’t do it every time uses the toilet: “This is only [in] an emergency. Remember that. … I’m just washing the remnants out. That’s it.”
Pressed for his endgame, Ronnie’s voice started to rise: “I wash my hand! I wash my ass out! With the soap and water and everything.” Robin was cracking up: “When you go to buy a sink, do you hop up on it to...?” Howard was disturbed that Ronnie didn’t dispose of the bar of soap--he just leaves it there for the next guy to use.
Sunday, November 4, 2012
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Saturday, October 20, 2012
Monday, June 6, 2011
Captain Janks Ronnie the limo driver on twitter !
JANKS PRANKS RICKYMAN
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Ronnie said he quickly corrected the issue, extending the reign of last
week’s Hot Chick of the Week, and now thoroughly vetted the coming
weeks’ picks. Janks hinted that Ronnie had sent his avatar some
embarrassing messages, but Ronnie had nothing to hide: “Nothing
inappropriate, dude...put ‘em up!”
Sunday, January 23, 2011
PSYCH TEST RESULTS: THE SANE - PSYCH TEST SPECULATION BEGINS
THE PSYCH TEST RESULTS: THE SANE
Dr. Debbie Magids then came in to read her evaluations, starting with the sanest--Howard, who leapt up, crowing: “I told you! Give me the money!” Before Dr. Magids moved on, she told Howard she did detect several ”personality features,” including excessive emotionality, dependence and a need for constant approval and attention.
Next up was Steve Langford, who had only one fault: “Steve Langford came out high but not overly high on obsessive compulsive personality.” Gary clarified Steve’s OCD score: “He scored a 77 on it. It was the only category he scored high in. Other than that, he didn’t even break a 65.” Dr. Magids said Steve also scored 67 on her ‘sadistic’ scale: “It means there’s a lot of residual anger inside.”
Dr. Magids said Fred was third most-sane participant, as his personality features, while high, canceled each other out: “Fred scored an 83 on narcissistic personality. Now Fred also had, as a secondary, schizotypal personality. It means he’s detached, a little withdrawn, socially isolated...it balances out the narcissism.”
THE PSYCH TEST RESULTS: THE NOT-SO-SANE
Personality and Intelligance at Work: Exploring and Explaining Individual Differences at Work
Dr. Magids cited Robin as the third-craziest, because of a 94-point score on the narcissism scale: “Higher than [Fred] and higher than Benjy.” She edged out Benjy--despite also having a ‘histrionic’ score of 74--because she’s a rare kind of narcissist: she cares about others. Dr. Magids said Robin just wasn’t hostile: “You scored a zero, meaning you don’t have that trait.”
Benjy came in as the second-craziest, due to a score of 80 on the histrionic scale and an anti-social personality features that registered a 71. Robin regretted taking the test, as she thought Howard was sure to bring it up in every argument, and asked Dr. Magids if she knew if someone might be smart enough to skew any psych exam. Dr. Magids said she did, so Robin pointed at Howard: “There’s one right there.”
RONNIE: TOTALLY NUTS
Which left Ronnie, whose report read “RESULTS SEVERE” across the top. Here are Ronnie’s scores that topped 75--making them ‘major issues’:
Narcissistic personality disorder: 109.
Histrionic personality features: 79.
Paranoid features: 77.
Passive-aggressive features: 77.
Dr. Magids commended Howard for keeping Ronnie in check, as his personality traits are put to good use in his security position--things could be much worse “if Ronnie did not have this structure...[the job] normalizes the pathology.”
howardstern.com
Dr. Debbie Magids then came in to read her evaluations, starting with the sanest--Howard, who leapt up, crowing: “I told you! Give me the money!” Before Dr. Magids moved on, she told Howard she did detect several ”personality features,” including excessive emotionality, dependence and a need for constant approval and attention.
Next up was Steve Langford, who had only one fault: “Steve Langford came out high but not overly high on obsessive compulsive personality.” Gary clarified Steve’s OCD score: “He scored a 77 on it. It was the only category he scored high in. Other than that, he didn’t even break a 65.” Dr. Magids said Steve also scored 67 on her ‘sadistic’ scale: “It means there’s a lot of residual anger inside.”
Dr. Magids said Fred was third most-sane participant, as his personality features, while high, canceled each other out: “Fred scored an 83 on narcissistic personality. Now Fred also had, as a secondary, schizotypal personality. It means he’s detached, a little withdrawn, socially isolated...it balances out the narcissism.”
THE PSYCH TEST RESULTS: THE NOT-SO-SANE
Personality and Intelligance at Work: Exploring and Explaining Individual Differences at Work
Dr. Magids cited Robin as the third-craziest, because of a 94-point score on the narcissism scale: “Higher than [Fred] and higher than Benjy.” She edged out Benjy--despite also having a ‘histrionic’ score of 74--because she’s a rare kind of narcissist: she cares about others. Dr. Magids said Robin just wasn’t hostile: “You scored a zero, meaning you don’t have that trait.”
Benjy came in as the second-craziest, due to a score of 80 on the histrionic scale and an anti-social personality features that registered a 71. Robin regretted taking the test, as she thought Howard was sure to bring it up in every argument, and asked Dr. Magids if she knew if someone might be smart enough to skew any psych exam. Dr. Magids said she did, so Robin pointed at Howard: “There’s one right there.”
RONNIE: TOTALLY NUTS
Which left Ronnie, whose report read “RESULTS SEVERE” across the top. Here are Ronnie’s scores that topped 75--making them ‘major issues’:
Narcissistic personality disorder: 109.
Histrionic personality features: 79.
Paranoid features: 77.
Passive-aggressive features: 77.
Dr. Magids commended Howard for keeping Ronnie in check, as his personality traits are put to good use in his security position--things could be much worse “if Ronnie did not have this structure...[the job] normalizes the pathology.”
howardstern.com
Friday, February 12, 2010
Ronnie Takes over crumbs cookies ?
JACKIE THE JOKE MAN STIRS THE POT
THE JOKE MAN IS A THIN MAN...
Jackie 'The Joke Man'
Martling stopped by to promote his various projects--including an
upcoming appearance on TNT's 'Leverage'--and Howard immediately noted
that he'd lost "an alarming amount of weight." Jackie shrugged that
he'd lost 45lbs and felt great ("And Norris tells people I'm dying!"),
despite the stretch marks his temporary weight gain had left on his
stomach.
Howard then asked Jackie about the anti-Semitic jokes ("Hey you Jew bastard!") that Jackie used--even if in jest--at a recent lunch meeting, saying: "If you grow up hearing that every two minutes..." Jackie cut in: "I can't control what your parents said to ya."
...AND A SINGLE MAN
Howard asked Jackie
what happened to the girlfriend he'd had until very recently, theorizing
aloud: "What did you do to blow this? You're difficult." Jackie tried
to avoid the topic at first: "I'm not talking about it. That's my
girlfriend and we broke up, you know, four months ago."
Howard noted that Jackie had lied and said the relationship was going great--when they'd already broken up--so Jackie attempted to explain: "I don't wanna spend X amount of time saying uhhh you know...it just wasn't right, you know. I think you hit the nail on the head with I'm difficult." Jackie said he knew it was over when they were walking through a pet store one day: I turned to her and said, 'Did I ever tell you...' And she said, 'Yes.'"
JACKIE TELLS THE TRUTH?
A caller named Sean
claimed he'd been putting a movie together and had talked to Jackie
about staring in it--until he also cast Richard Christy, causing Jackie
to back out. Jackie dismissed the charges: "I backed out because you
changed the deal a million times!" Sean didn't directly answer Jackie's
claim, saying instead that he still wanted to work with Jackie.
Everyone--particularly Howard--was surprised that Jackie seemed to be
telling the truth.
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Howard then asked Jackie about the anti-Semitic jokes ("Hey you Jew bastard!") that Jackie used--even if in jest--at a recent lunch meeting, saying: "If you grow up hearing that every two minutes..." Jackie cut in: "I can't control what your parents said to ya."
...AND A SINGLE MAN
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Howard noted that Jackie had lied and said the relationship was going great--when they'd already broken up--so Jackie attempted to explain: "I don't wanna spend X amount of time saying uhhh you know...it just wasn't right, you know. I think you hit the nail on the head with I'm difficult." Jackie said he knew it was over when they were walking through a pet store one day: I turned to her and said, 'Did I ever tell you...' And she said, 'Yes.'"
JACKIE TELLS THE TRUTH?
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JASON VS RONNIE
RONNIE'S DELIVERY SERVICE
Howard began
discussing Ronnie the Limo Driver's bizarre cookie-delivery
system--Ronnie commandeers the weekly Crumbs delivery every Wednesday
morning to set aside several cookies and cupcakes for delivery to
several SiriusXM staffers who work outside the Stern office. Howard
asked Ronnie to explain his delivery route in detail, but Ronnie locked
himself in the bathroom and refused to come out.
Howard got Ronnie to
run the studio with a single decree: "Gary, no more Rick's plugs for
Ronnie." Ronnie burst in ranting: "Take it! Go ahead, take it! Don't
scare me, man...take whatever you want from me...I could always go work
somewhere else." Howard called his bluff: "Go ahead." Ronnie still tried
to stonewall Howard's investigation, so Jason came in to report: "All I
know is the black-and-white cookies are gone by 6:04 if you don't grab
one [immediately]."
THE DELIVERIES DETAILED
Reports started coming
in and cracked Howard up: "What do you care if Jared [Fox] gets
cookies?" Ronnie snapped: "The guy's my friend! What's the big deal?"
Under pressure, Ronnie admitted he sets 3 black-and-white cookies aside
for Jared, a cupcake for two of SiriusXM's receptionists and some apple
rugelach for Ross Zapin.
Howard decided that
Ronnie should no longer touch any baked goods delivered to the office:
"Do not go there. Don't let me hear you're there." Toward the end of
the segment, Medicated Pete came to offer himself as Ronnie’s
replacement: “I wanna be Medicated Pete the Limo Driver.”
RONNIE RAGES ON JASON
Later, Jason came in
to say Ronnie had attacked him: "He charged me, grabbed me and threw
a--threw a garbage can at me. And uh I'm-I'm-I'm not happy about it. It
stopped being funny. I'm not happy." Jason admitted he'd stuck his
tongue out and taunted Ronnie before the incident, but Howard still laid
fault on Ronnie, promising to talk to him off the air: "Over these dumb
f’ing cookies?"
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THE DELIVERIES DETAILED
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RONNIE RAGES ON JASON
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